Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on December 4, 2016 by

The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers Is About To Be Taught Some GodDamn Manners!

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Welcome Rebels to the – The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers is about to be taught some GodDamn manners. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-025! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on November 12, 2016 by

God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback! We’ve Been Here For Years!

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Welcome Rebels to the –God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback!, We’ve Been Here For Years! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-023! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Legacy, Mission, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

THE RETALIATION HAS FINALLY FUCKING BEGUN – REVOLUTION IS HERE!

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Welcome Rebels to the – THE RETALIATION HAS FINALLY FUCKING BEGUN – REVOLUTION IS HERE! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-020!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

“GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” SHITCANS AMERICA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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Welcome Rebels to the – “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” SHITCANS AMERICA?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-019!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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All, Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Political Correctness a.k.a. – Shit White People Can’t Say.

Hey America, John D. The ARMed Comic here and once again I find myself making another God damn video I don’t wanna make, on Independence day nonetheless, because unfortunately, we’re all fucking surrounded by headline fueled, factless, fucking retards that don’t know any God damn history and feel the need to trample on every God given right we’ve all ever fucking had since our fore fathers with their collective life experiences, brilliance and unanimous agreement decided to put pen to paper, feeling it absolutely fucking necessary to secure them for every single American in the future, regardless of race, color or creed with an unbendable, unbreakable set of laws, not fucking suggestions, not God damn requests, but fucking laws. No pun intended faggots. The arrogance of these blueblood elitist, charmed life, career politicians and media personalities thinking that they somehow out thought the founding fathers in-spite of not living through the hell they fucking endured is unfuckingbelievable. You fuckers haven’t had an original idea in your entire worthless fucking lives, let alone constructing the best God Damn idea the world has ever seen with the 2 most important propositions to do so at the fucking beginning of our founding documents. “A Real Man always relies on the wisdom of great men who came before him, when he’s not a fucking self-indulgent, arrogant douche.”

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Political Correctness a.k.a. – Shit White People Can’t Say – Rated ARM Rebellion

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Welcome Rebels to the – POLITICAL CORRECTNESS a.k.a. SHIT WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T SAY- IS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-005!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just rmember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. – The ARMed Comic – Introduces Rated ARM to the world.

What’s up rebels and welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m John D. The Armed Comic and I’m here to entertain you fuckers.  And if you can make it past this one video, our first video, our inaugural video, our manifuckingfesto video, which won’t be fuckin’ easy, then there’s a shit ton of fun in store for you and I don’t mean fat chicks. Seriously, there’s no God damn excuse!  How fucking hard can it be to not fucking do something?  Stop fucking eating entirely and I promise you, you’ll lose the weight Mrs. Piggy!  I’m hoping by the title of this video, you may have already figured out, I won’t be holdin’ shit back, watching what the fuck I say, trying to avoid offending anyone, hurting their God damn feelings, or stepping on their fuckin’ toes, but if you did, I’ve allotted this exact moment in the show for you to quietly grab your shit and get your pansy ass, the fuck outta here.  You’re everything that’s wrong with America, so go! –  now!  Get the fuck out!, we don’t need ya.  “A Real Man always considers everyone around him, and says whatever the fuck he wants anyway.”

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