Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Hey NRA, Gun Enthusiast & The History Channel – Let’s Cut The Fucking Shit Already!

A Real Man

Hey Folks, John D. The ARMed Comic here and I hate to say it, but The American people have never been this fucking dumb in all our history, not all of you, just those who managed to make it to let’s say their 30th fucking birthday without knowing a fucking ounce of American history nor have the desire to learn any. “A Real Man always knows history, so he doesn’t have to fucking repeat it.”

Look people, never, ever, ever in the history of mankind has so much fucking information been so God damn readily available yet no one knows shit about anything. I get it, because I watched it fucking happen with my own fucking eyes, because my son can tell you everything you’d ever want to fucking know about the third world shithole that is Africa, a place he’ll never fucking visit, because you know, the government sponsored, public indoctrination system, racism and shit, that neither he nor I or anyone in our fucking families had anything to fucking do with, but if it weren’t for me, and the History channel and Netflix and Hulu and iTunes and this book and that book and history museums, civil war re-enactments, Native American festivals, the state fair, war memorials, air shows, and everyfucking thing else I exposed him to, that would have been the full fucking extent of his entire historical knowledge base. But as Ronald Reagan once said “All great change in America begins at the dinner table.” For those of you that don’t get what the fuck that means, because you’re a useless shitbag, hands off, video game distributin’, movie pimpin’ Ritalin dealer, it means teach your fucking children some shit that matters cuz they ain’t gettin’ the shit in school. “A Real Man always spends quality time with his children, teaching them not to be guilt ridden, totally ignored, pill poppin’ headline vomiting retards.”

Now before you shut this video off, because you think it’s a right wing video, because I mentioned Ronnie, or it’s a left wing video, because you don’t know any fucking history, its neither one, it’s a fucking survival video, it’s a what the fuck are you personally fucking doing as A Real Man to make this world a better, safer place for all of us video, because to be perfectly fucking honest with you, I ain’t too fucking impressed with anyone on either side at the moment. I’m thrilled to death that Trump is saying most of what my ex-fuckingparty should have been fucking saying for the last 30 years now, but once they turned their back on the one who was winning for their party, which pretty much guarantees his loss, I was fucking done with them. In fact, I might just start my own fucking party and call it the Evil, because I’m the white devil and all, Natural Selection Party. They obviously don’t teach that shit in public schools anymore either because, well, feelings and everyone gets a fucking trophy and participation ribbon all, but you can still look the shit up, before they fucking ban it, take it down, re-write it or whatever the fuck they’re gonna do next because the fucking sheep aren’t paying any fucking attention. “A Real Man always roots for the person best representing his team, the fucking team here is America you whiney ass, sniveling little bitches, not your own personal fucking agendas.”

We here at Rated ARM don’t give 2 fucks about your Age, Caste, Disability, Employment, Language, Nationality, Race or ethnicity, Region, Religious beliefs, Sex, sex characteristics, gender, and gender identity, Sexual orientation, Drug use, Othering, or Reverse discrimination and thank you for all those wonderful categorizations wiki-pedia, because we’ve seen raging fucking shitbags from all walks of life. Are we going to make fun of you, because of all that shit, you better fucking believe it, but the real question here is, are you A Real fucking Man, yes or fucking no? I didn’t say fucking perfect because we’re all fucked up in one way or another, I just said real. Are you fucking giving it your fucking best shot all day, every fucking day and if not, could you please just fucking kill yourself and get the fuck out of the way of those of us who are? “A Real Man always does his best, what’s your fucking excuse?”

And with all that shit, it’s time to attack the NRA, Gun Enthusiasts & The History Channel alike. If I have to have one more fucking discussion with one more ignorant moron with a government sponsored, media headline driven, feelings without fucking logic opinion, i.e. someone who has never fucking shot a firearm, never fucking owned a firearm or never fucking had any friends or family who’ve ever owned and shot firearms, because you guys won’t do your fucking job, I’m gonna fucking snap. Swear to God! Just like the fucking Orlando Massacre video, I didn’t wanna do, I didn’t wanna make this fucking video either and I really wish someone else just could make the shit, someone with a fucking voice, someone with a fucking following, someone with great fuckin’ tits, anyone who could actually get their shit seen by the masses, cuz God knows my ugly ass can’t, but fuck! “A Real Man just wants to enjoy what little time he has on this earth, and you fucking uninformed bags of shit are making it fucking impossible.”

