Finances, Fun, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Rockstar – Nickelback

“A Real Man never fantasizes about being famous, just about the fucking perks that it comes with.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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Fun - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Burn It To The Ground – Nickelback

“A Real Man never riots, unless its all fucking over.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Fun, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

F**K You (I’m Famous)

“A Real Man never rubs his success in your face, unless you were a fucking asshole to him before he ever made it.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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Fun - posted on July 4, 1776 by

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer – George Thorogood

“A Real Man never drinks, unless its fuckin’ boureerbon, scotch or beer.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic

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Emotions, Fun, Legacy, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Fuck You – CeeLo Green

“A Real Man never uses foul language, unless that bitch fucking deserved it.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. & The Rated ARM Banned – Introduce Rated ARM to the world.

He said this, he said that, he’s the bad guy.
Make no fucking mistake people, we are at WAR.
What ever happened to sticks and stones?
Or just knockin’ someone the fuck out?
You’re all just a bunch of pansy ass whiney bitches!

What’s up Rebels
And thanks for listen-in’
Well I’m John D.
And I’m on a fuckin’ miss-ion

If you don’t like what I say
Feel free to scream and shout
But if you don’t like America
Get the fuck out!

Oh you’re still here
Don’t you, step up in my space
Or I’ll take my fuckin’ guns out
And I’ll shoot you, in the face

I always speak my mind
Been beat near death by niggers
My best man was black
But I’m still racist, yeah go figure

I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

Hey faggots (faggots)
Stop actin’ like most women
You want name callin’ stopped, It’s simple
Stop suckin’ cock!

Always do the right thing
Never fuckin’ compromise
Ladies here’s your plan
Serve, Suck & Share A Real Man

I’m wearin’ dark shades yeah
But that’s just cuz, I’m ugly
Starin’ at your titties girl
I know they want to fuck me

Stop actin’ like a bitch
Or I will fix your shit
Don’t think I don’t love women
I wish that I was swimmin’ – in em’ –
(in public, on video of course, but I’m too Goddamn busy
working on Rated ARM at the moment) Yes He Is!

Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

I’ve got huge fuckin’ dreams
Yeah that’s why I’m always workin’
Skippin’ nights out drinkin’
Where eleventeens are twerkin’

God bless you all
that love this song
And Goddamn you all
That won’t sing along

John D. has a plan
GoogleZon for A Man
Rated ARM’ll put out, so much shit
I hope you fuckin’ choke on it
(Choking sound… Like it’s my motherfuckin’ cock jammed down your throats bitches!)

Oh shit man, I forgot to mention
I’m a racist
that really needs the most attention
I’m a racist
Everything else is forgiven
Except a racist
I’m a racist

(Everybody!)
Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

(One More Time!) I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, “A Real Man never labels people,
he labels pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders.”

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Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Joan Osborne – One Of Us

“A Real Man always believes, God is one of us so stop being fucking assholes to each other.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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