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A Real Man Always Blames The Fucking Parents For The Kid Being A Fucking Idiot!

What’s with all this blaming the fucking children, blaming the Millennials, blaming Generation Z bullshit when every single fucking thought that’s ever come out of a kids mouth or empty fucking brain came directly from their parents or lack thereof?  What about blaming the God damn parents?  What about some personal fucking responsibility?  What’s up with all this passing the fucking buck nonsense?  Children, for the most part, and I mean like 99.999% of the fucking time, aren’t born insane, transgendered, confused, racist, stupid, pick-your-latest-trending-fucking-label, but as with everything else I say in all my writings, rantings & ravings, don’t fuckin’ believe me, just look the fuck around.  You’ll never, ever, ever see a totally fucked up kid, come out of great set of parents, nor will you ever see a totally awesome kid come out of fucked up set of parents.  Oh sure, you’ll see a fucked up kid come out of some parents, who claim to be fucking perfect in every way shape or form, by the media and the feelings-above-everyfuckingthingelse-my kids-and-I-are-best fucking-friends kindergarten society we now live in, but once your kid overdoses using the 2fucking K a month allowance you gave them for simply wiping their own asses, maybe then you’ll finally be able to see it, but probably fucking not.  Oh sure, every now and again, like .001% of the time, the opposite does happen, however like everything else in the universe, the exception to the rule is so fucking rare, it might as well not fucking exist.  “A Real Man never blames anyone, except the fuckeads that deserve it.”

Hey folks, John D., the ARMed comic here and we’ve got a serious fucking dilemma on our hands and unless we acknowledge the God damn problem, there’s absolutely no fucking chance whatsoever of ever solving it, you know like the radical Islamic terrorist problem that President useless fuck ass won’t even recognize, cuz he don’t wanna throw his own peeps under the bus.  And that fuckin’ problem isn’t the chilins, it’s the fucking parents.  One of my favorite fucking people on earth, Mark Dice constantly attacks millennials and the stupid fucking American population at large with video after fucking video where he asks them questions that the dumbest among us should have absolutely no fucking problems answering correctly.  Now don’t get me wrong, I fucking love that guy and his videos, but not in the cocksucker way like you might be imagining, but what I would really love are some God damn videos questioning the mental defective fucktards that raised these moronic fucking wastes of oxygen.  I’d be more than happy to introduce him to my exfuckingcuntofawife to discover why my son’s only half a tard and I can assure you he didn’t get that fuckin’ slice from me.  “A Real Man always believes the children are our future, unless their shithead parents fucking ruined them.”

Hey, I’ll be the first to admit, being a parent’s no God damn day at the beach, in fact, if you’re doing it right, it’s a serious fucking pain in the ass, but whether you chose to get that bitch pregnant, she poked a hole in the God damned condom or SHE just wouldn’t let you put it in HER ass, you did, so like it or not, you’ve got a Goddamn job to do, the most important fucking job you’ll ever have so put some motherfuckin’ effort into it and do everything in your Goddamn power to keep that little bastard from dragging our entire civilization back a generation or so, will ya?  I’m talkin’ to all the straight, pussy lovin’, pussy grabbin’, pussy worshipin’ men out there, the baby daddy’s or the real fuckin’ fathers of the world who think they’re already doing a great job, in spite of the fact that your son or daughters alike are spoiled, rotten, princesses, assholes, cunts & pricks.  By the way, that should be your first fucking clue.  News flash, once you proclaim your child as special, by virtue of simply being fucking born, you’ve already fucked them and all of us over for life, so knock that shit off already!  In spite of what Hollywood, the Mainstream Media and our Man Hating Government tell ya, no one on earth is fucking special until they fucking do something special.  It’s about action and nothin’ fucking else.  See all my previous shit to fully understand why I say this.  I’m also not even gonna bother addressin’ the mommy’s of the world, because most women are illogical, feelings over fucking everything creatures, who live every Goddamn minute, in the Goddamn minute with absolutely no fucking thought whatsoever towards the next fucking second and can’t possibly fucking fathom their sweet little balls of perfection ever being anything other than that.  “A Real Man never believes his child isn’t special, unless that little fucking bastard gives him a reason to.”

