All Summer Long – Kid Rock
“A Real Man always wants to have fun, smokin’, drinkin’ and fuckin’.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions
“A Real Man never brags about his sexual conquests, unless that shit was awesome.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
I Just Had Sex – The Lonely Island, feat. Akon
“A Real Man never brags about having sex, unless the bitch was fine and the pussy was good.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
Shake That – Eminem, Nate Dogg
“A Real Man never degrades women, but fucking whores don’t really seem to mind.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
Ain’t No Fun – Snoop Dogg
“A Real Man always loves, sharing fucking sluts with his friends.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
A Real Man Defines 10 Things Every Boy Should Really Know About Being Men
I didn’t know what to write about today because I prefer to be inspired rather than force myself to do anything because as A Real Man, I want everything I do to matter and be 100% authentic. So as I was driving my son to school, I asked him, what do you think my next video should be about? He had nothin’. I kept askin’ a few more times, in a couple of different ways hopin’ to get anything out of him, but I got dick. Then I asked, well what would you like to know about, what secrets can I reveal to you, what have you not yet figured out on your own? Now I don’t know if it’s the fact that I’ve already shared every possible life lesson I can dream of over the course of his life, the fact that I’ve lectured him to the millionth fucking power over such lectures and his fuck ups as well, or he just wasn’t in the mood, but since he didn’t give me shit, I decided to google 10 things every boy should know and of fucking course the number one entry was written by a woman, some blogger Rita Templeton and commented on by 87 of her mostly retarded followers. What a fucking shock! “A Real Man always reads everything there is to read about being A Real Man, as long as its fucking written by A Real Man.”