All I ever wanted to fucking do was talk about my own personal fucking stories and keep my God damn opinions to myself, but I’m fucking surrounded by God damn fucking retards who want to take my fucking guns away even though I’ve never done a single fucking thing wrong too them or with any of my fucking guns. I’ve served my country, spent 36 fucking years avoiding fucking felony charges, which wasn’t fucking easy, I got the God damn permit, waited 6 fucking years to calm the fuck down enough to carry fuckin’ guns, renewed my fucking permit at the 5 year mark, passed a fucking background check and waited for and registered every fucking one of them. If all that bullshit weren’t enough, I’ve also spent thousands of fucking dollars and years of my life burnin’ through ammo and range time to become a slightly better than average shooter at best, but a 1000 times more fucking comfortable around guns, using guns and carrying guns than I’d ever been before I ever fucking owned one and I’d fucking suggest your pussy ass do the fucking same. “A Real Man just wants to have an intelligent conversation, with someone that has a fucking clue what the fuck their talking about.”

On top of that, the only 2 times I’ve ever backed my skinny white ass down from a fucking fight are the two times I was carrying a fucking gun, allowing both shitheads that started the fucking altercations in each situation to think they fuckin’ punked me and not learn an extremely valuable fucking lesson about not fucking with random people simply, because I was nice enough to allow them to continue to fucking breathe in spite of the fact that they were double my size, all up in my shit, screamin’, spittin’ and threatening to beat the fuck out of me like bullet proof fucking lunatics. That’s the thing that really sucks the most about being a law abiding gun owner, I know that all the fucking burden and responsibility of any and everyfuckingthing that ever fucking happens in the presence of my firearm is my fucking fault, mostly because I’m fucking white. We couldn’t possibly blame fucking Puerto Rican psycho, piece of shit, Tokyo driftin’ in a fucking Chick Filet parking lot to box my truck in, jumpin’ out and chargin’ me, terrifying my son sitting in the passenger seat, helpless while he watched his daddy get jacked up without fucking retaliating, simply because I honked my fucking horn to back my truck out of a fucking parking space that he just fucking blocked because he was too busy Fakebooking, or the dumbfuck Cuban duo husband and wife team who both ran into my parked fucking truck with their God damn bicycles and then slapped it as if it were its fault that they were riding with their fucking eyes closed. “A Real Man never threatens anyone, but for the love of fucking God, can I please teach these loose cannon fuckwads a lesson?”

All I’ve ever done, my entire fucking life is to speak up for those who can’t or won’t fucking speak up for themselves and my reward for all that personal fucking sacrifice, hostility and hatred is to be shut up and shut down by those same fucking sheep, because they’re unfamiliar with, uncomfortable around or fucking afraid of inanimate fucking objects. Fuck that and fuck you bitches! And do you fucking know why they’re totally ok with taking my fucking guns away as well as my ability to protect them in spite of themselves? Because the God damn NRA, Gun Enthusiasts and The History channel, alike, i.e., someone with a fucking voice, someone with a fucking following, someone with great fuckin’ tits, anyone who could actually get their fucking shit seen isn’t doing their God damn fucking job, they’re being disingenuous and they’re being too fucking polite, mannerly and quite, while the grossly uninformed, ignorant, pussies are at the top of the fucking mountain screaming their cowardly fucking hearts out. “A Real Man always keeps his opinion to himself, unless he’s fucking drowning in pools of estrogen that are putting all our fucking lives at risk.”

I guess maybe at one time or another, it might have made some fucking sense, there was an unwritten law, the majority of Americans had some fucking common sense and we were winning the 2nd amendment battle so there was no fuckin’ reason to tell the fucking truth out load, but that ship has fuckin’ sailed and enough is fucking enough. Let’s cut the shit already. Sheep! Listen the fuck up cuz I’m only gonna say this once and then I’m gonna leave it to you to do your fucking homework, but if you’re not even willing to do that and you prefer to just believe what the fucking government, the media, politicians, the celebrities & activists nut jobs all of whom are fully fucking surrounded and protected by assault rifles, whatever the fuck that means, 24 hours a God damn day, then just step right up into the fucking boxcar and we’ll take your Final Solution you fuckin’ idiot. “A Real Man always believes what powerful, famous, sympathizers have to say, is all agenda driven fucking bullshit.”

