Mission - posted on March 2, 2017 by

They’ve got us surrounded again, fuck the poor bastards.

INTRO:

STAND THE FUCK UP!

National Anthem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqA83gdBwA

RAR Intro Music

Welcome Rebels to the – “They’ve got us surrounded again, fuck the poor bastards.” – Creighton W. Abrams, Battle of the Bulge Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-037!

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, Go ahead, steal my shit, use my exact fucking point of view, give me no God damn credit, see if I give a shit.  The American Fuckin’ Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All to death! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what the fuck you hear, fuck off and die, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, you bitch ass fuckin’ pussy!

My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman.  Gun check, gun check!  Everyone packin’ tonight? Not fudge I hope.

Sherriff BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

Contractor CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert – Call me whatever the fuck you want, I’m a behaviorist, because I label people by their fucking behavior.  If you hear a label on this show you don’t like, rest assured I don’t give a shit because I’m labeling the behavior of motherfuckers that ask for it.

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop by, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we’ll play it or read it on the show, especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INACCURATE DUE TO THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF FINDING FACTS ON ANY SUBJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA!

Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!

We’re always lookin’ for reviews of the Rated ARM Rebellion on SoundCloud and iTunes, especially if you hate us.

FROM OUR FANS:
Soundcloud likes by hot chicks and Black people, Gab likes by Patriots, Twitter likes and losses ASSistant vs. me

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were –”They’ve got us surrounded again, fuck the poor bastards.” – Creighton W. Abrams, Battle of the Bulge Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-036!

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about Sit The Fuck Down And Shut The Fuck Up – You Had Your Fucking Chance! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-035!
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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & OBAMASDINGLEBERRY MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.  MAKING IT NOT ONLY OK TO BE A REAL MAN IN AMERICA AGAIN BUT NOT A FUCKING HATE CRIME, FOREVER!

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
God gave me a sign to rent very nice trailer on an acre and a half with a giant cross in my rearview mirror as the sign to do it as I was driving away and I didn’t do it and my air-conditioner broke the very next fucking day

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Took my to see Riverview trailer, daddy’s new digs

Really cool buddy of mine getting divorced, not happy, kids over 18, I cheered him up

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
My best man that happens to be black called me yesterday for some bullshit about Trump and Flynn and had nothing but feelings once again no fact, no logic, no history, just feelings and Memes.  Turns out it was an Obama witch hunt and he didn’t do anything wrong according to FBI

Had a great meeting with the tactical firearms company and our future projects together

Make America Great Again March 25

Finally got my fucking RSO certificate after begging NRA to return my fucking phone call for 3 weeks

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK!
Didn’t fucking exercise I can tell you that, well just once, but not enough and its killing me

Networking meeting with the new hot ass lefty San Franciscan woman in my group and we were together for eight fucking hours never once talked about business.  I may have even brought her over to the dark side.

Gonna have to talk to a smug, arrogant, condescending prick in my networking group about it or or he’s a great guy and I don’t get his sense of non-humor.

The same big tittied bitch that tricked m,e into her Halloween party tried to trick me again for Oscar party.  Fuck that, no response.

WHAT DID YOU BUILD / CREATE / WORK ON THIS WEEK
My fucking roof a fucking gain

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK!
N.A.G.D.T

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW!
Rent

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BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!
Valentines Day – changed my profile pic to heart of weapons

LibTard lunch, if your house has walls but you don’t believe in border security you might be a fucking hypocrite

Literally wrote all day Saturday trying to finish election video.  16 fucking hours of writing

In my networking meeting, James Madison was sitting next to the big tittied hot ass yoga bitch and I texted him a super sexy fucking picture of her giant hooters from her social media and he opened it right in front of her she had to of seen it,  His face was bright red.

My air-conditioner broke again, had it fixed again

Worked on my roof again

Paid my car insurance today

ASSistant told me about her story about returning $1400 on a purse to some girl at the fair

At Panera and other places to get a smoothie and I have to tip them to hand me a smoothie and they didn’t even fucking hand it to me

Went to beer shed and ran into very cool people who have my exact same boat

Racial slur database.  Have you seen this motherfucker

Meeting with smoking fucking hot 23 school teacher to be today.  Holy tits

God is putting lots of women in my path

Wanna do a show about Calling someone a racist is worse than calling someone a Nigger and I can prove it

Crane crazy in my front yard.  Why?

We have to get on TV – Fuck Michael Moore sign

News house saver fucking off in Vegas while I’m losing my shit

Kicked out of my Transunion credit freeze account but I can mail them my social & drivers license and check and they can fix it

Crazy female clients calling losing their fucking shit

QuickBooks fucking broken doesn’t send email invoices anymore

I got 2 referrals this week.  Fucking Not!

Trump coming to town on Saturday.  You going?

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CROTCHETY & CROTCHETY

Whatcha got?

WHAT MADE HER SNAP THIS WEEK?
Just left here 1 hour visit, We’ll see

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LOOK AT ME’S?

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THIS WEEKS THEME – “They’ve got us surrounded again, fuck the poor bastards.” – Creighton W. Abrams, Battle of the Bulge Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-036!
Fake News, FBI, CIA, Hollyweird, Obamas dingleberry man hating governemnet

Have you ever been surrounded by enemies?  It sucks!  What do you do?

My son’s school system, my ex wife, her family

PC, blueblood, douchebags, in the community, in my networking groups, my clients

When do we get to stop fucking fighting?  FUCKING NEVER!

WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
God, Trump, Bannon, Joy Villa

THE PEOPLE I HATE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
Fake news, FBI, CIA NYT, Washington Post

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary
#ItsTooShortToBeBent

#FuckGodWhatAboutMe

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
Dead and gone.  We killed it last week.

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WHAT TO THINK:
Life and every single fucking variable in it is a game, acknowledge that and then play to win.

WATCH:
New list

LISTEN:
New list

READ:
New list

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man always tries to get along, yet has no problem whatsoever fucking killing you if that’s not possible.”

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you’re surrounded on all fucking sides by motherfucker hell bent on takin’ you the fuck out, why not just fucking kill them first?

AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed, Hot Bitches with a God Dammed sense of humor and no gag reflex.

WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for WordPress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
Milo / Breitbart / Info Wars / Drudge Report / Paul Joseph Watson we’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and asking that you Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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