Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on November 12, 2016 by

God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback! We’ve Been Here For Years!

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Welcome Rebels to the –God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback!, We’ve Been Here For Years! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-023! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT!

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Welcome, Rebels to the – WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-021!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

What Would You Do If The Law Didn’t Apply To You? – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE LAW DIDN’T APPLY TO YOU? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-006!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

To Carry Or Not To Carry, That Is The Question – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY, THAT IS THE QUESTION – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-004!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

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Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. & The Rated ARM Banned – Introduce Rated ARM to the world.

He said this, he said that, he’s the bad guy.
Make no fucking mistake people, we are at WAR.
What ever happened to sticks and stones?
Or just knockin’ someone the fuck out?
You’re all just a bunch of pansy ass whiney bitches!

What’s up Rebels
And thanks for listen-in’
Well I’m John D.
And I’m on a fuckin’ miss-ion

If you don’t like what I say
Feel free to scream and shout
But if you don’t like America
Get the fuck out!

Oh you’re still here
Don’t you, step up in my space
Or I’ll take my fuckin’ guns out
And I’ll shoot you, in the face

I always speak my mind
Been beat near death by niggers
My best man was black
But I’m still racist, yeah go figure

I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

Hey faggots (faggots)
Stop actin’ like most women
You want name callin’ stopped, It’s simple
Stop suckin’ cock!

Always do the right thing
Never fuckin’ compromise
Ladies here’s your plan
Serve, Suck & Share A Real Man

I’m wearin’ dark shades yeah
But that’s just cuz, I’m ugly
Starin’ at your titties girl
I know they want to fuck me

Stop actin’ like a bitch
Or I will fix your shit
Don’t think I don’t love women
I wish that I was swimmin’ – in em’ –
(in public, on video of course, but I’m too Goddamn busy
working on Rated ARM at the moment) Yes He Is!

Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

I’ve got huge fuckin’ dreams
Yeah that’s why I’m always workin’
Skippin’ nights out drinkin’
Where eleventeens are twerkin’

God bless you all
that love this song
And Goddamn you all
That won’t sing along

John D. has a plan
GoogleZon for A Man
Rated ARM’ll put out, so much shit
I hope you fuckin’ choke on it
(Choking sound… Like it’s my motherfuckin’ cock jammed down your throats bitches!)

Oh shit man, I forgot to mention
I’m a racist
that really needs the most attention
I’m a racist
Everything else is forgiven
Except a racist
I’m a racist

(Everybody!)
Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

(One More Time!) I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, “A Real Man never labels people,
he labels pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders.”

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