Ahh fuck, he’s not talking about boring old history again is he? You bet your fucking ass I am, because it always fucking repeats itself and we have fucking been here before, except this time there’s an open information super highway capable of getting accurate fucking information instead of government propaganda to the masses overnight, without the state run and controlled media getting in the fucking way. Now all we need is some Real Fucking men to do the shit. I’m talking to you NRA, Gun Enthusiast & The History Channel. Until the God damn election, for the love of fucking God could the NRA please stop fucking telling people that assault style guns are used for hunting and shooting sports and that it’s our constitutional right, can Gun Enthusiasts, stop saying exactly what the fuck the NRA says and last but certainly not fucking least, could the History Channel stop fucking showing a billion other fucking distractions and just focus on the God damn elephant in the fucking room, so that the fucking Gun Ban Bandwagoner sheep could just shut the fuck up for a second before we’re all fucking dead? “A Real Man always gets to the point, and never beats around the fucking bush.”

We all fucking know, although I may be the only one fucking saying it, in spite of the fact that I could come up missin’ as a result, that assault style weapons are manufactured and sold en mas for 1 fucking reason and 1 fucking reason only and that fucking reason is to keep our own God damn government, invading governments, regimes and or terrorists in fucking check and no other fucking reason. Sure, you can use them for hunting and sports, if you want to, but I hope to fucking God, training to defend against enemies foreign and domestic are the only fucking thoughts running through your mind while doing so. I know they are for me. But like I always say, I’m just a fuckin’ comedian, what the fuck do I know, but don’t take my word for it, Google the shit. Oh wait, maybe not Google, find some other place that won’t filter your fucking results with namby pamby bullshit . Go to a fucking library and get a God damn book made before the 60’s or something. Wait, wait, wait, that’s too much fucking work. Just fucking bombard the NRA, Gun Enthusiasts and The History Channel alike, with your urgent request since they have deep fucking pockets, endless fucking resources and the most fucking influence, because if they’ve ever had a fucking chance to shine, this is it. They need to beat that fucking message into the God damn ground all day, every fucking day till the election and not fucking stop, not fucking give in & not fucking placate low information half-wits to protect their stupid fucking feelings. Fuck their feelings! “A Real Man always tells the truth, get a fucking gun or die bitch!”

Maybe just maybe, if those 3 groups work together and stand on top of the mountain screaming their huge, hairy fucking nuts off out, maybe, just possibly some of the sheep will finally start fucking asking themselves a question that they’ll absolutely need to find the fucking answer too. What do you mean I need to protect myself against my own government since that fucking thought has most likely never, ever fucking crossed their all too God damn comfortable American life minds? Maybe just fucking maybe, they’ll use their academia prowess do some fucking research, learn some God damn history and discover some really fucked up shit like what happened to the Native Americans that wanted to protect themselves from the American fucking Government or how the American Civil War pitted American families against each other forcing brothers to fucking kill each other or perhaps even accidentally fucking stumble upon the path we’re currently fucking on which is “to conquer a nation, first, disarm its citizens”. “A Real Man always knows history, and makes sure your ignorant fuckin’ ass does too.”

Funny, the same fucking people that are trying to take our guns and ammo are the same fucking people who have purposely fucking poisoned us with shitty fucking, chemically altered foods and toxic fucking medications, purposely dumbed down our fucking children with the most expensive worthless fucking education in the world and are stockpiling God damn pyramids of weapons and munitions for themselves. By endless fucking accounts, Obama is not, nor has he ever fucking been a friend to the United States in spite of the fact that he happens to be the fucking President of it, not my fucking President, but the fucking President nonetheless and I may be just a simple comedian with dirty fuckin’ mouth, but in my jocular fucking opinion, whether he’s actually trying to destroy this country and facilitate fucking terrorists invading it and or taking it over or not, by attempting to fucking disarm us, I would prefer to err on the side of go fuck yourself. “A Real Man always helps everyone he can, except the evil fucking scum fucks who are trying to kill him or render him fucking helpless.”

