SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready?
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Welcome Rebels to the – SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-022! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion. Are you stocked up? Are you in shape? Have you been training? Do you have a plan? Do you have a crew? What the fuck are you gonna do?
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT!
INTRO:
Welcome, Rebels to the – WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-021! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
Dead and Gone – T.I., feat. Justin Timberlake
“A Real Man always learns from his past, and stops being a fucking idiot long enough to take care of his family.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic
Real World B.E.T. “Target Based” Self Defense
“A Real Man always defends himself, using the easiest fucking techniques possible.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. – The ARMed Comic – Introduces Rated ARM to the world.
What’s up rebels and welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m John D. The Armed Comic and I’m here to entertain you fuckers. And if you can make it past this one video, our first video, our inaugural video, our manifuckingfesto video, which won’t be fuckin’ easy, then there’s a shit ton of fun in store for you and I don’t mean fat chicks. Seriously, there’s no God damn excuse! How fucking hard can it be to not fucking do something? Stop fucking eating entirely and I promise you, you’ll lose the weight Mrs. Piggy! I’m hoping by the title of this video, you may have already figured out, I won’t be holdin’ shit back, watching what the fuck I say, trying to avoid offending anyone, hurting their God damn feelings, or stepping on their fuckin’ toes, but if you did, I’ve allotted this exact moment in the show for you to quietly grab your shit and get your pansy ass, the fuck outta here. You’re everything that’s wrong with America, so go! – now! Get the fuck out!, we don’t need ya. “A Real Man always considers everyone around him, and says whatever the fuck he wants anyway.”