Wastes Of Fucking Oxygen, as if they weren’t already God damn dense enough, then lose whatever’s left of their fucking shit whenever some genocidal evil prick dictator dies and party lock a fucking rock star whenever a good, decent person bites the shit.  Keep it up fuckwads, because Real American’s absolutely fucking love, love, love watching your sad, limp wristed fucking melt downs, on loop, Rachel Maddow, Janna DeVylder, Jessica Star, I’m talking to you bitches and the sackless, hipster ass bandits that fucking act like you.  Now if we could just get you all to simultaneously slit your fucking arterial matter on National fucking TV, that would be some funny ass shit.  Then you could look down at all the hemoglobin flyin’ around everywhere and totally deny that you’re even kickin’ the bucket while riddin’ the world of your fucking cheese whiz once and for all.  Real Americans could just let this beyond devastating shit tornado of an election slide if you could just shut the fuck up about it already, but since you insist, we’ll be more than fucking happy to rub Killary’s soul crushing shellacking in your irrelevant fucking faces till the end of God damn time.  We also don’t care for any more fucking advice from whiney ass, pussy, liberal, bitches.  After losing the House, Senate & guaranteed shoe in for Presidency, in spite of lying, cheating and rigging the whole fucking thing, it’s obvious you don’t have a fucking clue what you’re doing so just shut it.  WOFO’s are jam packed & butt rammed with politically correct beta’s, who constantly hurl fucking label grenades at anyone with an opposing viewpoint, because you shit guns say and do whatever the fuck you want, Madonna, Whoopie, Ashley.  You’re party’s already worm food, you just don’t fucking know it yet.  You’re more God damn feeble now than you’ve been in 1000 years and I pray to God that we never, ever, ever let you get back up on your feet again.  You kicked us while we were down and out, so I say we fucking annihilate you while you are.  You’re completely delusional fuck wits who believe the total God damn paradox of everything that’s actually fucking true on just about every subject known to man, well real men that is, the ones that aren’t too God damned influenced by women and feelings and not nearly enough facts and fucking logic that only A Real Man can provide.  “A Real Man always wishes everyone well, except for all the fucking rim jobs that are trying to destroy America.  Fuck those motherfuckers!”

A Real Man shares what he learned about America, the people and the process.

This presidential election was the craziest vote-casting of my entire lifetime, maybe, perhaps even history.  It was also one of the very few times I’ve ever been on the winning side of any contest, I wasn’t personally competing in, mostly because I’ve always picked the side that resembled something with some common fucking sense, but that America died about 30 years ago.  To be perfectly honest with you, I’m still in shock!  I can’t believe they allowed Trump to win and I really can’t fucking believe Hillary actually conceded, but I also don’t believe, for one God damn second, that it’s over yet, not by a long shot.  I watched and on occasion, even violently participated in fights about the electoral college, the popular vote, the candidates, racism, sexism, bigotry and everything else you can possibly fucking imagine during this election.  I’ve been accused of being every single label and more from my hit single W.A.R. by John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, by people who’ve never even heard of me simply because I pulled the lever for Donald J. Trump, but here’s the thing poeple.  I didn’t vote for the Donald, I didn’t vote for any man and I didn’t vote for the white person.  I voted for an idea, an idea I can believe in, an idea that’s totally irrefutable, an idea that supersedes Trump, the all-knowing, all powerful, all losing I’m With Her, in spite of her, mental fucking defectiveness, I didn’t vote for Limpublicans, Dumbocrats, Libertarians, Rich, Poor, Middle Class, White, Black or other.  I simple voted to switch from “Fundamentally Transforming the United States of America” to “Make America Great Again” and if that’s not something you can get behind as an American, perhaps you should pack your fucking shit and move your retarded ass to whatever third world shithole OFuckFace has been trying to turn her into for the past 8 God damn years.  I’m sorry Barack Hussain, and Hillary insane, but Real Americans just told the both of you and your minions to go fuck yourself via the planets largest God damn megaphone.  Maybe, just maybe it’s not us, maybe it’s you.  No wait, it’s definitely fucking you.  Now kindly Fuck off and die.  We have to go unfuck all your communist fucking bullshit.  “A Real Man Always appreciates what he has, or goes somewhere fucking else.”