Mission - posted on March 4, 2017 by

Tell em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway.

INTRO:

STAND THE FUCK UP!

National Anthem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqA83gdBwA

RAR Intro Music

Welcome Rebels to the – Tell em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-038!

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, Go ahead, steal my shit, use my exact fucking point of view, give me no God damn credit, see if I give a shit.  The American Fuckin’ Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All to death! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what the fuck you hear, fuck off and die, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, you bitch ass fuckin’ pussy!

My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman.  Gun check, gun check!  Everyone packin’ tonight? Not fudge I hope.

Sherriff BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

Contractor CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert – Call me whatever the fuck you want, I’m a behaviorist, because I label people by their fucking behavior.  If you hear a label on this show you don’t like, rest assured I don’t give a shit because I’m labeling the behavior of motherfuckers that ask for it.

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop by, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we’ll play it or read it on the show, especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE TO THE IMPOSSIBLITY OF FINDING FACTS ON ANY SUBJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA!

Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!

We’re always lookin’ for reviews of the Rated ARM Rebellion on SoundCloud and iTunes, especially if you hate us.

FROM OUR FANS:
Nothing you fucking suck.  You watch, listen and read all our shit and show no fucking love.  Fuck Ya’ll.

I mena you like it and shit, but comments, emails, video responses, c’mon!

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – Tell em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway.  Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-038!

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about –”They’ve got us surrounded again, fuck the poor bastards.” – Creighton W. Abrams, Battle of the Bulge – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-037!

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & OBAMASDINGLEBERRY MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.  MAKING IT NOT ONLY OK TO BE A REAL MAN IN AMERICA AGAIN BUT NOT A FUCKING HATE CRIME, FOREVER!

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
I had a newfound Bible thumper tell me how my life’s mission is supposed to work today I like somehow or another they were authorized to judge me my past and my path what a fucking joke.  I tried to get through to him, but apparently he’s already jesus on earth!  Time to crucify his dumb ass.

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Killed my son with love.  Invited him to the gun show, took him out to lunch and Ice cream and cheered him on for his job search.

Fucking ice cream melted all the fuck over me

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Re-organized my SHTF Closet

I got to play range safety officer with the disabled veterans today and two of the guys I was helping had very very very bad habits they were trying to kill somebody

Met with Carl.  “Shut the fuck up Carl”  Walking Dead “Carl!”

Don’t forget Nationwide Make America Great Again March coming on March 25th

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK!
Exercised 1 fucking day.

Cooked 2

WHAT DID YOU BUILD / CREATE / WORK ON THIS WEEK
Nothing.  I can’t get shit done.

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK!
3 Ammo Cans, 3 AK Mags, Firstarter, 2 x Glock Mag Holsters, 2 x Magazine Extenders & Vitamins  

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW!
Rent / moving money

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BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!
I told A hot ass attention whore Facebook that I did not believe when she posted I love President Trump that she lost 18 friends and she came back kind of angry that I would say that and asked why I friend request her so I explained to her that in my experience pretty people could eat a live baby on TV and no one cares. If indeed it is true, I sent it to get your popularity numbers back up. I like helping people. No response

I had a dream last night that a spirit in a hood looking very much like the Grim Reaper was pointing at my guns telling me to get rid of them because they would not solve the problems of the world or something to that effect

There are make up artist and hair pigmentation people selling services today so that they can look as beautiful as their wives what the fuck

Some Mexican fuck almost ran into my truck on the way to the range to shoot with the veterans

200 Yards Iron Sights, 50 Yards Pistol without Extensions

You ever see somebody get out of their car and a very tight parking space using the fattest part of their body to do it?

When into a gun store with a fully loaded gun in my outside the waistband holster, I was a bit nervous

Holy Gun Show

I had two cars cut me off on the way to the gun show one a hispigger than one transvestite

There are people selling Bibles at the Gun show

There are people selling T-shirts that say God and Country at the gun show

Lots of anti-anti-Hillary anti-liberal T-shirts being sold at the gun show

There are a lot of thug ass niggas at the gun show

Snow dog and Massive German Sasquatch

White Stormtrooper rifle

I was in a hurry this morning so I stop by Dunkin’ Donuts to get a fruit smoothie the lines at five or six or seven minutes and then I was told to pull around front and wait for my smoothie for another 10 minutes and it appears to me that the person that came out to deliver my smoothie with the fat angry can’t then I got in trouble at the previous Dunkin’ Donuts

I fired big titty client

Can’t find a fucking place to rent

Presidential accountability survey

People schedule appointments to see the boat on weekend, no show

Nature hike River State Park

Testosterone supplement migraines

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CROTCHETY & CROTCHETY

Whatcha got?

WHAT MADE HER SNAP THIS WEEK?
Nothing, harldy saw each other.  See how that works, now tomorrow morning we’ll be in a car all day so…

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LOOK AT ME’S?
Why do women with fake tits think they’re in shape

Just saw indiana jones

2 people standing on a moving lazy wheel

Just saw 2 ash wednesday fags

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THIS WEEKS THEME – Tell em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway. Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-038!
As a child you lie to your parents,

As a teenager you lie to everybody,

As a man young man you mostly lie to your girlfriend,

As a married man you lie to almost everyone but your wife and kids

As an older man, you don’t lie to anyone

Life and everything in it is a game, play to win or get the fuck off the field

Lying is terrible, Tellin’ em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway is efficient

WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
“I will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!”

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
The Donald, The Speech, The giant FU to Obama and his failed treasonous abortion of a Presidency

THE PEOPLE I HATE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
Obama, All Democrats, Rosie, Oprah, Subway, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi & Miley Cyrus

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
Russia, Russia, Russia

Dancing dads

Most armed man in america

Snowflake awards

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WHAT TO THINK:
Life and everything in it is a game, play to win or get the fuck off the field

WATCH:
New list

LISTEN:
New list

READ:
New list

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man never tells you what you want to hear, unless it gets you to shut the fuck up!”

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If I were to tell you what you wanted to hear, would that make you go away?

AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed, Hot Bitches with a God Dammed sense of humor and no gag reflex.

WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for WordPress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
Milo / Breitbart / Info Wars / Drudge Report / Paul Joseph Watson we’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and asking that you Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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