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“A REAL MAN NEVER BUYS ANYTHING JUST TO HAVE IT, HE BUYS THE BEST SHIT HE CAN AFFORD, TO DO WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS TO DO .” ~ JOHN D. – THE ARMed CONSUMER

Here, at Rated ARM™, we do everything we do, using the exact same formula. First, we do a billion hours of fucking research, then we actually do it / use it / abuse it ourselves, then we make our findings fucking hysterical.

Functionality, Reliability & Survivability are the three main criteria we use to Rate every tangible / intangible product we recommend here at Rated ARM™.  There are always more expensive, more attractive or more inexpensive alternatives, but we’re not remotely fucking interested or concerned with any of that shit.  We’re only interested in things that have proven themselves, over time, by demanding Real Men who know what the fuck they’re talking about, and aren’t getting paid to just fuckin’ say it.

If you want stuff that looks cool in spite of the fact that its a giant fucking piece of dog shit or is trendy in spite of the fact that it fucking sucks balls, look somewhere else.

One last thing.  You can have it in any color as long as it’s black, unless, of course, they didn’t make it in black.  In that case, paint it fucking black.

Here’s a small sampling of some of our favorite Rated ARM™ products.  Check out some of your favorites by clicking on one of the items below or see the entire collection library by clicking Rated ARM™ Lifestyle.

Merchandise invented during the course of a Rated ARM Rebellion show.  W.A.R. Vest, American Flag Condoms, 

This is just a small sampling of some of our favorite Rated ARM products.  To see the entire collection click Rated ARM™ Lifestyle.