There are no bad children, only bad fuckin’ parents.  I know, I know truth hurts, tough shit.  Am I telling you that your children can never be great without your help? Fuck no! And I’m a living Goddamn proof that they can be, but being a shitty, M.I.A., leniency above everyfuckingthingelse lazy piece of shit sperm doning / cum catching shitstain isn’t doing them or us any fucking favors either.  You’re the only fuckin’ reason they’re here, because it all fucking started with you.  A woman only gets pregnant, once a man does something, so it’s your fucking job to help them become someone that moves mankind forward instead of a fucking Kardashian.  I didn’t have a son on purpose, in fact when my fucking ex got pregnant, I’d already had 1 foot out the God damn door of my exhausting fucking marriage, had an amazing fucking career in radio and was super fucking excited about taking over the airwaves of the world, but she did and having grown up without a father myself, I knew I had to make a God damn choice between my career or my son, because I couldn’t fucking imagine a realistic path to successfully handling both and once I made my fucking mind up as with everything else in A Real Man’s life or at least one on his way, I decided to do every single fucking thing possible in my power to make sure my son actually had some opportunities never fucking afforded me, like growing up around some fucking family as a start, no matter what the fuck I had to do to make that happen.  “A Real Man always makes the best decisions possible for his children, no matter how much it fucks up his own life.”

Did I succeed, I have no fucking idea, but it’s not lookin’ real God damn good at the moment, because my son’s currently making some seriously shitty fucking decisions, but at least the foundation’s there, I can hear it every time he talks and there’s not much fucking more you can do than that.  He may not even fully appreciate the words coming out of his own mouth, but the words are there and they’ve even been translated to the way he fucking mumbles, which usually means that even he believes the shit, which hopefully means he’s got some sort of a fuckin’ chance in this world.  I gotta admit I was a little nervous for a minute there, because his mother in spite of being dumb as a box of fucking rocks through the full facilitation of the federal, state & local government as well as the stable of manipulative, man hating cunts he lives with, was able to orchestrate an almost continuous 9 month window of time in which I didn’t see him at all during the most important transitory year of his entire fucking life where he was a senior, turning 18, while getting out of school and finally joining the military, which of course didn’t fucking happen as a result.  You can fucking lead a horse to water, but you can’t make that indoctrinated, feminizied, little bastard drink.  As a divorced father in today’s America, it’s more important to win the war than the battle, mostly because you have almost no fucking chance, because the God damned deck is so fucking stacked against you and the system couldn’t possibly be any more fucking rigged in her favor.  Yesterday was the first time I’d seen him in almost 9 months and although I fully expected him to be wearing a pink fucking dress, shaving his legs and talking to me about his flow, he actually seemed to be ok for the moment.  “A Real Man never brainwashes his children, but he sure as fuck makes sure they have all the God damn facts.”

So what did I do, what makes me so fucking special as a father if I didn’t even spend any fucking time with my one and only son during his one and only transition into manhood, where the fuck do I get off?  I’ll tell you where!  Because up until the very second his fucking selfish cunt of a child’s life destroying mother stole him from me, I saw him every single fucking chance I ever possibly could, I never missed one, unless he or I were sick, no matter fucking what, even if some new pussy wanted to give me a shot at the title on one of his nights, even if someone gave me front row fuckin’ tickets to my favorite whateverthefuck, even if I was God damn exhausted from workin’ my dick off, I never missed a single opportunity to be with him and I strongly fucking suggest you do the same, but that’s not all.  I further made it a point to talk to him, I mean long ass, in depth, meaningful fucking conversations about life, hard work, women, self-sufficiency, personal responsibility, patience, drive, his role as a man in the world, family, conduct, sex, you fuckin’ name it.  No God damn stone was left unturned, no matter how shitty my day was, no matter how fucking tired I was, no matter how many fucking life draining conversations I’d already had that day, I did everything in my God damn power to data dump every lesson I’d ever watched, listened to, read about or witnessed in one fucking form or another from any worthy fuckin’ source I could get my filthy mits on.  “A Real Man always teaches his children the real lessons of life, over and over and fucking over again.”

