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KEEP MOVING FORWARD – RATED ARM REBELLION – JOHN D. & THE SONS OF LIBERTY

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – KEEP MOVING FORWARD – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-013!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

YOUNG PUSSER – GENERARTION Z Expert / The bullshit that is this generation, his words not mine

John D. – Real Man Expert

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JAMES MADISON – Constitutional Law Expert

WHITE DON KING – Producer / Promotions Expert

MASSAD AYOOB – Gun Expert

THOMAS HART BENTON – Best Painter

MARK TWAIN – Smartass Expert

P.T. BARNUM – Promotions Expert

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – KEEP MOVING FORWARD –  I can tell you from my own personal experience all of the success I’ve ever had in every area of life can only be attributed to that 1 thing.  I can also tell you that all of my research on becoming, being and staying A Real Man all land on that one conclusion.  Watch what happens on The Walking Dead, 24, Prison Break, every scary movie you’ve ever seen when someone sits still for too long.  Game fucking over. 

Coming up in just a bit.

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about OUR GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED.  What would Trump Say?  Mark Dice Bitch!  WingFuckThe Feeling PartyGun Full Zones.   Check it out.  Anything new to add?

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Thanked him for my health, my back feeling better, my son being alive and actually thanked him for the lack of work I had this week because I had to get my 2015 taxes prepared for my accountant.

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Yelled at my ex to stop going out at Rape 30 every fucking night

Drove ex to airport with the full delivery detail

Talked to my niece for about an hour about ridin’ that motherfucker till the wheels fall off

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Put last 2 shows up

Updated Dictionary

Had a meeting with White Don King at some shithole bar last night about making a music video for war and going global and getting an agent.

Prepped my taxes for my accountant so I can pay for lazy, illegal, motherfuckers to sit on their asses and my Government to take away all my God given rights.

Asked a bunch of gunners about Weapons Training

Chastised them for not fucking responding

Started watching Homeland

Made a deal with my ex/web girl to promote the shit out of the show, the site and everything else

Writing a new video about addiction and how it ruins life’s, my son’s video game addiction

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Lower back & yoga exercises

Slept in a way that got the blood flowing back in my joint

Ordered new tires, had them installed on the OJ mobile

Bought & installed lock lugs to keep my new tires

Started drinking whiskey at night to kick a mold infection

Told a black lesbian female friend of mine who I’m pretty sure wants to fuck me whose on her second marriage, because the 1st chick wants to be a man, you run in some interesting circles, do you know any hot strippers that won’t fucking rob me blind

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Finally got my fucking khaki Tactical Shirt & Tea Kettle

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW

Ford wheel cover center cap nylon anchor screw retainer

New chrome wheel center caps (set of 4) with 12 screws

Bic classic lighters cigar cigarette maxi lighter full size

Armani code by giorgio armani for men. Eau de toilette spray 4.2 oz

Hanes men’s 3 pack classics black v-neck tee

Port authority men’s stain resistant short sleeve twill shirt s black

Tcp 65 watt equivalent 6-pack led br30 flood light bulbs, non-dimmable daylight white (5000k) lbr301050knd6

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
I open up iTunes to check on our podcast and the first thing I see is a new recently started podcast called with her Hillary Clinton’s new official show and next to that is not another just launch podcast called Katie Couric are you fucking kidding me is there anywhere on earth I can go to get away from this cunt?

I lied to our listeners last week about why I got an air mattress is because I can’t afford a real mattress

I went for a drive on Sunday to the beach to clear my head stop working and get out of the house

Saw some bad ass classic cars, SS Camaro & SS Chevelle

Had a client this week call us and accuse of doing something wrong a week earlier because their internet is down.  Did you call your internet service provider?

Went to lunch with 5 guys, 1 of which was Mark Twain who was on the first show

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THIS WEEKS THEME – KEEP MOVING FORWARD – Life’s a bitch, get a fuckin’ helmet. ~ Dennis Leary

3 more people were supposed to be on the show this week, they all couldn’t make it.  I would have done it myself.

Our country is in the fucking toilet, should we just give up and give in?

I need to get us on the map, but I have no money and no connections.

My back always hurst and I have no energy

My business is slow and killing me

No fans, so what, our product is getting better

My son is fucking up his life, keep killing him with kindness

Should I buy tires or ammo?

No money or time for a woman, still looking

Hillary will be President

Martial Law will be declared

Obama will not leave the whitehouse

Clients bitch no matter what

Trump keeps pluggin away, last weeks number sucked, he back up again

Louisiana Flood, give up or fight for your life

Italy earth quake same thing

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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?

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THE PEOPLE I LOVE TODAY Mike Rowe, Mark Dice, Steven Crowder, Tomi Lahren, Diamond And Silk And Trey Gowdy, Mark Dice, Ben Shapiro

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

Ball Tickler: What we’re gonna talk about later in the show

Guntopia:

Gun Full Zones:

The Feeling Amendment: The 18th Amendment

The Feeling Party:  The Dumbocrats

Sav-A-Ho:  When a busted prune fucks up your night.

WingFuck:  When your buddy fucks the ugly bitch for you.

Mark Dice Bitch:  When you trick a libtard

What Would Trump Say?

Dumbocrat:

Dr. Drew:  The Mike Rowe of Health Care

American Stupidty:  The way we protect idiots in America

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

People are really talking about Martial Law this week

Posse Comitatus Act – The act stated: “Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.”

SICKKK: HILLARY PLAYS KLAN CARD ON TRUMP!

Students use sex toys to protest guns Cocks Not Glocks

Loiusiana Flood

Trump 1st

Obama too busy golfing arrives 4 days later

Hillary not doing appearances

The death toll in Italy surpasses 200 Wednesday morning’s 6.2-magnitude quake that reduced villages to rubble

Leaked Soros Strategy: ‘Globalization’ Will ‘Increase Migration Pressures’…

U.S. Navy ship fires warning shots toward Iranian vessel…

Lochte summoned to testify in Rio over robbery claim…

Burkini must be banned, Sarkozy says as launches campaign…

Deadly crossbow attack shakes Toronto suburb…

Britney Spears is everywhere

Eric Trump:  Donald Trump’s Son Says It Would Be ‘Foolish’ for His Father to Release Tax Returns “You would have a bunch of people who know nothing about taxes trying to look through,” he said on CNBC. Donald Trump previously said he will releasing his tax returns after an IRS audit concludes.

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WATCH:
Keep Moving Forward – Rocky Speech

Diamond & Silk – Everything

Homeland – TV Show

LISTEN:
Theory Of A Deadman – We Were Men

Joe Pesci              I’ve Got News For You REDO

Joe Walsh            Life’s Been Good

READ:
Lies You Learned At School           Michael Powell

The Snark Handbook      Lawrence Dorfman

I Only Roast the Ones I Love        Jeffery Ross

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man always moves forward, over your dead fuckin’ body if necessary.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you just sit still and don’t accomplish a fucking thing with your life, is it your fault or are you a sorry fucking bitch? ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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