Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on November 12, 2016 by

God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback! We’ve Been Here For Years!

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Welcome Rebels to the –God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback!, We’ve Been Here For Years! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-023! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT!

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Welcome, Rebels to the – WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-021!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Health, Responsibility - posted on July 31, 2016 by

BUSTED: The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters

“A Real Man always avoids trouble with the law, by knowing the fucking laws better than they do.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Emotions, Legacy - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man’s Open Letter To The Florida Highway Patrol & Cops Everywhere

Welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m your host John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this is an open letter to the Florida Highway Patrol and cops everywhere.

So earlier today, while turning east on to main street, in the hood, I was pulled over by the Florida Highway Patrol.  I know it was east because I’m A Real Man.  When I got pulled over, both of them were illegally parked, blocking the entire fucking sidewalk facing forwards and backwards, in donut sharing formation, the way only some prick charged with enforcing the law would do it, talking about all the people they were needlessly molesting today.  Luckily for me, it was my turn. “A Real Man never harasses anyone, he fucks them up!”

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