Not to pat myself on the back or nothin’ but as good as a start all that shit might have been it wasn’t nearly fuckin’ enough as far as I was concerned.  Was it fun?  Fuck no, it was a fucking pain in the ass, but why would I want it to take my son the same 40 fuckin’ years it took me to figure out all this shit on my own, when I can just save him the God damn aggravation and let a brotha know.  So what I did next, I pray to fucking God every single day really set the fuckin’ message in stone, because instead of him just taking my fucking word for it, I purposely provided him the opportunity to learn the greatest lessons a man could ever possibly learn about being A Real Man directly from the mouths and documented history of the greatest fucking men to ever live, by watching movies, documentaries and biographies on The History channel, Netflix, Hulu and iTunes with him, by reading hundreds if not thousands of books on God, Real Men, America and everyfuckingthingelse that might help him, then explaining the lessons of each to him as well as taking him to history museums, civil war re-enactments, Native American festivals, the state fair, war memorials, air shows, and everyfuckingwhereelse I could possibly fucking afford to expose his young, fragile mind to everything A Real Man.  We never once watched reality TV, soaps or gossip shows, listened shit music, with no fucking message whatsoever, edm, or general love song, mindless drivel, we never read the tabloids, romance novels, or any fucking fiction like the fucking “news”, unless it was somehow by A Real Man about A Real Man being A Real Man.  Are you noticing a fucking pattern here?  All the shit I just listed is all the shit most women, never ever wanting to live in the real fucking world do and all the shit, no Real Man would ever fucking do.  Even if I had a daughter, I wouldn’t fucking subject her to any of that horseshit.  With as God damn fascinating as the real world truly is, why the fuck would you want to waste the short amount of time you have left on this bitch immersed in make believe nonsensicle fucking garbage unless you’re possibly learning something of fucking value in the God damn process?  “A Real Man never wastes any time, that’s what the fuck women are for.”

Of course it’s easier to just distract them with God damn video games, iPads & cell phones and every other technological fucking substitute for parenting so that you don’t have to deal with them so you can keep doing whatever the fucks more important than raising your God damn children and turning them loose on society as intellectual fucking retards.  You could just let the pro Government, pro-Welfare state, pro-Single Mother, anti-American, anti-White, anti-Male, Slavery’s the only fucking topic of any God damn relevance in all of recorded fucking history, indoctrination public school system do your fucking job for you considering none of that fucking vomit will do them an ounce of fucking good when they reach adulthood.  Unless your only plan for them is to be yet another entirely useless fucking drain on the populace at large, runnin’ around spoutin’ complete fucking bullshit and sounding like a God damn moronic / college professor everywhere they go considering they’re nothing but a fuckin’ child who hasn’t done shit, served shit, raised shit, started shit, built shit, helped shit, or left shit behind for others to fucking benefit from, do your fucking job.  And by all means whatever the fuck you do, don’t you ever make these special little snowflakes do any boring adult stuff, you know like housework, yardwork, cooking, cleaning, the fucking dishes, balancing a God damn checkbook or anything else that might possibly teach fucking them the value of hard work, the single most important fucking ingredient to a successful life unless of course you were born an attractive female, at which point, you’ll just need to spread your fucking legs and suck some random cocks along the way, but that aside, life’s fucking hard, especially for anyone who wants to be A fucking Real Man so get to fucking work motherfuckers.   “A Real Man always gives his children responsibilities, to properly prepare them for the pain in the ass known as real fucking life.”

If you never expect anything out of your children, then how in the fuck do you expect them to meet the expectations of everyone else around them for the rest of their fucking lives?  Their friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, creditors, bosses, employees, vendors, communities, children, grandchildren, the fucking government, the God damn IRS, you fucking name it, will all fucking expect something out of your lazy, entitled, self-indulgent, pieces of shit and without the proper lifelong fucking training, they won’t be able to deliver, they’ll constantly fucking fail and disappoint everyone and eventually find themselves at the bottom of the fucking ocean all alone and most of it, if not all of it, will be your fucking fault.  Then we have the parents at the opposite end of the fucking spectrum, like the middle school, third string, JV baseball player father that determined his unborn son would somehow go fucking pro before he’s even been conceived or the school guidance office assistant that never quite made it as a psychologist, because she got fucking pregnant her freshman year, but insists her future daughter will fulfill all her dead and gone dreams.  How about the super successful power couple that’s nannied, scheduled, play dated, piano lessoned & finishing schooled every conceivable fucking second of their child’s life, leaving no God damned time at all for discovery, adventure, fun, curiosity or just being a fucking kid for even a minute only to ensure that they don’t ever embarrass you in front of all your elitist prick friends at the God damn country club.  Those kids typically kill themselves, kill their parents or become raging drug addicts when they grow up.  Nice job ya selfish fucks.  “A Real Man never has all the answers, but always does what’s fucking best for each individual child.”

