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W.A.R. – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – W.A.R. – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-001!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and eventually on fucking iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

My job on the show is to be the voice of All Things A Real Man, The One And Only Authority, The End All Be All.  With over a decade of non-fucking-stop scientific research on this one and only subject, plus a shit ton of real life, in the field experience which makes me an expert, plus I’ve written several books on the matter, none of which have been published, but check out RatedARM.com if you wanna get a taste.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what you say, we will play or read it on the show.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

James Madison – Constitutional Law Expert

P.T. Barnum – Promotions Expert

Mark Twain – Smartass Expert

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T FUCKING BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM RADIO SHOW!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.

Rated ARM Radio is A Jokes First, No Fucking Rules, No God Damn Political Correctness, No Fucks Given weekly round table discussion about what A Real Man is, what A Real Man is According to me, Why the fuck I’m the one defining A Real Man, where have all the real men gone and how the fuck do we revive Real Men as a whole before it’s too fucking late for all of us.  I don’t care what the fuck you have to say as long as it’s fucking funny.  You wanna make a fucking point, make it, but make me laugh or shut the fuck up.

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Now let’s pour some fucking drinks (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) and listen to the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned

Here’s W.A.R.

As you may have heard in the song once or twice, John D. ~ The ARMed Comic is the most White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist Comic ever! At least that’s what the media will accuse him of in order to shut him down.  John D. is a No Apologies, God Fearin’, Gun Totin’ Flag Wavin’ American Real Man whose sole mission in life is to not only make it ok to be A Real Man once again, instead of being a fucking hate crime, but to make people Revere A Real Man as they once did.  I honestly believe to the core of my soul that solving that 1 fucking problem will solve all problems, for all people, all at once.

My son has to live here for another 60 fucking years, so anything I can do to lighten his load, I’m on it.

A Real Man, Men Want Him Beside Them, Women Want Him Inside Them.

LET’S TALK ABOUT THE SONG FOR A MINUTE

Feel Free to check out www.RatedARM.com for more info. God Bless!

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

How you can help!

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

Trending In America

Facebook:

Harambe the gorilla

Captain Marvel female

Prince overdosed

Motorcycle riders run over

Youtube:

Tapeface

Giant gator

Harambe the gorilla

Twitter:

UCLA gunman

Prince overdose

Chewbacca Mom

Sunset Music Festival deaths

Obama not to blame for transgender debate

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris call it quits

General Scuttlebutt:

Obama

Hillary

Trump

Sanders

Steven Crowder stealing my shit

Bubba the Love Sponge stealing my shit

Beasley Media Group stealing my shit

Watch:

Californication – Hank Moody

Rescue me – Tommy Gavin

Banshee – Lucas Hood

Listen:

Nickelback – Something in your mouth, Burn it to the ground

Eminem –

Shinedown

Read:

The Bible – God

A Patriots History of the United States – Larry Schweikart and Michael Allen

Florida Firearms Law, Use & Ownership – Jon Gutmacher

Quotes:

“A Real Man never sits around whining & complaining about the way things are, he fucking fixes them.”

Laws:

“A Real Man always considers everyone around him, and says whatever the fuck he wants anyway.”

“A Real Man always gives his honest assessment, even if it makes you commit fuckin’ suicide!”

“A Real Man never concerns himself with being popular, mortally fucking feared yes, popular fuck no.”

You Might Not Be:

If you think crocs are shoes instead of animals at the zoo, you might not be A Real Man.

If your earrings are larger than your mom’s, you might not be A Real Man.

If you wear earrings, you might not be A Real Man.

If you own an earring, you might not be A Real Man.

Don’t Give Fuck:

A Real Man knows you are gay, he just doesn’t give a fuck

A Real Man knows you suck cock, he just doesn’t give a fuck

A Real Man knows you are black, he just doesn’t give a fuck