Welcome Rebels to the – POLITICAL CORRECTNESS a.k.a. SHIT WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T SAY- IS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-005! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just rmember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care. Don’t fucking listen.
My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order
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WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS! IF YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T FUCKING BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION! WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS! AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.
Now pour yourself a drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) as we pour ourselves one or 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned of just fast forward past it, but if you really want to know what rated ARM is all about, I think this song does a fine job of explaining it.
#1 Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #1 Cancer destroying everything America.
#2 Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and out number them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway. Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call ,the starter kit.
#3 Use 1 & 2 & nothing fucking else Guarantee the rest.
Made it ok for men & women with drinks in their hands, curse words flying out their mouths to talk about God and laugh about it
WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Told my buddy that wants to get a divorce to work it out or move out the country
Did not hit on an insanely fucking hot married woman I had a meeting with
Met with a female friend today that I used to be in love with whose man is suffering from no mission syndrome and why that makes him The Walking Dead (Make Break or Fix)
WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Put all our Rated ARM rebellion shows on iTunes
Accepted the silent apology of an internet warrior hell bent on getting us our first female president
Went drinking last night ran my mouth a bit too much
Blasted a very nice however totally uninformed girl last night about voting for Hillary
Invited a black comedian to join us on the show
WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Went out a few times to socialize
SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
217 in groceries
BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
Men dancing hard rock
Gayest singer ever at the lodge Sunday brunch
Hung out with the mother tonight bistro to bet that her daughter works at Colliant day and she chases guys with money there was a guy at the cleanout it was up 30 grand and her daughter told her she was going to tell him or text so she can hook up with him if that doesn’t mean the world is coming to an end I don’t know what does
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS a.k.a. SHIT WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T SAY- IS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY
Some faggot by the name of Dirk Willdin banned me from guns across google and sent a message to me that said spammers are not welcome on GaG, the community rules and the G+ TOS prohibit multiple community spamming of post post. There’s no way this come catcher could’ve possibly watched a video because if he did he would realize I would do more to help them then to hurt them, but he’s a douche bag looking faggot with his gay ass son on a picture with them so I guess it never crossed his mind to actually watch the fucking video
Hey Twitter handler by the name of government database added you to list go of database/gun – owners – to disarm. Once again after visiting his faggot ass page he couldn’t possibly have looked at the video. They are misinterpreting the intent of the video. Three dudes blowing each other, what the fuck
Jesse Williams’ fiery BET Awards speech
Tomi Lahren at The Blaze is being skewered by black America for being a racist.
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WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up. If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself. If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show. This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!