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STAND UP & FUCKING FIGHT

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – STAND UP & FUCKING FIGHT – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-016!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

YOUNG PUSSER – GENERARTION Z Expert / The bullshit that is this generation, his words not mine

John D. – Real Man Expert

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – STAND UP & FUCKING FIGHT – Get online, get on the streets, get in front of a camera!  All coming up in just a bit.

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about 9-11 WAS THE 1ST FUCKING CHAPTER OF HILLARY’S AMERICA.  .   Check it out.  Anything new to add?

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Made my 1st video pretty much starring God called Fuck Censorship, fuck the Media, fuck YouTube, Twitter, fuck Google, fuck Facebook, fuck Reddit, fuck our Government

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Volunteered to give my ex money she spent before she got paid for a job.

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Made my 1st video pretty much starring God called Fuck Censorship, fuck the Media, fuck YouTube, Twitter, fuck Google, fuck Facebook, fuck Reddit, fuck our Government

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Tried to get better every single day with FUCK IT!

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Nada

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Same shit from last week

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK

BDMHC is mad at me for leaving a way overstaffed event

Local radio station keeps calling Buffalo wild wings B dubs and they’re making an in studio guest feel bad because he doesn’t know the latest slang and I never understood why people feel so superior about knowing something that everyone on earth doesn’t know about

I just saw a guy put his water bottle up against the faucet of a water fountain and then immediately drank out of it like everyone in the building to drink out of his mouth or something

I went out for happy hour with a buddy of mine last night found out he just started his divorce process vomited two hours of how to overcome it on him when he didn’t ask me

I guess nowadays as long as you put stretch clothes yoga pants exercise outfits on it doesn’t matter that you’re fat long as you’re wearing the outfit you’re in shape now

Woke up today with no email while waiting for two most important emails of the year, my tax documents to sign and shit

Tech getting too cock cuz he’s nigga rich

Weird bite / bruise or something on my arm

Reached out to a bunch of new referrals, no fucking response.

Reached out to a mold remediation company, no response.

Ex told me today that the reason I have so many problems is because I’m always pissed and never relaxed because I have so many problems.

A buddy of mine has Parkinson’s’, what’s my fucking problem?

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LOOK AT ME’S

Motorcycle pic you sent me

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THIS WEEKS THEME – STAND UP & FUCKING FIGHT

Get online, get on the streets, get in front of a camera!  The new media is comin’ for you.  Law suits are being filed.  Congress is taking fucking action.  A shit storm is coming to people who aren’t used to having any pushback at all.

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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?

You know what’s Deplorable Hillary?, the fact that you’re still fucking breathing, that’s what!

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY – Lil’ Wayne, Wendy Williams, Greta Van Sustren, Colin Noir

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

Lesbocrat:  Lesbian Democrat

Fagocrat:  Gay Democrat

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

Has Hillary listened to W.A.R. (half of his supporters were racist, sexist, homophobic and/or Islamophobic.)

If you haven’t lost Facebook friends over Trump yet, it’s time to step up your game

NRA stepping up their game in your face

Mattress Store Airs “9/11 Sale” Commercial

Jimmy Carr 9-11 Jokes, Mark Dice loses his shit and becomes a Social justice Warrior

Hillary’s Lies, Lies, Lies

Walking Dead Puppies

Mexican Threatens to Kill Donald Trump and As Many of His Supporters As Possible

The heartless thief snuck up behind the woman, slipped his hand into her bra and took an envelope that held $600 – all the money she needs to live on for the month.

A Massachusetts town decided that blue ribbons – tied around trees in a show of support for law enforcement – will be removed following complaints.

Dakota Access Pipeline Fight

Greta moves to Facebook

Having an opinion in 2016

Hillary Clinton FAINTS At 9/11 Ceremony

Do you think children should be allowed to pray in school?

Mark has decided to vote for Trump to stop Hillary.

“You, Hillary are a liar, and a pathological one at that. You’re a cheat. You’re dishonest. You are condescending, arrogant and contemptuous. And if you think that your half-a–ed apology will wipe the slate clean, you are wrong.” – Judge Jeanine Pirro

Basket of Deplorables – We’re gonna need a bigger basket

Pittsburg Steelers James Harrison tweet about National Anthem – If you on my team and not standin for Anthem better be from a broken leg or I’m gonna give you one.  #EyesonuCK

“You are hereby served.” — Congressman Jason Chaffetz

Judge Andrew Napolitano called Rep. Chaffetz’s move to publicly serve a top FBI official with a subpoena for the Clinton email investigation’s full case file “dramatic and legally effective.”

Trump First Debate Water Witch

Anonymous Hacker Who Exposed Rape Case Faces More Prison Time than the Rapists. He doesn’t have rich parents with good contacts:

SUED: Gun Rights Advocates File Major Defamation Lawsuit Against Katie Couric…

Dick Morris How Hillary Clinton Became Corrupt — The Inside Story from Dick Morris, chief political advistor to Bill & Hillary for 20 years, and author of Armageddon: How Trump Can Beat Hillary

9-11 Tribute (Sound of Silence by Disturbed) ➤ Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children

#NeverForget911 #NeverForgetBenghazi #NineEleven

Trump Supporters Drown Out Black Lives Matter By Singing National Anthem!!!

Rapper Lil Wayne Is Asked About Racism in America. Very Few Could Have Predicted His Answer.

Kimmel: Clinton Health Conspiracy Theories ‘Would be Harder to Believe if they Didn’t Actually Come True’ –

Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin says bloodshed may be needed to protect conservatism

Milo: ‘I’m Putting America’s Liberal Professors On Notice’

Uh Oh! New DNC Leaks Reveal HUGE Donations From Government Bodies…

US Postal Service, United States Treasury, Obama For America

Holy sh—, South Park is 20!

REPLAY: Hearing on Hillary Clinton’s Emails

Kate Upton

People from other countries talk about our freedoms

Hillary quotes us Verbatum

Crowder Quotes us Verbatum – Has he been watching my youTube Channel

Bubba Quotes us Verbatum

Die bitch die – Hillary’s stroke

Commander in chief forums

Hillary did better

Crowd standing ovation audible losing it when Hillary walks out

Crowd sitting, barely awake when Donald comes out

Matt lost it 3 times on Trump but never once on Hillary

Matt Lauer is so in for Hillary he’s practically drooling

Had shit fest part 2 either from eating shit or Ozone

Dakota access pipeline facebook fight about Dawes Act of 1887

Everyone in the NFL is takin’ a knee

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WATCH:
Amerigeddon Movie

Justified

Hitch

LISTEN:
Joe Jackson         I’m The Man

Justin Timberlake             Cry Me A River (Dance)

Kenny Rogers     Coward Of The County

READ:
What’s Your Poo Telling You        John Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D.

The Crusader Ronald Reagan and The Fall Of Communisim            Paul Kengor

Stuff Every American Should Know           Dennis Kierman and Joseph Joseph D’Agnese

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man never starts a fight, but he’ll sure as fuck end that motherfucker.” – Based on my latest video Fuck Censorship, fuck the Media, fuck YouTube, Twitter, fuck Google, fuck Facebook, fuck Reddit, fuck our Government

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If God doesn’t manage to kill Hillary, should someone else?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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