Let’s not fucking forget the other side of the spectrum.  Those of us without a father, because he was too fuckin’ busy drinkin’, fishin’ and fuckin’ my entire childhood away.  Or perhaps the Cosby kids in da hood who never even met they daddies, because dey was locked up or just took the fuck off when they mama got knocked up.  Kids who have absolutely no fucking respect for anything, not themselves, not the law, not even their fucking parents, because for the most part, teachin’ discipline ain’t at the top of the fucking priorities list for most women, since they themselves aren’t fucking required to have any since most of the time, they can do whatever the fuck they want with almost no God damn repercussions whatsoever.  Not to mention, almost every fucking time I see another hands up don’t shoot body cam video, there’s always some doting dunce, facts mean fucking nothing, hysterically crying, police department suing, race baiting, system blaming retard of a mother if you can even call her that, giving me every God damn reason on God’s green earth why her beautiful church goin’, community leadin’, bible thumpin’, model citizen, baby boy, who just happened to have the longest fucking rap sheet in America, but that don’t mean nothin’ cuz they was always messin’ with him and he ain’t neva done nothin’ to nobody speech at the fucking ready.  How on fucking earth do you seriously expect a child whose never once been taught to fucking respect authority to possibly fucking succeed in any area of life and not end up fucking dead or in God damn prison?  Its almost as if Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Obama and every other pro-slavery, pro-oppression fucking retard just keep passin’ along the same ol’ tired fucking script to every single lifelong welfare recipient whose sweet, little baby Jesus on earth just happens to get put down by da po po.  You’d think as much as they’d watched the race baiting, agenda driven, bullshit fucking news they’d be able to figure out the end of every single God damned story that starts out with a 30 something year old man who’s never had a fucking job, driving a God damn escalade while livin’ in mama’s house & sellin’ cd’s is gonna end up fucking dead.  It’s not fucking rocket science.  “A Real Man always teaches his children discipline and common sense, cuz they mama sure as fuck ain’t gonna do it.”

Let’s pretend for just a fucking minute that the only reason you’re a shitty parent is because you had shitty parents as well and you don’t fucking know any better.  I can totally accept that.  Statistically speaking, most people probably had fucked up parents in one way or another, however comma, unless you’ve never once stepped outside of your fucking house and gone out in public where the rest of fucking society lives, it’s virtually impossible for you to have never once seen a good parent somewhere at some fucking point.  There aren’t many of us left, but we’re out here.  And even if that were true, which it fucking isn’t, what about God damn TV?  I know you got a fuckin’ TV.  You may not have ever had a fuckin’ job, because of big daddy government and the fact that you’re a lazy fucking piece of shit, but I know you got a God damn TV in every fucking room of the house I pay for, I also know you got a fuckin’ cell phone with wi-fi on it, because I pay for that motherfucker too.  No one fucking asked me if I wanted to, they just fucking took my money and I ain’t real God damn happy about it.  What I’m sayin’ is if you’d ever had any fucking desire to be a good parent, you’d be one instead of just making excuse after fucking excuse and perpetually blaming everyone on earth instead of just taking a fucking look in the mirror and realizing once and for fucking all that maybe, just possibly, there’s a slight chance, you’re a sorry ass, good for nothin’ pile of shit that should have been vacuumed out at the planned parenthood, saving us all the burden and aggravation of having to support one more worthless fucking baby after another since you can’t fucking keep your God damn legs closed and are too fucking stupid to realize that even though your own ancestors fought and died to make and keep your ass free, you fucking volunteered to jump right into bed with the slave devil and be his bitch anyway, because it was way fucking easier than working for a God damn living.  What the fuck is wrong with you?  “A Real Man never leaves his children, even if he leaves the dumb fucking bitch that shit em’ out”

