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OK, I VOTED, NOW WHAT? – RATED ARM REBELLION – JOHN D. & THE SONS OF LIBERTY

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – OK, I VOTED, NOW WHAT? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-014!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

YOUNG PUSSER – GENERARTION Z Expert / The bullshit that is this generation, his words not mine

John D. – Real Man Expert

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JAMES MADISON – Constitutional Law Expert

WHITE DON KING – Producer / Promotions Expert

MASSAD AYOOB – Gun Expert

THOMAS HART BENTON – Best Painter

MARK TWAIN – Smartass Expert

P.T. BARNUM – Promotions Expert

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – OK, I VOTED, NOW WHAT? – Yeah I voted in the primaries, but does it matter.  Does anyone see my vote.  My names not on the ballot.  My address, My social, nothing.  Then it gets scanned and goes in a box with a bunch of bright yellow locks on it but so fucking what?  My signatures not on it, my phone number, my fingerprint, nothing identifying me or my votes is on that motherfucker.  No wonder they want illegals and no ID’s to vote.  It doesn’t fucking matter.

Coming up in just a bit.

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about KEEP MOVING FORWARD.  .   Check it out.  Anything new to add?

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Prayed a lot, posted a lot of God, pray in public, never let people stop you from praying stuff

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Reminded guys they were married – Buzzkill

Nothin’ else

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Tried to sing

I voted, now how do I make it count?

I got my voting recommendations from tea party of the city I live in

I need a hero moment

Militia

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
I ate a lot of old-school food this week to include cokes which I haven’t had any beers I had hot dogs and hot dog joint and burger and a new burger joint with Coke and fries and the whole 9 yards

I even ate some Taco Bell on Friday holy cheat week

Housework is good for you and good for your body

A buddy of mine invited me out to an event last night and asked me to be a presenter at it which I was totally not prepared for because I was supposed to present for him on Thursday afternoon, but I had a blast I haven’t been out in a long time although all the girls there ignored me completely like I was a fucking ghost while being all up in the ass of the married guy with a baby on the way it was fucking bizarre

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Nothin’

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Nothin’ I’m broke nigga

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
The guy I got locked up for 15 years, but only served 6 gets iout on September 25th in case I go missin’.  Either he or Hillary did it

I have a client that is being an unbearable Prick even though everything he thinks is wrong and everything I’m telling them is right but he won’t let me prove it and it’s getting fucking annoying as shit

White privileged ain’t done shit for me

I took my truck to get washed and they don’t consider washing the wheels washing the truck and then had the balls to stand around waiting for a fucking tip after telling me that my aluminum wheels were rusted

I found mosquitoes in my house that look exactly like Zeke a virus only without the white dots I don’t know if it’s another variant but I’ve never seen them before this year

Anything beats sitting around dying

Bad depression this week

My air-conditioner is trying to kill me

I saw the baddest murdered out H one hummer with a fucking snowplow on it

Forks over knives.

Engine #2 Diet

Dingleberries

I saw a couple this week where the chick walked like a dude in the dude walked like a Fag

I almost just killed somebody in traffic and I have absolutely no idea how I was pulling into Alain and they swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid me when I never even pulled into their lane

My main tech is having some problems with his fuckhead renters out of state so I had to drive him to and out of town airport Tuesday morning so he can go deal with it

My hosting company build me a year in advance two weeks before the bill was supposed to happen

Two grown men were at somewhere talking about Pokémon go

I had a meeting today with someone that didn’t show up and didn’t let me know they were going to be there

Shitting my brains out today

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THIS WEEKS THEME – OK, I VOTED, NOW WHAT?

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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?

#WhereIsHillary?

THE PEOPLE I LOVE TODAY VeteransForKaepernick

Mike Rowe, Mark Dice, Steven Crowder, Tomi Lahren, Diamond And Silk And Trey Gowdy, Mark Dice, Ben Shapiro

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

Cuckservative

Alt-Right

Larry the Cable Guy: ‘Hillary Will Be the End of the Country’

Colin Kaepernick – #VeteransForKaepernick

DL Hughley on Colin Kaepernick: Blacks don’t get Sunday off from racism – I had to unfried him, he’s batshit crazy, race baiter lookin’ to pick up the slack where Jessie Jacckson and Al sharpton left off

Chris Brown released on bail following police standoff

After being arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, the singer has been released from jail after posting a $250,000 bail. Brown is scheduled to appear in court on September 20th.

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Is Anthony Weiner being investigated by child services?

Everything you need to know about Zika right now

Plot twist: Bob Ross’ hair was actually straight

MTV VMA Awards

Gene Wilder Dead

Epipen price hike

Asses are fucking huge now

All females entertainers are raging whores now

Rosanne Barr on Hillary

Mediaite’s J.D. Durkin: The “safe space” craze has gone too far. Kudos to The University of Chicago putting a stop to them this week.

“You Go To Africa, I stay here with my White Friends” #AllLivesMatter

Credit to Terrence Williams @ Fb.Com/terrencemontana.williams

A warning to America and the rest of the Western World. You must act now (An urgent message from Australia)

Oprah Winfrey: “White older people have to die”

Rappers, including Puff Daddy, feel betrayed by Obama and the Democrat party.

YOU’RE FIRED: Dr. Drew Gets Axed By CNN 8 Days…

Hillary’s tinfoil hat ‘Alt-Right’ speech.

GIVE THIS MAN AN AMEN! Watch R.W. Bray received a standing ovation for the speech he gave as he introduced Donald Trump at his rally in Austin, Texas Tuesday ni…

Outlaw Morgan added a new video: I hate liberals.

Alveda King, niece of Martin Luther king Jr, agrees with Donald Trump!

Special Access Programs – Above Top Secret – ORCON Papers

Trump in Mexico acting like a president – i love it

ANOTHER school bans students from bringing American flags to football game…

Obama’s former doctor: Clinton should have neurological exam

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WATCH:
Glengarry Glen Ross

Good Luck Chuck

He’s Just Not That Into You

LISTEN:
Jim Croce             Bad Bad Leroy Brown

Joe Cocker           You Can Leave Your Hat On

Joe Pesci              Take Your Love And Shove It

READ:
Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead  Neil Strauss

The Art of Seduction       Robert Green

The Way of The Superior Man    David Deida

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:

 

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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