SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready?
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Welcome Rebels to the – SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-022! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion. Are you stocked up? Are you in shape? Have you been training? Do you have a plan? Do you have a crew? What the fuck are you gonna do?
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
Where I Come From – Montgomery Gentry
“A Real Man always has pride in his home town, when it’s not littered with fucking shitheads.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic
Something To Be Proud Of – Montgomery Gentry
“A Real Man always shows his son how proud he is of him, if and only if he fucking deserves it.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
The Man Comes Around – Johnny Cash
“A Real Man never fears his final judgement, unless he was a fuckin’ prick his whole life.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
Jump – Van Halen
A Real Man never begs a woman for her attention, but he might urge her to fucking get on with it already.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic
Tush – ZZ Top
“A Real Man never desires many things, just a little good pussy.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
Carry On Wayward Son – Kansas
“A Real Man always moves forward, knowing full well, he’ll finally get some fucking rest in heaven.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
God’s Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash
“A Real Man always does the right thing, knowing full fucking well he’s gonna have to answer for all his bullshit one day.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
All Summer Long – Kid Rock
“A Real Man always wants to have fun, smokin’, drinkin’ and fuckin’.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic