Hey Folks, John D. The ARMed Comic here and I hate to say it, but The American people have never been this fucking dumb in all our history, not all of you, just those who managed to make it to let’s say their 30th fucking birthday without knowing a fucking ounce of American history nor have the desire to learn any. “A Real Man always knows history, so he doesn’t have to fucking repeat it.”

Look people, never, ever, ever in the history of mankind has so much fucking information been so God damn readily available yet no one knows shit about anything. I get it, because I watched it fucking happen with my own fucking eyes, because my son can tell you everything you’d ever want to fucking know about the third world shithole that is Africa, a place he’ll never fucking visit, because you know, the government sponsored, public indoctrination system, racism and shit, that neither he nor I or anyone in our fucking families had anything to fucking do with, but if it weren’t for me, and the History channel and Netflix and Hulu and iTunes and this book and that book and history museums, civil war re-enactments, Native American festivals, the state fair, war memorials, air shows, and everyfucking thing else I exposed him to, that would have been the full fucking extent of his entire historical knowledge base. But as Ronald Reagan once said “All great change in America begins at the dinner table.” For those of you that don’t get what the fuck that means, because you’re a useless shitbag, hands off, video game distributin’, movie pimpin’ Ritalin dealer, it means teach your fucking children some shit that matters cuz they ain’t gettin’ the shit in school. “A Real Man always spends quality time with his children, teaching them not to be guilt ridden, totally ignored, pill poppin’ headline vomiting retards.”