America is a fucking super power, not a God damn daycare. America is at fucking war. America has to stop fucking listening to moms against this and college safespace faggots against that. Only after you’ve personally had to fight for your fucking life or pick up a God damn weapon to defend it or someone else’s, then and only fucking then you can give a fucking opinion. We’ve been listening to ignorant fucking morons with no God damn hands on fucking experience to justify the endless flow of fucking plasma out of their asses. If you don’t think we can win a war on terror, ask the British. If gun free zones are such a great fucking idea, why don’t fucking gun shows have mass shootings, if you don’t think we’re in a holy war, read about the fucking Crusades, if you don’t think we should stay a Free / Christian / Capitalist nation, based on our fucking track record, go anyfuckingwhere else that’s not that and fucking die there you spineless bucket of jizz, if you think Hitler, Castro, Qaddafi, Stalin, Idi Amin, Mao Tse-tung, Pol Pot, Kim Jong-il, Obama & Hillary have it fuckin’ right, look up how it fucking ended for all of them and God willing will fucking up end for the rest of them. “A Real Man never sits around waiting for more fucking hope or fucking change, he grabs his fucking gear and cranks up some fuckimg Drowing Pool.”

Those that don’t fucking know history, are God damned doomed to fucking repeat it and they also won’t fucking know that that America isn’t a fucking run and hide nation, America is the stand and fucking fight nation and no one is too fucking big or too fucking powerful get taken the fuck out. And to those of you cowards that will run away, know this, if America ever fucking goes down, everywhere fucking else will fall much fucking faster and much fucking worse, so you will have run away like a little bitch for no good God damn reason, not to fucking mention, we’ll remember that shit if you try to come back. Criminals and governments have shit loads of guns and both have proven a billion fucking times over that they don’t give a fuck about our rights or our laws. If Police all over this country are telling us that we need to get fucking armed and defend ourselves, it should fucking tell you something. Tell everyone you fucking can that if the terrorists don’t get us, the government will, especially since it currently appears they’re on the same fucking team. “A Real Man never advocates violence, unless it’s the only fucking option left.”

Your friends might think you’re fucking crazy, some of them might even unfriend you on Fakebook or the retardosphere in general, 18 year old girls with their fuckin’ tits hangin’ out will continue to get a 1000 likes for regurgitating what their liberal arts professors told them which makes everything you’ve ever fucking seen with your own fucking eyes invalid and you’ll be expected to let this shit slide and that shit slide, no matter what the fucking President does, no matter what fucking diarrhea your friends, family and co-workers spew the world over, but you can’t fucking let it slide, don’t fucking do it, the stakes are too fucking high. We’ve been fucking silent for too God damn long and now it’s time to get fucking loud and do something epic. It’s time to take massive fucking action, hell, it may even be time to figure out how to take a fucking day off of work and protest in the fucking millions which can’t be fucking ignored. Don’t unfriend people or unfollow them because they’re stupid, but when they say something ignorant, fucking bury them. Don’t let a fucking thing slide. If they have the right to talk out of their fucking asses, you have the right to put a fucking boot in them. “A Real Man always has manners, until your bleeding fucking heart puts us in a fucked up situation.”

Call the NRA today, email them, blast the fuck out of them on the retardosphere. The same goes for every God damn Gun Enthusiasts you know, know of, or can fuckin’ find, and last but not fuckin’ least, tell The History channel to get off their fucking asses and take a fucking stand. They already have a billion hours of the fucked up shit this governments done to take our freedoms away in the fucking can. Tell them to plaster that shit everywhere, give it away, show it in theaters, do everyfuckingthing possible before we can’t fucking do anything. We all stand to lose America and as A Real Man I’m not gonna fucking sit around and just watch it fucking happen. “A Real Man always does everything he can for his country, what the fuck are you doing for her?”

This is John D. – The ARMed Comic and I’m gonna fuckin’ fight to the death, even if I have to do it alone.
Guns Up Rebels!