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Fuck Hollywood, Fuck The Mainstream Media & Fuck Obama’s Man Hating Government!

 

INTRO:
Welcome Rebels to the – Fuck Hollywood, Fuck The Mainstream Media & Fuck Obama’s Man Hating Government! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-032!  

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, steal my shit, use my my exact point of fucking view, give me no God man credit.  The American Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert – I’m a behaviorist I label people by their behavior.  If you hear a lable on this show you don’t like, rest assured i don’t give a shit because I’m labeling the behavior of motherfucerks that ask for it.

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WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INACCURATE DUE TO THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUBJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA!

Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – Fuck Hollywood, Fuck The Mainstream Media & Fuck Obama’s Man Hating Government! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-032!

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about Hate Crimes Are For White People, Niggers Can Do Whatever The Fuck They Want! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-031

You try to kill my trash cans last week

Shit through a screen door

#ItsAlwaysAnal

#UgaBuggaBugga

#TrumpsMyNigga

Last week crotchety and crotchety pussy types

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.  MAKE IT OK TO BE A REAL MAN IN AMERICA AGAIN FOREVER!

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Some girls tire flew off her car because someone forgot to tighten the lug nuts 2 days earlier when she got a brake job

My son loves the audio bible

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Made a shit ton of money this week – don’t really care

Took my boy for a walk in the mall

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
New Veteran Charity Shirt

Trying to get video made

Tactical company pissing me off, my budddy will do it

Started the morning off with Super liberal lesbian raising her daughter telling me that she sees how hard it is for these dance teachers that want to drive a Mercedes but went to school to become a teacher.   Well that just makes you stupid.

A boys feelings have to be removed in order for him to become a warrior

Tactical Training Tomorrow

RSO training Saturday

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK!
Most of the people in your past will not allow you to become the person of your future

You can’t fight who you are, you’ll lose

Don’t put your faith in me, you’ll be disappointed

WHAT DID YOU BUILD / CREATE / WORK ON THIS WEEK!
I had to fix my fucking mailbox

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK!
RSO Training

Car Repairs

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW!
Rear Window repair parts

Training

Guns

Pussy – trip to thailand

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BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!
Lost another friend, but gained a Rat Fucker in my ceiling, in my walls

Cold as balls

Pallets for my burn barrell

New line of concealment furniture from Sirearms for sale 802Traders.com

AK Monkey – It was at this very moment that they realized they f*cked up

The End Of An Error Countdown!

Outlaw Morgan added a new video: I hate liberals.  How I see liberals… share if you want to fire em up lmao…

This man perfectly sums up how average Americans feel about Trump’s election.

Colt Ford / Brett Meyers Country Bar

Country Pussy

Saw old friends who won’t send me the fucking picture

College Championship took town over

Hialeah singing fucker

Women in the morning

Kid gets $300 tip

The CIA is embedded in Hollywood

Snorestop.com commercial thank you snore stop now I’m back in the bedroom

So I have this fat ugly bitch telling me her dilemma about her man and his drunk friends not wanting to leave the barn she’s a designated driver so fuck this motherfucker she’s gonna leave them and she moves her car shut up bitch luck even have an ounce of fat ugly ass

My DJ buddy, grown ass man, does a Facebook live of him DJ not singing not in a ban not playing instrument he just standing there dancing they Jane and has 593 comments what the fuck

New client fucking impossible to deal with.

Old client imfuckingpossible to set appointment with

I got unfriended by the disrespectful douche from the 3% or group

Ask siri the temperature on a cold day.  Brrr, its cold outside

I was just behind a car in traffic that was so low it had to swerve every time there was a pebble in the road

I’m listening to a Commercial about teaching you how to flip homes and I would rather teach people how to flip someone off and make money

Dunkin’ Donuts telling me I ordered incorrectly or I need to make a point

Jihad car

I’m so sick of the women are bad ass genre

Since when did being gay lesbian oppressed make you fucking retarded?