Never in the history of mankind, has so much fucking information been so readily God damn available to everyone in America.  Along with that unfortunately comes a shit ton of crap that has absolutely no fucking credibility whatsoever in practical application, but sounds fucking awesome in God damn theory, like free fucking healthcare for everyone for instance.  Turns out someone actually has to pay for all that free shit.  So how the fuck do you wade through all the raw sewage and get to the fucking meat and potatoes?  It’s easy.  First, you’ll want to avoid almost every fucking thing on today’s Internet since Google, Social Media, The Mainstream Media & our Man Hating fucking government have been fucking censoring, suppressing or deleting entirely, anything worth fucking while for quite some time now to keep people stupid, poor and indefinitely voting the pro slavery, i.e. the democrat / new world order party.  At this writing, there are actual fucking books banned in America.  What kinda third world communist fucking bullshit nightmare are we livin’ in?  I gotta admit, I’m fucking amazed RatedARM.com is still online, but you can bet your sweet ass as soon as I or it makes it big, it or I will come up fuckin’ missin’.  Secondly, if it wasn’t created by A Real Man or a gaggle of Real Men as it were, throw that nonsensical feelings over fucking everything fucking bile into a dumpster immediately.  No wait, better yet, burn that shit so no one else accidentally retards themselves into perpetual fuckin’ victimhood and last but certainly not fucking least, before you slip back into your old, tired, bitch ass, butt hurt, ways of thinkin’ and doin’ things, search out and continually associate with like-minded Real Men who don’t endlessly diarrhea excuse after fucking excuse for their sorry fuckin’ asses or their sorry fuckin’ children’s asses, because their too God damn busy working their fuckin’ balls off teachin’ these little bastards how to always do the right thing, work their fuckin’ asses off and become productive members of society instead of entitled, ill mannered, little fucking shitheads.  “A Real Man always educates himself, on everything worth fucking learning about.”

I always try to give the best examples of everything I’m talking about to keep shit real and this video’s no God damn exception.  In case you haven’t fuckin’ figured it out, I’m here to help, if not you and your bastard fucking children then perhaps a friend or relatives fucked up little brats, just so my son can spend the rest of his days surrounded by better fucking people.  Let’s start with what to watch.  I did some memory searchin’, researchin’ and soul searchin’ and the 3 best TV shows I can think of off the top of my head that would teach you everything you ever needed to know about rasin’ kids right are The Walton’s, The Wonder Years & Home Improvement.  I wish I could give more recent examples, but America seems to have lost its soul somewhere around late 80’s and has no God damned desire to get it back.  As far as music’s concerned, I came up with One Of Us, by Joan Osborne, Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson & Cats In The Cradle by Harry Chapin.  Which leaves us with books, starting with the good book, the Bible.  Whether you believe a single fucking word in that lengthy motherfucker or not, it’s a pretty God damn good place to start if you’d like to get your shit together and train your kids to do the same.  Next I’d like to suggest A Patriots History Of The United States, so you could get the basic gist of the Idea for America that our founding fathers willed into existence since almost no one can fucking agree on the facts of our history.  Granted, the second anyone from the left, black or female knows you’re reading it, you’ll be accused of being a moronic racist consumed in fantasy fiction who couldn’t possibly understand the struggle, but just remember, being ear raped for reading a fucking book is the textbook definition of oppression, so tell them to “Fuck off Hitler”.  Not to mention I said the Idea for America that our founding fathers had.  We’re certainly not fucking living in anything representing that supreme design at the moment, but it was fuckin’ awesome when they invented it nonetheless.  Last, but certainly not fucking least you’ll wanna get your hands on every single Biography or Autobiography or Memoir about the greatest men in the History of mankind and commit every God damn word and lesson of them to memory.  Once you do all that shit, you, even without an ounce of fucking experience as A Real Man will have discovered, learned all about and hopefully started incorporating at the very least, the most fundamental principles of being A Real Man, being a better person and being a better parent, even if you’re a woman.  “A Real Man never watches, listens to or reads anything, unless it’s written by and about the greatest fucking men in it.”

Babies don’t have parents anymore, they have daycare workers, nannies, & babysitters that don’t give a fuck about them and only just barely do the God damn job, because they have no real marketable skills or have some kind of fucking mental disorder that make them long to be around screaming, whiney piss, shit & vomit ridden creatures that aren’t even their own.  If that’s not the very fucking definition of batshit crazy, I don’t know what the fuck is.  Kids don’t have neighborhoods anymore, they have online games, social media & endless fucking amounts of mindless fucking TV.  Teens don’t have guidance anymore, they have teachers that don’t give a fuck about them, who rape them or hypocritically hate their own lives entirely, because they so poorly chose the worst fucking profession in the history of mankind.  Kids don’t get spanked, cussed the fuck out or anything even resembling a reprimand anymore.  They get to act up, act out and do whatever they fuck they want 24/7.  No one ever tells them no, everyone gets a fucking trophy, everyone gets God damn medicated.  There are no punishments anymore, only rewards.  Parents and peers are told to tolerate fucking everything, because they’re just being kids, and if by some off fucking chance one of the parents happen to step up to parent the fuckhead in question, the other fucking parent doesn’t, so there’s no God damn consistency and the child is understandably fucking confused.  Parents have to work together on every single aspect of a child’s life and divide the tasks among the talents of each parent unless they’re both fucking retarded than by all means put the poor bastard up for adoption and kill the parents so they can’t fucking breed again.  “A Real Man always acts like a parent, and parents the fuck out of his children.”

