All Summer Long – Kid Rock
“A Real Man always wants to have fun, smokin’, drinkin’ and fuckin’.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
I Drink Alone – George Thorogood & The Destroyers
“A Real Man never drinks alone, unless he wants to be left the fuck alone.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
Shake That – Eminem, Nate Dogg
“A Real Man never degrades women, but fucking whores don’t really seem to mind.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic
A Real Man Drinks And Explains The Pros & Cons
What is it about alcohol that makes life so much more fucking interesting? And if you don’t think it does, you clearly haven’t drunk / drank / drinken enough or often enough or the right shit or you just suck at it. Now granted it’s not for everyone and I’ll give you that. Some people go fuckin’ mental when they drink and maybe they should just pursue other, less dangerous endeavors, like ballet, interior decorating, or changing their tampons or perhaps they should just learn how to fuckin’ drink like A Real Man. After all, how much of a man can you really be if you can’t even fucking drink? A Real Man is supposed to be tough, rugged, someone who freely speaks his God damn mind at all fuckin’ times and does whatever the fuck he wants, in spite of what the turd tappin’, cum guzzlin’ pro-faggot, anti-real man, misandrist media machine wants you to believe. But then you have the other side of the coin, where a man is supposed to be reliable, dependable, honorable and all that other bullshit. Well guess what? If bein’ a man were easy, God would have made you a fucking woman, so suck it up princess. “A Real Man never drinks, with a cock in his ass.”
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer – George Thorogood
“A Real Man never drinks, unless its fuckin’ boureerbon, scotch or beer.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic