THE RETALIATION HAS FINALLY FUCKING BEGUN – REVOLUTION IS HERE!
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Welcome Rebels to the – THE RETALIATION HAS FINALLY FUCKING BEGUN – REVOLUTION IS HERE! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-020! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!
My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman. Gun check! Everyone strapped tonight?
BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert
CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert
John D. – Real Man Expert
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WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS! ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INACCURATE DUE THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUBJECT IN AMERICA TODAY. IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION! WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS! AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US. FucksVille USA
Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.
Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.
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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc… That’s what I’m here for.
TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – THE RETALIATION HAS FINALLY FUCKING BEGUN – REVOULTION IS HERE – Mike O’Keefe’s Project Veritas / Milo Trump Buys 2 Kids, Young, Gay, Attractive, Charismatic Republican / Breitbart is killing it, Julian Assange Wikileaks is on a rampage, America Rising Ad, Alex Jones Meltdowns, David Clark rampage, Mike Pence Jesus perfect candidate, New Gingrich Any republican that doesn’t help Trump should become a democrat, Jill Stein, how much evidence?
LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY SHITCANS AMERICA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?. Remember the list?
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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:
FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.
#1 Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America. The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.
#2 Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway. Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.
#3 Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.
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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Pray and be thankful every day
Finally finished writing my “I Blame the fucking parents video” It’s gonna be fucking epic!
WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Blocked my mom from following me on-line
My son’s was dog sick, now plays video games all day every day
Joked around about Crossbow Put Down
My sons dog got put down today
Consoled my son about his dog dying
WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
III% group meet this Sunday
Asked some friends to join III% group
Arranged Tactical Training company to come and speak
Range Day 2 Disabled Vets, Shot A 50 Cal
Trained terrified woman to become a sniper
Gun Show field trip this Saturday
Decided not to pay my taxes until after election
Defended Rated ARM twice this week
WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Walked a lot
Ate right
Blocked strangers from following me on facebook
I deleted a paragraph comment on my one my post. Post on your nonsense own fucking wall asshole
Free Lunch strippers today, parked out front instead of out back
SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
A/C Handler Closet Mold Repair $500.00
IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Colt LE6920MPS-B Series
And a shit ton of ammo and SHTF preparations
Basic to advance Pistol, Shotgun & Rifle Black OPS Operator Training
BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
Crazy crackhead nigger on bike fight
Tax day Monday – great cuz I didn’t pay my taxes
Shitter’s Backed Up Constipated
Crazy Bitch / Dude wanted me to pick up for the Chamber Luncheon
AR Snobs made fun of my AK, throw it away
American Flag AR
Red Dot Pistol Sight
Couldn’t remember if I left the check under the door. Alzheimer’s?
Tried to invite 1 disabled vet, who turned out to be a douche
My buddy bought the Smith & Wesson M&P Sport II, its fucking awesome, but feels like a toy
Did a shootout video between Sport II and my AK
Halloween Moons all week
There’s a 50something Chevy with airplane wings on it from Cuba
Had a meeting with a woman whose mother is the richest woman in some country and this woman, as nice is she is, is seriously delusional about her self-worth
Crazy client asking a billion questions instead of letting us do our jobs
Another crazy client bitching about a bill with a 70% discount on it
Drinking with White Don King about forgiving and re-establish relationship with parents, had to explain that we are all different for a reason to him and ex
Huge fight with boat sales guy because I won’t give my fucking boat away
Lou Gehrig’s guy wanted me to drive a part for repair and pay for it
Text next door neighbor hottie about knocking on my door, no response
Asked client whom I was in the room with to pay his invoice by text
Tried to get a tire looked at, rang 6 times, got put on hold, hung up called another place 1st ring, bring it bye
Finally met a black woman who claims to have endured some serious racism although her and her wife own a multi-million-dollar business
I’ve been fucked with my whole life for bein’ small. Smallism?
Million unknown callers
God, Guns & Guts Made America Free! Let’s keep all three.
Facebook squable with another elitest. Shut him down quick!
We Real Man need to stick together
Capitalism is the closest to free will in the Bible as will ever get
America is exterminating all its men because we’ll fight back
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LOOK AT ME’S
Chewed hamburger earlobes
Crazy Crackhead Nigga on a bike
Grown men with spiked hair
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THIS WEEKS THEME – THE RETALIATION HAS FINALLY FUCKING BEGUN – REVOULTION IS HERE – Mike O’Keefe’s Project Veritas / Milo Trump Buys 2 Kids, Young, Gay, Attractive, Charismatic Republican / Breitbart is killing it, Julian Assange Wikileaks is on a rampage, America Rising Ad, Alex Jones Meltdowns, David Clark rampage, Mike Pence Jesus perfect candidate, New Gingrich Any republican that doesn’t help Trump should become a democrat, Jill Stein, how much evidence?
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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
These are your kids, I’m buying them too!
THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY
God, Jesus, James O’Keefe, Julian Assange, David Clarke, Milo Yionnapolous, Newt Gingrich, Trump, Jill Stein, Mike Pence,
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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary
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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
-19 days till election
-HILLARY’S WORST WEEK EVER!
-Get your faith on!
-Podesta Emails
-News outlets colluding with Hillary Campaign
-We just gave away the Internet
-This man is a joke. Michelle Obama Shaken to her core, but Beyonce, and every
other thug nigger she hangs around with are the epitome of human existence
-Wiki-Leaks Hillary sold weapons to ISIS
-Mike Pence – Choice between 2 futures, not 2 people
-Wikileaks Compliant Citizenry
-Obama Erection
-Pence – we’re never going to have a perfect candidate unless Jesus Christ is on the ballot
-CNN says it’s illegal for the public to read the wikileaks emails. Ha ha ha ha ha Fuck you!
-America Rising Anti-Hillary Ad
-Newt Gingrich: Any Republican who does not help defeat Hillary Clinton should join the Democratic Party
-Project Veritas Action added a new video: Rigging the Election – Video I:
-Clinton Campaign and DNC Incit…
-Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke Jr says it’s ‘pitchforks and torches time’ against the rigged system that includes the White House, Congress, DOJ and big media
-It will be a “dark day” if Donald J. Trump wins US presidential election – Tom Hanks
-Milo Yiannopoulos added a new video: Donald Trump Buys 2 Kids.
-Project Veritas Action added a new video: Rigging the Election – Video II: Mass Voter Fraud.
-Milo Yiannopoulos added a new video: Trump office firebombed In North Carolina.
-Jill Stein on Latest WikiLeaks Reveal: How Much More Evidence Does Government Need to Press Charges Against Hillary Clinton?
-Trump – Hillary Prison Costume
-RIGGED ELECTION!!!! 18 Million Invalid Registration & 2 Million Are Dead, Yup, That’s The Democrats’ Base
-WikiLeaks Alleges Ecuador Disrupted Assange’s Internet Connection
– Allegation comes after organization published emails by Clinton adviser and Democratic Party officials
-Final Debate tonight
-SNL Trump Hillary town Hall Debate
-Trump calls for term limits
-Hollywood, Google, Soros in bed with Hillary
-CNN live feed drops as Congressman mentions WIKILEAKS…
-LATIMES POLL: ALL TIED UP!
-RASMUSSEN: ALL TIED UP!
-Obama’s half-brothers clash over debate invite from Trump
-Election Anxiety Causing Voters To Turn Off Computers, Phones, Disconnect From Socials…
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WATCH:
The Debate
The Veritas Project
Braveheart
LISTEN:
The Payback part 1. – James Brown
Eminem – Campaign Speech
W.A.R.
READ:
The Art Of War – Sun Sui
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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy
TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed
WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.
WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up. If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.
OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself. If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show. This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!
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