SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready?
INTRO:
Welcome Rebels to the – SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-022! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion. Are you stocked up? Are you in shape? Have you been training? Do you have a plan? Do you have a crew? What the fuck are you gonna do?
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman. Gun check! Everyone strapped tonight?
BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert
CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert
John D. – Real Man Expert
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WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS! ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE TO THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUJECT IN AMERICA TODAY. IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION! WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS! AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US. FucksVille USA!
Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.
Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!
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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc… That’s what I’m here for.
TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready? – Are you stocked up?, Are you in shape?, Have you been training?, Do you have a plan?, Do you have a crew?, What the fuck are you gonna do?
LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about WW III IS UPON US AND YOU FUCKERS ARE ALL FOCUSING ON THE WRONG SHIT. Remember the list?
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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:
FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.
#1 Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America. The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.
#2 Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway. Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.
#3 Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.
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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Prayed for Trump & America, My Son, My Ex & my ability to keep them all safe.
WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Talked to my son about why I am so worried about him.
WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Shit ton of posts
$1500 in Ammo & Magazines
WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
$1300 in Ammo & Magazines
IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Another fucking job
A/C Handler Closet Mold Repair $250.00
And a shit ton of ammo and SHTF preparations
Colt M203 40mm Grenade Launcher
MAGLINK® COUPLER – PMAG® 30 AK/AKM
Black Ops Package – Basic to advance Pistol, Shotgun & Rifle Black OPS Operator Training
BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
Halloween & the party i didn’t get laid at
Walking Dead Glen
Armed and ready for Nov. 9
Angry Hillary Supporters
Videoblocks fucked me
Wing House Dress To Impress Halloween
Networking Halloween Party as Guy Fawkes / Anonymous
Big Tittied Latina Textin’ the fuck outta me Halloween Party as Swat
Stepped on a baby gecko
3 Sunken Truck at the beach
Walk fight avoidance training with the ex
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LOOK AT ME’S
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THIS WEEKS THEME – SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready? – Are you stocked up?, Are you in shape?, Have you been training?, Do you have a plan?, Do you have a crew?, What the fuck are you gonna do?Like, Comment, Share #1stand2nd #ARealMan #RatedARM
WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
Trump: Why Isn’t the Media Pressing Hillary on Having Debate Questions Before Debates?
THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY
Trump, Milo, Alex Jones, Steve Pieczenik
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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary
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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
ABC News/Washington Post Tracking Poll: Donald Trump Leading Hillary Clinton
Some shit is happening in baseball
Celebs for Hillary
Hillary winning Florida 28%
Suspect in custody after two officers killed in ‘ambush’ attacks
Halloween at The Whitehouse
Anthony Weiner Emails
Leonardo DoucheCaprio
Lil Wayne doesn’t approve of BLM
Nick Denton settles for $31M in Gawker/Hulk Hogan suit
WEINER IN SEX CLINIC
PODESTA PLANT AT ‘JUSTICE’
GOV’T INSIDERS HELPING ASSANGE
Hillary explodes on Bill ‘rapist’ protester…
FARRAKHAN: Hillary is Hitler to us!
George P. Bush said Tuesday that his uncle, former President George W. Bush, may join his grandfather George H.W. Bush in casting his ballot for Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump, according to the Associated Press.
CNN Leaked Questions ‘Explanations’ Falling Apart…
Obamacare customer panic…
TOP HILLARY DONOR: BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTERS ‘SERIOUSLY F***ED IN THE HEAD’
SOFT COUP BY PATRIOT AMERICANS IS HAPPENING
REVEALED: LIBERAL MONEY’S LONG TERM STRATEGY TO CONTROL PUBLIC OPINION AND SECURE ‘ADVANTAGEOUS’ DEMOGRAPHICS
SHOCK VIDEO: UNHINGED HILLARY EXPLODES ON BILL ‘RAPIST’ PROTESTER
BOMBSHELL: New email shows Pentagon tried to send help in Benghazi, BUT…
Whoopi: ‘We’re bored’ with Benghazi and Clinton ‘didn’t do anything wrong’
State Department Documents Definitively Show Huma Abedin Violated The Law
LEAKED EMAIL: Clinton Campaign Chair: ‘We’re Going To Have To Dump All Those Emails’
Fox & Friends added a new video. Yesterday at 8:46am · Trey Gowdy: Hillary is the one who created all the scandals, not Comey
Former CIA officer threatens to shake up White House race in Utah – Financial Times
Standing Rock ‘check in’ marks turning point for activists – Christian Science Monitor
Police identify five of six people killed in Southwest Baltimore bus crash – Baltimore Sun
Clinton Pedophile Sex / Slave Ring Video
Let me get this right. The only way I can have you as a customer is to believe what you believe? Bye! Hillary in Prison welded sign mulch
Who is making these videos for her, interns? My dog can do better green screen work! Every single thing about this lying, dirtbag is fake! Cincinnati, Ohio
Nanna Goes to Prison
Share this everywhere! We The People need to see this!
It takes me over 4 minutes to scroll through all the Negative Comments of Queen Hillary, but she’s winning. Give me a F#%^*+g Break!
Milo Yiannopoulos added a new video: Social Media Censoring What You See This Election?
Hitler finds out that Hillary Clinton was using his email server.
Milo Yiannopoulos added a new video: Hillary or Hitler?
When Democrats realize that Hillary clinton might actually get indicted by the FBI
BREAKING NEWS SOUNDS LIKE CHRIS MATTHEW’S FROM MSNBC HAS JUST ENDORSED DONOLD TRUMP.
New email shows DNC boss giving Clinton camp debate question in advance
Hillary for Prison Pumpkin
Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Suicide Vest
Walking with a pack of German Sheppards
Google search “pathological lying” right now…lol
BREAKING: @HillaryClinton SPOTTED IN WHITE BRONCO ON THE 405
Collapse of Clinton Campaign Imminent!
Black homeless woman assaulted by Hillary supporters for protecting Trumps Hollywood Star
@Donald J. Trump
Julian Assange: NEXT LEAK Will Lead to Arrest of Hillary Clinton
WOW! The FBI’s New Hillary Emails Came From…ANTHONY WEINER!
Election Meme
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WATCH:
Tons of Ammo Videos
Steven Crowder – MEDIA CORRUPTION: Top 5 Trump vs Hillary Examples!
The Clinton Pedophilia Connection – Steve Pieczenik
LISTEN:
REM – It’s the end of the world as we know it
Europe – It’s the final countdown
The Fixx – Red Skies
READ:
The Bible
Alt-Right media
Rated ARM
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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy
TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed
WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.
WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up. If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.
OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself. If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show. This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!
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