Fun, Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on December 10, 2016 by

It’s Time To Start Having Some Fucking Fun, Again! Fuck It!

 

 

INTRO:
Welcome, Rebels, to the – IT’S TIME TO START HAVING SOME FUCKING FUN, AGAIN! FUCK IT! – EDITION OF RATED ARM REBELLION EPISODE 1776-026! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!
My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman. Gun check! Everyone strapped tonight?
BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert
CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert
YOUNG PUSSER – GENERARTION Z Expert / The bullshit that is this generation, his words not mine
John D. – Real Man Expert
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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103. You can send us a letter, stop by, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com. If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show, especially if it’s about us.
WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS! ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INACCURATE DUE TO THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUBJECT IN AMERICA TODAY. IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION! WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS! AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US. FucksVille USA!
Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.
Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!
We need reviews of the Rated ARM Rebellion on SoundCloud and iTunes.
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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc… That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – It’s time to start having some fucking fun, again! Fuck it!. – Drink, Smoke, Shoot, Fuck, Curse, Do whatever the fuck you gotta do to fucking enjoy this motherfucker cuz it’s a short ride. Whatever your thing is, do that shit. If life has lost all its shine, fix that shit! Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise, don’t be who someone else wants you to be, be you!

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers is about to be taught some God Damn manners.. That show sucked balls.
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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:
FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT. MAKE IT OK TO BE A REAL MAN IN AMERICA AGAIN FOREVER!
#1 Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America. The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.
#2 Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway. Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.
#3 Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.
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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Thanked him relentlessly for all the blessings in my life and there are alot.
Laughed and just rolled with it every time my plans got fucked, being in the moment.

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Took my son and the ex to the zoo for thanksgiving.

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Put a shit ton more motivational on topic pictures on the rated ARM TV in my man cave tits, guns, god, beer, military, everything.
Still trying to set up a Gun Club
Still working on becoming an RSO.
Working on saving the American Military History Museum.

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK!
Continued to bigtime straighten out Rated ARM Headquarters with the Ex
Tried to walk again
Tried to eat better
Totally straightened out gym since its cold back to working out

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK!
NAGDT

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW!
Another fucking job
RSO Training
Voodoo Tactical 15-7613 Enhanced 36-inch MOLLE Compatible Soft Rifle Case, Black
5 Gram Pack of 50 “Dry&dry” Silica Gel Packets Desiccant Dehumidifiers
Dry Packs Silica Gel Desiccant, 40gm
Solid Tactical New 50 Cal Metal Ammo Can in OD Green, Military and Army M2A1 All-Metal Box for Ammunition and Storage, Made in the USA
SHTF preparations
Colt M203 40mm Grenade Launcher
MAGLINK® COUPLER – PMAG® 30 AK/AKM
Black Ops Package – Basic to advance Pistol, Shotgun & Rifle Black OPS Operator Training – Black Friday Sale!

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!
2 girls, 20 fucking dogs

My next door neighbor got his hot ass woman a Mercedes.

No burn barrel, NOT, burn chiminea

Holy fucking spring cleaning

New studio set up

My own solo show

Agent with no experience and no professionalism

Thanksgiving at the zoo

Must kill the fucking roosters

Must kill the disrespectful motherfuckers

Need a fucking BB Gun

Swap Meet – “Man I was Walking through Ebay”

Made a gun closet in my house
Went to a client’s house to set up home theatre without the theatre part. WTF? Couldn’t get in. Keybox combination wrong for 30 minutes.

Almost ran 2 stop signs and killed us both. Ex & I

Downloaded a bunch of Real Man images

Brain Fog getting better after disconnecting the $1100 air scrubber

Finally spoke to my best man that happens to be black, no mention of my money or not getting thrown out

Accidentally blew off a meeting with one of the hottest chicks I know. Pissed her off.

Giving Tuesday

Have to prove to my DJ buddy that I can DJ

Lunch slut giving me fuck me eyes and hangin’ out a minute

Biggest client getting frustrated with us when it’s not us again

Took my son to lunch, I could actually see the sadness in his eyes when i said whatever makes you happy buddy

Taking James Madison shooting on Friday

Still trying to get RSO certified

My phone back on the top of the list spam / scam calls

Best flashlight blew up

Missed a networking holiday event and saved myself from killing leftist fuckface

Sanctuary city bullshit

Met a super cool dog today and then she pissed on the office carpet

Listened to 80’s, 90’s, 2000’s fun music

Had lunch today with a lady with the shakes, felt so bad

Reached out to tactical training company Black Friday 90% off of nothing
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LOOK AT ME’S?
Hottest girl on the planet tit top / yoga pants bicycle through the hood
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THIS WEEKS THEME – It’s time to start having some fucking fun, again! Fuck it! Drink, Smoke, Shoot, Fuck, Curse, Do whatever the fuck you gotta do to fucking enjoy this motherfucker cuz it’s a short ride. Whatever your thing is, do that shit. If life has lost all its shine, fix that shit! Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise, don’t be who someone else wants you to be, be you!

WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag – if they do, there must be consequences – perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail! Hillary said it and legislated for it on 2005.
THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
God, Donald J. Trump 45th President of the United States of America, Hot women everywhere, The Rock & Jason Statham

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
Drudge Report – Black Friday matters

Pentagon to end gun free zones on military bases

Castro dies on the most Capitalist day of the year

Obama on the way out, gas goes up

Obama on the way out insurance sky rockets

Obama on the way out interest rates go up

Smokey Mountains burn

Huge rise in ‘sextortion’ by crime gangs using social media to entrap victims

VIDEO: SOCAL PARKING LOT FIGHT TURNS INTO DEMOLITION DERBY

Trump to Announce Carrier Plant Will Keep Jobs in U.S.

The delusional melodrama of Jill Stein – WISCONSIN JUDGE REFUSES TO ORDER HAND RECOUNT

White House Warns Against Blaming Religion of Islam After Ohio State Attack

ESPN Loses Over a Half Million Subscribers
Nigel Farage has sent the international establishment media into a tailspin by telling them that they are wrong on climate change, wrong on immigration, wrong on radical Islam – and that they need to change.

Mitt Romney Flip-Flops: Donald Trump Won, Gives Me Hope For America’s Future

Global land temperatures have plummeted by one degree Celsius since the middle of this year – the biggest and steepest fall on record.

Politico: Donald Trump’s Cabinet a ‘Conservative Dream Team’

President-elect Donald Trump announced plans Wednesday morning to step down from his company to focus on his presidency.

Ohio State Attack Copies ISIS Killing Style

VIDEO: CNN ANCHOR URGES AMERICAN WOMEN TO WEAR HIJABS

Alt_Right White supremacy

Holiday train in Fernie

Trump Wins Michigan

Infowars Graphic Image Racist, Racist, Racist, Racist, Racist
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WATCH:
Mechanic Ressurection – Jason Statham is 50
Central Intelligence – The Rock & Kevin Hart
Z-Nation

LISTEN:
80’s
90’s
2000’s happy / party shit

READ:
Manly Man Manual
And Now We Shall Do Manly Things
The Last Manly Man

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
The less fucks you give, the better you live!

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you know life is short and you don’t even try to have some fun, don’t you fucking deserve to be fucking miserable?

AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy
TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed, Hot Bitches with a God Dammed sense of humor.
WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up. If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself. If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show. This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and asking that you Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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