Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Let It Slide – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – LET IT SLIDE – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-002!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

JAMES MADISON – Constitutional Law Expert

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BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

P.T. BARNUM – Promotions Expert

MARK TWAIN –  Smartass Expert

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T FUCKING BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM RADIO SHOW!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.

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Now pour yourself a drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) and listen to the official intro music for the show 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned of just fast forward past it, but if you really want to know what rated ARM is all about, I think this song does a fine job of explaining it.

Here’s W.A.R.

As I always say, my son still has to live in this shithole for another 60 years or so, so  anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc..  I’m on it.

LET IT SLIDE THEME

LET IT SLIDE # 1

Speaking of which, I am so fucking pissed at him, his mother and the let’s make sure your children are totally fucked for life system we have in place in this country right now.

Congratulations bitch, you Won!  Too bad our child lost.  My son does the best job ever at tutoring and throws the whole fucking thing into the trash.

LET IT SLIDE # 2

Hillary, while still under FBI Investigation wins the democratic nomination.  Obama’s just going to pardon her.

LET IT SLIDE # 3

Cops just fucking watch while female trump supporter gets spit on and eggs thrown at her.  No one helped her

GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #1 Cancer destroying everything America.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and out number them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call ,the starter kit.

Rated ARM isms:

Cunstitutional

Retardosphere

TRENDING IN AMERICA

FACEBOOK:

OBAMA ENDORSES HILLARY

ISLAMIC STATE GROUP BURNS 19 YAZIDI GIRLS

ROSANNE BARR ENDORSES TRUMP

82 YEAR OLD ON AMERICA’S GOT TALENT SINGS DROWING POOL’S BODIES

MU POLITICAL SCIENCE AMERICAN COLLEGE STUDENTS BURN ISIS FLAG

VIOLENCE AGAINST TRUMP RALL SUPPORTERS

YOUTUBE:

John Hetlinger: 82-Year-Old Singer Shocks the Room with Hard Rock Cover – America’s Got Talent 2016

TWITTER:

OBAMA ENDORSES HILLARY

HILLARY CLINTON’S $12,495 JACKET IS STILL CAUSING QUITE THE STIR

General Scuttlebutt:

Trump attacks the media – thank fucking God

WATCH:

24

SONS OF ANARCHY

BAND OF BROTHERS

LISTEN:

ANDREW DICE CLAY

AC/DC

GEORGE THOROGOOD

READ:

I HOPE THEY SERVER BEER IN HELL

ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST

MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

QUOTES:

“A Real Man never sits around whining & complaining about the way things are, he fucking fixes them.”

LAWS: – from – A REAL MAN NEVER CHEATS ON HIS WIFE

“A Real Man always buys his woman a huge rock, to wash his fucking clothes on.”

“A Real Man never has sex with a bride, a bride to be yes, a bride, fucking never.”

“A Real Man always appreciates a little flirting, but trying to fuck me at your wedding is fucking ridiculous.”

YOU MIGHT NOT BE:

If you prefer cats over dogs, you might not be A Real Man.

If you prefer cats at all, you might not be A Real Man.

If you like any cat that’s alive, you might not be A Real Man.

MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:

If an ultimatum is given and no one gives a fuck, was it really an ultimatum?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for Rated ARM Radio, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!