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MAGA! – Ya hear me pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders?

INTRO:

STAND THE FUCK UP!

National Anthem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqA83gdBwA

RAR Intro Music

Welcome Rebels to the – MAGA – Ya hear me pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders?  Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-039!

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, Go ahead, steal my shit, use my exact fucking point of view, give me no God damn credit, see if I give a shit.  The American Fuckin’ Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All to death! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what the fuck you hear, fuck off and die, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, you bitch ass fuckin’ pussy!

My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman.  Gun check, gun check!  Everyone packin’ tonight? Not fudge I hope.

Sherriff BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

Contractor CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert – Call me whatever the fuck you want, I’m a behaviorist, because I label people by their fucking behavior.  If you hear a label on this show you don’t like, rest assured I don’t give a shit because I’m labeling the behavior of motherfuckers that ask for it.

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop by, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we’ll play it or read it on the show, especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE TO THE IMPOSSIBLITY OF FINDING FACTS ON ANY SUBJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA!

Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!

We’re always lookin’ for reviews of the Rated ARM Rebellion on SoundCloud and iTunes, especially if you hate us.

FROM OUR FANS:
From YouTube Subscriber TheSlot1942 on our ELECTION 2016 Part 2 – REAL AMERICANS Vs WASTES OF FUCKING OXYGEN! NSFW!

FUK’N A!!!!!!!!!!!!      All Hail KeK!!!

Nothing you fucking suck.  You watch, listen and read all our shit and show no fucking love.  Fuck Ya’ll.

I mean you like it and shit, but comments, emails, video responses, c’mon!

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – MAGA – Ya hear me pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders?  Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-039!

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about – Tell em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway. Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-038!

Tell em’ what they wanna hear, do whatever the fuck you want anyway.  Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-038!

Prison Tales

InCogNegro

Old man shouldn’t have lost his vanity

Y’all need some bibs

nipple talk

Trump admin is the 1st to ever do this and that

No one pays attention to the executive orders, just the speeches.  Talk nice, fuck them to death

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & OBAMASDINGLEBERRY MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.  MAKING IT NOT ONLY OK TO BE A REAL MAN IN AMERICA AGAIN BUT NOT A FUCKING HATE CRIME, FOREVER!

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
No good deed goes unpunished.  I did not fuck a hot chick that wanted me too before my buddy who’s in love with her did or is going too and if he knew what I told her, he would understand how I hand delivered her to his cock.

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Went to see Danger Close a documentary that’s supposed to be about a fallen soldier, but was actually about the reporter, talk about blood money

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Tomorrow I go pistol training with disabled vets

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK!
Got my testosterone juice, rubbed it on my thighs before you walked in

WHAT DID YOU BUILD / CREATE / WORK ON THIS WEEK
N.A.G.D.T.  I can’t get shit done.

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK!
New cell phone case

Replacement testosterone, last ones gave me migraines, gave them to a buddy today

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW!
The fucking rent or a deposit

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BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!
No mortgage after waiting 9 days for a response that took 1 hour.

Neighborhood driving with no loan

Gay couple seeking roomate ad

Trail hiking on the worst marked trail in existence I almost got eaten by a gator i think

Jeep Park 4 x 4ing, we kept sending each other wrecked jeep picks

my son sends me a message on social media

Someone marked my truck with little yellow sticker, jeep place or hit squad, not sure

Unpaid invoices attorney involved

Hit 500 friends again one of of my platforms after deleteing the account for a year because my mom trolled me and pissed me off / then got right back to work cleaning house with my posts, lost 10 more, gained 5 more

Got tricked by some hot pussy into buy $15 lame ass non fucking working espresso.  Fucking pussy

Alfonzo Rachel, coolest Black Man on the web liked one of my comments

Posted ELECTION 2016 Part 2 – REAL AMERICANS Vs WASTES OF FUCKING OXYGEN! NSFW!  Poeple love it, bunch of comments

Asked Siri “Are you cennected to the CIA after the Trump Wire tap

MMA Guys / Joe Rogan people that know him sharing my shit

Got my innauguration invite after the fucking innaguratio

Started posting like a fien in the MAGA March groups becuase they suck at it and i make great meme’s

Curly finally text me he’s coming out took a pic with my phone

Took Curly for a boat ride

Lost my boat keys / not really

Roger Stone and his people watching my videos

My son hits 50 fucking subscribers on his YouTube channel.  I can’t understand a fucking work comin’ out of his mouth and he has more subscribers than me.  WTF?

