Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

“GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” SHITCANS AMERICA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

 

 

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” SHITCANS AMERICA?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-019!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

We need reviews of the Rated ARM Rebellion on SoundCloud and iTunes

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY SHITCANS AMERICA?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?– Of all of the fucking things moving America to the edge of fucking extinction, this isn’t even in the top 1,000,000.  We’ll go over the top 1,000,000 later in the show, but your ass grabbin’ some fuckin’ pussy ain’t it.

 

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKIN’ MACHINE.  Marge Simpson Pussy, Dusty Nuts, Cuff Em’ & Stuff Em’, #FuckHollywood, He man woman haters club, ask me no questions, i’ll tell you no lies, Pleurisy!, Dick Goin’ to sleep Check it out.  Anything new to add?

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Pray like a motherfucker

Tryin’ to Interject Baby J whenever possible

Still fucking working on my “I Blame the fucking parents video”  It’s gonna be fucking epic!

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Nice to my son even though I wanna fucking kill him

 

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Sold more raffle tickets to a shooting competition to benefit disabled vets

Went to largest shooting range in America with VR training

Made my AK look bad in the process

Posted video of what my AK can do

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Walked a lot

Spent 1100 on my mold problem about to spend another 5

Admitted I have an anger problem in public

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Air scrubber for my home A/C to finally kill mold issue

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Thinkin’ about a Smith & Wesson M&P Sport 2 or Colt LE6920 Series

And a shit ton of ammo and SHTF preparations

Basic to advance Pistol, Shotgun & Rifle Black OPS Operator Training

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK

-Guitar tutor unfriended me

-Hate when people are mad at me and act like they ain’t

-Boat salesman driving me fucking crazy

-My son almost got shanked by a nigger

-I made my AK Look Bad

-Client sent me 6 page text message at 11pm

-finally found the fucking mold in my house

-my son got a haircut

-met him at riverwalk

-fucked up real expensive jacket machine washing mold

-decided to not pay off my taxes

-Submitted Resume for Senior Editor at Breitbart

-Why police sometimes shoot unarmed citizens (inteactive video) Can you choose and be 100%? I truly hope this changes the perspective of the ignorant.

-PC is killing our nation. I don’t care what Donald Trump said 11 years ago. It’s doesn’t hold a candle to Hillary Clinton’s entire political history. If that’s all you got media good luck with that.

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LOOK AT ME’S

None

A lot of hot fucking ass though whenever I hang out with the ex

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THIS WEEKS THEME – GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY SHITCANS AMERICA?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Of all of the fucking things moving America to the edge of fucking extinction, this isn’t even in the top 1,000,000.  We’ll go over the top 1,000,000 later in the show, but your ass grabbin’ some fuckin’ pussy ain’t it.

Isis Deals

Race Wars

WWIII

Gun Bans

UN

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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?

Grab em’ by the pussy!

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY –  

Trump Pussy Talk, Outlaw Morgan

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

 

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

-26 days till election

-wikileaks dump

-The View’s Joy Behar apologizes for calling Bill Clinton accusers ‘tramps’

-Trump accused of walking in on teen beauty contestants

-CNN Blackout Over Clintion Blackish Son

-DID PAUL RYAN’S TOP ADVISOR LEAK THE TRUMP TAPE?

GOP establishment plot to sabotage the Donald?

-Liberal Presidential Debate “Moderator” Martha Raddatz Attacks and Interrupts Donald Trump Repeatedly During the Presidential Debate.

-Glenn Beck: Electing Hillary Clinton ‘Is a Moral, Ethical Choice’

-HILLARY IN LEAKED EMAIL: SAUDI ARABIA AND QATAR ARE FUNDING ISIS

Clinton sent the email on August 17, 2014 to Podesta

-HIDDEN CAM: NYC DEMOCRATIC ELECTION COMMISSIONER, “THEY BUS PEOPLE AROUND TO VOTE”

There is a lot of voter fraud

-BUSTED! BILL CLINTON’S FACE WHEN TRUMP BRINGS UP THE RAPE ALLEGATIONS IS PRICELESS

Clinton was visually nervous after Trump mentioned the assaults

-CLINTON SPOKESMAN TO TRUMP: ‘GO FUCK YOURSELF’

Lehrich issued an apology for the tweet

-ONE ON THREE: VIDEO EXPOSES MODERATER BIAS DURING DEBATE

Just as Infowars predicted, the moderators were tag-teaming against Trump.

-Robert Dinero wants to punch trump in the face

-U2 Anti-trump video

-Survived Sheppard Smniths you’re all gonna die and your kids will to hurricane

-Donald and Hillary – I’ve Had The Time of My Life

-Janet Jackson announces pregnant at 50…

-#clownlivesmatter

-Trump Campaign Calls on Hillary to ‘Apologize and Fire’ Staff over ‘Anti-Catholic Bigotry’

-Singer Takes a Knee While Performing National Anthem at NBA Game

-BILL CLINTON: TRUMP’S BASE IS ‘YOUR STANDARD REDNECK’ [VIDEO]

“Look, man the other guy’s base is what I grew up in.”

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WATCH:
Everything from Milo Yiannopoulos

Everything from Paul Joseph Watson

Everything from Outlaw Morgan

LISTEN:
Ragged Old Flag – Johnny Cash

Land Of Confusion – Genesis

Theiron- O Fortuna

READ:
Wiki-Leaks

Anonymous

Every site about corruption

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man would never grab em by the pussy, unless he fucking could.”

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you’re rich and famous and some dumb bimbo is standing in a puddle of her own juices figuring out how to get on your payroll, shouldn’t you grab her by the pussy to make sure she means it?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

 

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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