Rated ARM Writings

“A REAL MAN ALWAYS WRITES, TRUE LIFE STORIES, NOT FICTIONAL FUCKING BULLSHIT.” ~ JOHN D. – THE ARMed WRITER

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ORLANDO MASSACRE – A Real Man Explains The Real Problems And The Real Solutions

Hey folks, John D. The ARMed Comic here and today I don’t feel very fucking funny.  And do you know ...
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DOIN’ THIS FOR YOU PART 1 – A Real Man Explains How Much Sacrifice It Really Takes To Be A Real Man Father

These collective stories are all about slamming on the breaks to everything in my life, not going to prison for ...
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THE BOOK OF LOVE PART 1 – A Real Man Explains How A Real Man Really Falls In Love With A Woman To All Women

THE BOOK OF LOVE PART 1 – A REAL MAN EXPLAINS HOW A REAL MAN REALLY FALLS IN LOVE WITH ...
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A Real Man Drinks And Explains The Pros & Cons

What is it about alcohol that makes life so much more fucking interesting?  And if you don’t think it does, ...
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A Real Man Distinguishes The Difference Between A Keeper And Throwaways

Before we get started, women will say there are men keepers and men throwaways too, but I’m here to tell ...
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A Real Man Deals With Disrespectful Motherfuckers

­Paper tigers, all bark, no bite, all talk, no action, shit talking, lying bitches, that run their fucking mouths, with ...
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A Real Man Defines The Top 10 Things He Learned From His Father

Alcoholic, Lazy, Selfish, Greedy, Soulless, Prick, yeah that’s my father.Someone’s always watching, someone’s always keeping score.  It fuckin’ cracks me ...
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A Real Man Defines 10 Things Every Boy Should Really Know About Being Men

I didn’t know what to write about today because I prefer to be inspired rather than force myself to do ...
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A Real Man Deals With An Asshole, Doucheface, Way Too Self-Important Customer

So just over a year ago I inherited one of the biggest customers my company has ever had.  One of ...
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