Went to a park with the longes god damn elevated siodewalk in history

Pics of Manly fucking chicks with tats and dicks on my feed.  WTF

W.A.R. video, gets some motion

Changed my name on social media, because my son connected with me and i don’t want him getting killed, my aunt unfriends me

I lost a buch of other people.  oh well.

My new name shows up on a billboard a day later

Self-Service Postal mailer machine.  WTF

Big Black Cock i sent my buddy today

No word from any weapons trainers

Buddy promises to chapperone my assistant ant networking event because she’s terrified of people, he leaves her high and dry

8 Gender Dr. form

Took 2 lesbians who aren’t remotley ready and or have the money to actually buy my fucking boat oa tour of it

2 regulars sick as balls

2nd mortgage guy not getting it done either

Just got testosterone oil rubbed on my thighs, can’t shower tonight

Went drinking with my buddy, found out there are nothing but shades of grey with him, not me

Rentals are nuts

New accountant last one never answers, phones calls, emails, or text messages

Russian hack fell apart

Obama Wire tap

Dog standing holding flag

Drove around all day looking for a place to live

Went to the beer shed ordered burgers with a credit card no problem couldn’t buy drinks for the credit card because of the minimum I already spent on the burgers

On my TV tonight I saw a message that said the cost of being Batman was God America is calling you by name which I interpreted to mean that the only way I will ever be John D. is to be sinless which I believe is impossible on my own

Best old military buddy called about his son and heart problems

My parents Stopped by unannounced walk in force me to hug you and start talking politics like there’s nothing wrong, get the fuck out

Went to the grocery store to get some change in the girl behind the counter told me she didn’t have quarters and I’m like OK so get some

I fell outside my house this morning checking on the squirrels

I saw a guy in a black man of course wearing a black lives matter shirt out in front of daily eats the other day

Some black charcoal Tesla Douche mobile was parked halfway through the road

I thought I just saw George soros in the car next to me in traffic, I was going to blow his fucking head off

Bart Baker some Boy George retread faggot with 1.27 million following us

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CROTCHETY & CROTCHETY

The called in with Anal Flu or something like that

WHAT MADE HER SNAP THIS WEEK?
Nothing!  Haven’t seen her in 2 weeks!

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LOOK AT ME’S?
40 year old Dude with flat billed hat, sun glasses on inside, bandana under hat, ear ring, huge watch, tattoos

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THIS WEEKS THEME – MAGA – Ya hear me pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders?  Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-039!
Make men bitchless again

Make blacks nigger free again

Make men cocksucker free again

Make women cuntless again

Make men stalker free again

Make porn, choke, slap, tattooed, free again

Make child molesters dead again

WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
Does anybody really believe that a reporter, who nobody ever heard of, “went to his mailbox” and found my tax returns? @NBCNews  FAKE NEWS!

It is amazing how rude much of the media is to my very hard working representatives. Be nice, you will do much better!

Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
Donald

The people whose stories I’m hearing on MAGA March pages

MSM siding with Trump against Rachel Maddow

THE PEOPLE I HATE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
Rachel Maddow

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

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WHAT TO THINK:
The only way America will ever be great again is to get back to its foundation as a Christian nation ya buncha freaks

WATCH:
Strike back original

The Punisher original

Deadpool 2 trailer

LISTEN:

Trace adkins – whoop a man’s ass

Luke Bryan – drinkin’ beer and wastin’ bullets

Big & Rich – Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy

READ:
Rated ARM Rants – so you can understand them

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
A Real Man always MAGAs, by eliminating all the pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders.

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you think America is great under Obama, aren’t you obligated to blow your own fucking head off?

AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed, Hot Bitches with a God Dammed sense of humor and no gag reflex.

WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for WordPress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
Milo / Breitbart / Info Wars / Drudge Report / Paul Joseph Watson we’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and asking that you Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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