New Water Pump again

Recently fixed brake re-fucking fixed

My boy emails me almost every day now, something funny, Bulgarian cold

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WHAT MADE HER SNAP THIS WEEK?
Ride to her mechanic

Groceries

Ride to pick up truck

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LOOK AT ME’S?

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THIS WEEKS THEME – Fuck Hollywood, Fuck The Mainstream Media & Fuck Obama’s Man Hating Government! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-032!

Meryl Streep, CNN, Obama

WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
“Your organization’s terrible. … You are fake news.” – Donald J. Trump

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK
God, Baby J & Donald J. Trump 45th President of the United States of America

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
Meryl Streep cries about Trump

Mel Gibson finally shaves his fucking face

Vince Vaugn looks nauseated

Buzzfeed I’m proud to be Transgender video

Dylann Roof sentenced to death

Kellyanne Conway Reacts To Meryl Streep Golden Globe Awards Speech Fox & Friends 1/9/17

Celebrities Call For ‘Total Hollywood Strike’ Until Trump Resigns

140 Police Officers killed in 2016

Markeith Loyd, 41, black male, who is believed to have shot an Orlando Police Officer this morning

The Disgruntled Millennial added a new video: SJW: “Proper English is racist”.

Outlaw Morgan Trigger Alert Black Lives Matter

Barbra Streisand: ‘I Don’t Know How We’re Going to Take Four Years’ of ‘Disgraceful’ Trump

Caitlin Jenner Nude Photo shoot 2017

Key & Peele’s Obama and Luther stopped by The Daily Show last night for one final address.

Mark Wahlberg Tells ‘Out of Touch’ Celebs to Shut Up About Politics

IF FACEBOOK WAS REAL LIFE.

Mocking Every Hollywood Political Lecture Ever

Actresses Unite “StandUpForUs” Humanity For Progress | Celebrities Unite On Trump

The famous Stand Up For Us PSA by Humanity For Progress and MoveOn.org against Donald Trump in

Montel Williams dropped the hammer on the Facebook Live torturers just charged with a hate crime

PEEGATE:  MEDIA AND CIA FALL FOR ‘GOLDEN SHOWER’ HOAX…

The president-elect addressed BuzzFeed as a “failing pile of garbage” and then refused a question from CNN reporter Jim Acosta at his press conference saying, “you are fake news.”   Golden Shower Prostitutes

‘Trump Effect’: The blue-chip CEOs benefiting from his win

Report: Chelsea Manning is on Obama’s ‘short list’ for commutation

Witnesses debate Jeff Sessions’ ability to pursue justice for all

Trump knows Putin

Drudge DDOS Attacks

Air Force loosens tattoo rules, recruiting restrictions…

FIRE AT WATERGATE…

Nasty: McCain Pushed Trump Dossier to Intel Community

LIVE: SECRETARY OF STATE NOMINEE REX TILLERSON TESTIFIES BEFORE SENATE FOREIGN RELATIONS COMMITTEE

Ministry of Truth: Facebook Launches ‘Journalism Project’ to ‘Improve Media’

WATCH: TED CRUZ INCINERATES CORRUPT SENATE DEMOCRATS AT SESSIONS HEARING

TRUMP TAPS ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR. TO HEAD NEW COMMISSION ON VACCINE SAFETY AND SCIENTIFIC INTEGRITY

Maryl Streep hates on Trump world goes crazy

Obama gives his goodbye address will lose his shit

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WATCH:
Hell or High Water – Why ‘Hell Or Highwater’ Is The Most American Film Of 2016

Hardcore Henry 1st person movie with shit i’ve never seen before

Agent 47

LISTEN:
Rodney Atkins, – Take A Bakc Road

Colt Ford – I Answer To No One

Brett Meyers – Yoga Pants

READ:
CivilWar.org

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“Your organization’s terrible. … You are fake news.” – Donald J. Trump

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you’re an entertainer, a liberal news reporter or anyone who voluntarily works for the Obama Administration and paid any fucking attention to the recent election of Donald J. Trump, don’t you think that maybe you should just shut the fuck up?

AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed, Hot Bitches with a God Dammed sense of humor.

WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
Milo / Breitbart / We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and asking that you Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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