The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers Is About To Be Taught Some GodDamn Manners!
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Welcome Rebels to the – The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers is about to be taught some GodDamn manners. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-025! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!
Stealing America! – Why Trump Might Not Make It To The White House.
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Welcome Rebels to the – STEALING AMERICA! – WHY TRUMP MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO THE WHITEHOUSE. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-024! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!
A Real Man Always Blames The Fucking Parents For The Kid Being A Fucking Idiot!
What’s with all this blaming the fucking children, blaming the Millennials, blaming Generation Z bullshit when every single fucking thought that’s ever come out of a kids mouth or empty fucking brain came directly from their parents or lack thereof? What about blaming the God damn parents? What about some personal fucking responsibility? What’s up with all this passing the fucking buck nonsense? Children, for the most part, and I mean like 99.999% of the fucking time, aren’t born insane, transgendered, confused, racist, stupid, pick-your-latest-trending-fucking-label, but as with everything else I say in all my writings, rantings & ravings, don’t fuckin’ believe me, just look the fuck around. You’ll never, ever, ever see a totally fucked up kid, come out of great set of parents, nor will you ever see a totally awesome kid come out of fucked up set of parents. Oh sure, you’ll see a fucked up kid come out of some parents, who claim to be fucking perfect in every way shape or form, by the media and the feelings-above-everyfuckingthingelse-my kids-and-I-are-best fucking-friends kindergarten society we now live in, but once your kid overdoses using the 2fucking K a month allowance you gave them for simply wiping their own asses, maybe then you’ll finally be able to see it, but probably fucking not. Oh sure, every now and again, like .001% of the time, the opposite does happen, however like everything else in the universe, the exception to the rule is so fucking rare, it might as well not fucking exist. “A Real Man never blames anyone, except the fuckeads that deserve it.”
WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT!
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Welcome, Rebels to the – WWIII IS UPON US, AND YOU, FUCKERS, ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-021! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKING MACHINE!
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Welcome Rebels to the – DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKING MACHINE – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-018! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
What Would You Do If The Law Didn’t Apply To You? – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty
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Welcome Rebels to the – WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE LAW DIDN’T APPLY TO YOU? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-006! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care. Don’t fucking listen.
To Carry Or Not To Carry, That Is The Question – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty
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Welcome Rebels to the – TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY, THAT IS THE QUESTION – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-004! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.
I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.
My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order
BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert
W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. – The ARMed Comic – Introduces Rated ARM to the world.
What’s up rebels and welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m John D. The Armed Comic and I’m here to entertain you fuckers. And if you can make it past this one video, our first video, our inaugural video, our manifuckingfesto video, which won’t be fuckin’ easy, then there’s a shit ton of fun in store for you and I don’t mean fat chicks. Seriously, there’s no God damn excuse! How fucking hard can it be to not fucking do something? Stop fucking eating entirely and I promise you, you’ll lose the weight Mrs. Piggy! I’m hoping by the title of this video, you may have already figured out, I won’t be holdin’ shit back, watching what the fuck I say, trying to avoid offending anyone, hurting their God damn feelings, or stepping on their fuckin’ toes, but if you did, I’ve allotted this exact moment in the show for you to quietly grab your shit and get your pansy ass, the fuck outta here. You’re everything that’s wrong with America, so go! – now! Get the fuck out!, we don’t need ya. “A Real Man always considers everyone around him, and says whatever the fuck he wants anyway.”
W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. & The Rated ARM Banned – Introduce Rated ARM to the world.
He said this, he said that, he’s the bad guy.
Make no fucking mistake people, we are at WAR.
What ever happened to sticks and stones?
Or just knockin’ someone the fuck out?
You’re all just a bunch of pansy ass whiney bitches!
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What’s up Rebels
And thanks for listen-in’
Well I’m John D.
And I’m on a fuckin’ miss-ion
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If you don’t like what I say
Feel free to scream and shout
But if you don’t like America
Get the fuck out!
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Oh you’re still here
Don’t you, step up in my space
Or I’ll take my fuckin’ guns out
And I’ll shoot you, in the face
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I always speak my mind
Been beat near death by niggers
My best man was black
But I’m still racist, yeah go figure
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I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist
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Hey faggots (faggots)
Stop actin’ like most women
You want name callin’ stopped, It’s simple
Stop suckin’ cock!
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Always do the right thing
Never fuckin’ compromise
Ladies here’s your plan
Serve, Suck & Share A Real Man
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I’m wearin’ dark shades yeah
But that’s just cuz, I’m ugly
Starin’ at your titties girl
I know they want to fuck me
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Stop actin’ like a bitch
Or I will fix your shit
Don’t think I don’t love women
I wish that I was swimmin’ – in em’ –
(in public, on video of course, but I’m too Goddamn busy
working on Rated ARM at the moment) Yes He Is!
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Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist
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I’ve got huge fuckin’ dreams
Yeah that’s why I’m always workin’
Skippin’ nights out drinkin’
Where eleventeens are twerkin’
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God bless you all
that love this song
And Goddamn you all
That won’t sing along
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John D. has a plan
GoogleZon for A Man
Rated ARM’ll put out, so much shit
I hope you fuckin’ choke on it
(Choking sound… Like it’s my motherfuckin’ cock jammed down your throats bitches!)
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Oh shit man, I forgot to mention
I’m a racist
that really needs the most attention
I’m a racist
Everything else is forgiven
Except a racist
I’m a racist
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(Everybody!)
Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist
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(One More Time!) I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, “A Real Man never labels people,
he labels pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders.”