Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on December 4, 2016 by

The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers Is About To Be Taught Some GodDamn Manners!

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Welcome Rebels to the – The United States of Disrespectful Motherfuckers is about to be taught some GodDamn manners. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-025! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Finances, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility - posted on November 22, 2016 by

Stealing America! – Why Trump Might Not Make It To The White House.

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – STEALING AMERICA! – WHY TRUMP MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO THE WHITEHOUSE. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-024! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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All, Emotions, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility - posted on November 21, 2016 by

A Real Man Always Blames The Fucking Parents For The Kid Being A Fucking Idiot!

What’s with all this blaming the fucking children, blaming the Millennials, blaming Generation Z bullshit when every single fucking thought that’s ever come out of a kids mouth or empty fucking brain came directly from their parents or lack thereof?  What about blaming the God damn parents?  What about some personal fucking responsibility?  What’s up with all this passing the fucking buck nonsense?  Children, for the most part, and I mean like 99.999% of the fucking time, aren’t born insane, transgendered, confused, racist, stupid, pick-your-latest-trending-fucking-label, but as with everything else I say in all my writings, rantings & ravings, don’t fuckin’ believe me, just look the fuck around.  You’ll never, ever, ever see a totally fucked up kid, come out of great set of parents, nor will you ever see a totally awesome kid come out of fucked up set of parents.  Oh sure, you’ll see a fucked up kid come out of some parents, who claim to be fucking perfect in every way shape or form, by the media and the feelings-above-everyfuckingthingelse-my kids-and-I-are-best fucking-friends kindergarten society we now live in, but once your kid overdoses using the 2fucking K a month allowance you gave them for simply wiping their own asses, maybe then you’ll finally be able to see it, but probably fucking not.  Oh sure, every now and again, like .001% of the time, the opposite does happen, however like everything else in the universe, the exception to the rule is so fucking rare, it might as well not fucking exist.  “A Real Man never blames anyone, except the fuckeads that deserve it.”

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Emotions, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Cleanin’ Out My Closet – Eminem

“A Real Man always forgives, but never let’s you fuckin’ forget.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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Emotions, Mission, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Sing For The Moment – Eminem

“A Real Man always understands your pain, and gives you as many fucking outlets for it as possible.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic

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Emotions, Mission, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

My Name Is – Eminem

“A Real Man never uses foul language to tell a story, unless its fucking hilarious.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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Emotions, Legacy - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man’s Open Letter To The Florida Highway Patrol & Cops Everywhere

Welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m your host John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this is an open letter to the Florida Highway Patrol and cops everywhere.

So earlier today, while turning east on to main street, in the hood, I was pulled over by the Florida Highway Patrol.  I know it was east because I’m A Real Man.  When I got pulled over, both of them were illegally parked, blocking the entire fucking sidewalk facing forwards and backwards, in donut sharing formation, the way only some prick charged with enforcing the law would do it, talking about all the people they were needlessly molesting today.  Luckily for me, it was my turn. “A Real Man never harasses anyone, he fucks them up!”

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Emotions, Fun, Legacy, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Fuck You – CeeLo Green

“A Real Man never uses foul language, unless that bitch fucking deserved it.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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