Kids need instruction, guidance & direction.  They don’t need to be constantly fucking left alone, endlessly grounded & ignored so their lazy ass parents can go shoppin’ with the girls, watching the game with the guys, takin’ yoga classes, hittin’ the gym, watchin’ daytime TV, playing God damn video games or every other fucking distraction you can possibly fucking think of to avoid having to own up the single most important fucking responsibility & job you’ll ever fucking have in your entire worthless fucking life.  Your child did not fucking ask to be born.  Ya’ll did that shit on your own, so don’t fucking make them pay for your God damn mistakes, get your ass in the game and get to fucking work.  Teach them by fucking example how to eat, what to eat, how to hunt it, grow it, buy it, clean it, cook it, eat it, shit it & wipe it.  Teach them about stress, how to avoid it, how to cause it, how to plan for success and failure, because both will fucking happen whether they fucking like it or not.  And while we’re on the fucking subject, of shit you should be learnin’ these fucking brats, how about some God damn exercise?  Get your fat fucking asses off the fucking couch and go outside with these fucking monsters, take a walk, ride a bike, go for a swim, beat the shit out of each other, I don’t fucking care, just move your fucking asses.  Be the God damn example, you wish you had as a child.  The bullshit has to fucking stop somewhere, why not with you?  Stop making girls tough & boys weak.  Stop giving women supreme czar fucking authority over the children’s every fucking move after divorce.  Most women fucking suck at making and sticking with God damn decisions, because they’ve typically never had to fucking make any of any consequence and now all of a God damn sudden their instantly fucking qualified to permanently shape a young, fragile, mind flyin” solo.  Are you outta your fuckin’ minds?  Most women are fucking helpless and the ones that aren’t are only acting like men, because they can’t fucking keep one.  “A Real Man never leaves anything to chance, especially the necessary fucking training to prepare his children for adulthood.”

Children are so fucking coddled nowadays by their overly protective doting dunces, they have no fucking chance of being a successful adult.  Their parents are on the fucking tit, the schools are on the fucking tit, if their parents even have a God damn job, they expect their employers to bear all the burden of their personal forward fucking progress in life.  Most Americans are fucking babysat from womb to God damn tomb.  No one fucking learns how to take care of themselves anymore.  They blame everyone else and everything else instead of fessin’ up to the fact that they just don’t fucking try hard enough.  Once again, I’ll be the first to fucking admit, it ain’t fukin’ easy, if it were, everyone would be fucking successful, but it is fucking possible if you’re willing to work your fucking ass off.  Think about it and please be honest, when was the last fucking time you met anyone who worked 100 hour weeks who didn’t have enough money to eat?  I’m not where the fuck I wanna be right this second, but I also don’t fucking kill myself 24 hours a God damn day either, not like really the successful motherfuckers I know who would rather make money than fucking breathe.  I wish to God I was wired that way, but I’m just fucking not, but I’m also not sittin’ around fuckin’ cryin’ about the shit either.  What I am doing is working on RatedARM, something that makes me happy, because that right fuckin’ there, the pursuit of fuckin’ happiness is the best fuckin’ reason for living, but you can’t fucking get there if your God damn helpless, livin’ off the fucking government, up to your fucking eyeballs in debt & stressed out of your fucking mind, all the shit you should be teaching your fucking children.  It’s not the fucking schools job, it’s not their friends fucking job, not society, the government, TV, Movies, Music, Celebrities, Pop Culture, the Internet, YouTube or any other fucking thing you can fucking imagine.  It’s your fucking job!  If your kid’s a fucking idiot, you have no one on fucking earth to blame, but yourself, so stop being a fuckhead and spend every fucking second you have fillin’ up that empty fuckin’ skull with somethin’ useful’ cuz it ain’t fuckin’ happenin’ no other way.  “A Real Man always takes full responsibility for his children’s behavior, and constantly fucking trains them to not be fucking idiots.”