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OUR GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – OUR GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-012!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

JAMES MADISON – Constitutional Law Expert

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

WHITE DON KING – Producer / Promotions Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert

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YOUNG PUSSER – GENERARTION Z Expert / The bullshit that is this generation, his words not mine

MASSAD AYOOB – Gun Expert

THOMAS HART BENTON – Best Painter

MARK TWAIN – Smartass Expert

P.T. BARNUM – Promotions Expert

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME OUR GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED –  “A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything that you have.”  Gerald Ford / Thomas Jefferson, Career Politicians, Term Limits, The Constitution, Article 5, The Convention Of States, Trump, Political Correctness Destroyed, Secondary News Outlets promoted, Primary news outlets boycotted and sued for deliberate misinformation, retractions and apologies equal air time, I’m moving to Texas

Coming up in just a bit.

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF.  I listed the top 100 things and the guys didn’t have much to add.  This list is on RateARM.com and pretty exhaustive.  I also told the guys a couple of Jesus stories.  Check it out.  Anything new to add?
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 Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Thanked him for my health and all the money I made this week again.  I might actually be up a buck this week.

Talked to a bible thumper about possibly toning it down a bit to get the message through to people like me.

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Killing my son with kindness instead of just killing him

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Still writing script Rated ARM W.A.R. Movie Script

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Started really working on healthy eating this week so I can hopefully stop feeling like shit in short order

150 at Trader Joes attempting to eat healthy

Walked last night

Prison work out hard tonight

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
SAS Survival

New Air Matress

Khaki Tactical Shirt

Tea Kettle

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
At a Movie Short meeting last week a girl just thought we were someone and spent 25 minutes in our presence trying to become part of our crew.  Holy Attention Whore Desperation!

I almost closed a hot girl in a hot red dress at a networking event until he busted boss saved her from me.  Fucking bitch!

I was singled out multiple times at dueling pianos event last Saturday night and then some douche bag paid $20 for me to have to do the little teapot dance and I ruined his fucking parade and made him look like a tool by paying 40 cash not to have to do it.  What I should have done was paid $40 for him to have to do it, but then that would have taken the attention away from me and given it to him.

Ex-Girlfriend hinting around about past memories, like what side of the bed I sleep on, my stamina, you know intimate shit.

Whenever I’m with someone who talks loudly in public and I know people are listening, I say shit to make people worry.  Girl moves away from meeting this morning with buddy that goes to malaria areas without drugs / protection.

Fighting with customers who honestly think they know more about my industry than I do.  They also forget, I email everything to have a paper / who the fuck is lying trail.

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THIS WEEKS THEME – OUR GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED –  “A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything that you have.”  Gerald Ford / Thomas Jefferson.  Career Politicians, Term Limits, The Constitution, Article 5, The Convention Of States, Trump, Political Correctness Destroyed, Secondary News Outlets promoted, Primary news outlets boycotted and sued for deliberate misinformation, retractions and apologies equal air time, I’m moving to Texas

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

Fuckin’ Methuselah:  Someone who knows more that John D. about being A Real Man

I couldn’t harf it up:  How Carl Pusser coughs up a pubic hair

Haint:  A Southern way of saying ghost

TRENDING IN AMERICA

RETARDOSPHERE:

Dr. Drew Pinsky: Physician and TV Host Says He Is ‘Gravely Concerned’ About Hillary Clinton’s Health Care

“We were gravely concerned not just about her health, but her health care,” he said on ‘Midday Live’ after reviewing Clinton’s records. “She’s receiving sort of 1950s level care by our evaluation.”

Rio Robbery

Darren Sharper sentenced to 18 years for sexual assaults

Gawker to shut down next week was sold earlier this week to Univision after a lawsuit from Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel forced the company to declare bankruptcy, has announced it will cease operations after 14 years. Now, current and former staff are sharing their thoughts on the site’s end.

Snopes Lies

Voter fraud

Veterans with honorable to online shop BX

Hillary, I will get the NRA shut down for good, if we can ban handguns we will do it

In little noticed comments, Hillary’s running mate Tim Kaine told a black audience in New Orleans that white people must become a “minority” in order to properly atone for racism and oppression suffered by blacks.

Robert Welch Speech 158 plans to destroy America

Mark Dice “Burn Down White People’s Stuff in the Suburbs” – Milwaukee Rioters Told by Sister of Dead Thug Sylville Smith. CNN Reported she called for an end to the violence! Watch the entire clip here!

Muslims establishing no go zones in USA

People I love:  Trey Gowdy, Mark Dice, Ben Shapiro, Tomi Lahren, Steven Crowder, 

Mark Dice Hillary Supporters Endorse SHARIA LAW in AMERICA!

Wondering if Zika is all it’s cracked up to be? Here’s all the stuff they skipped in Medical School- it’s amazing!

Article 5 Convention Of States

Clinton Foundation 96% of all donations to themselves

The Great Indoors TV Show

So much Hillary nonsense

Trump losing by 100% in all polls despite facebook, twitter, youtube followers etc…

Steven Crowder GunSense Video

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WATCH:
Free State of Jones          Matthew McConaughey

Key and Peel                      Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele

Gladiator                             Gerard Butler

LISTEN:
Harry Chapin      Cats In The Cradle

INXS       Devil Inside

J Geils Band        Love Stinks

READ:
SAS Survival Handbook                                  John Lofty Wiseman

In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks                 Adam Corolla

Why We Suck                                                    Dr. Dennis Leary

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man always obeys the law, right up until his fucking Government stops.”

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you watch the Government grease up its arm before it starts fisting you and do absolutely nothing to stop it, don’t you deserve to never shit right again?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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