Emotions, Legacy - posted on January 7, 2017 by

Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead! Except Me! I Still Don’t Give A Fuck!

 

 

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the –-Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead!  Except Me!  I Still Don’t Give A Fuck! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-030!  

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans steal my shit, use my exact point of fucking view, give me no God man credit.  The American Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

My well-armed in studio militia, or as I like to call them, welcome the Sons of Liberty, ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert – I’m a behaviorist I label people by their behavior.  If you hear a lable on this show you don’t like, rest assured i don’t give a shit because I’m labeling the behavior of motherfucerks that ask for it.

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop by, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show, especially if it’s about us.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE TO THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA!

Now, pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER), what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3, and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, or you just fast forward past the shit if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers, Here’s W.A.R.!

We need reviews of the Rated ARM Rebellion on SoundCloud and iTunes.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were ––Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead!  Except Me!  I Still Don’t Give A Fuck! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-030!

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about Merry Fuckin’ Christmas Bitches!

Trump “We’re gonna start saying Merry Christmas again”

Crotchety & Crotchety episode 1

Young Pusser gets a c in US History

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.  MAKE IT OK TO BE A REAL MAN IN AMERICA AGAIN FOREVER!

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1stAmendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Walked the entire Bass pro shop and finally figured out what I wanted to give my son Christmas.  Jesus!  The Word of Promise: Complete Audio Bible.

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Gave the kid wireless access point.

Had a heart to heart with one of my techs today about how to make more money.

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
BB Gun practice

Vet charity fund raiser on my social media

Trying to get people to take RSO class with me

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK!
Walks, good food, tea, vinegar & most importantly & most importantly solitude

Pair of pants for Christmas & discovered I don’t like the shirts.  Too fucking long.  Like a dress.

WHAT DID YOU BUILD / CREATE / WORK ON THIS WEEK
Pickle jar clean – ammo – gun – improvised explosives buried in my yard

Locker Box Research / pictures / dimensions

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK!
ASSistant wouldn’t let me buy her anything, but she got me this cook book

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW!
Another fucking job

RSO Training

Tactical Training

YOT 94-2486 – Ford Bronco Tailgate Window Regulator

Barrel Scraping Tool for Gun Cleaning and Maintenance

Ballistol Multi-Purpose Oil, Aerosol spray, 6 oz

Unigear Gun Bore Cleaner Snake for Rifle Pisto Shotgun (.22-.223 Cal & 5.56mm)

Millions of hours of boot research

Millions of hours on footlocker research

5.11 ATAC

Danner Acadia

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BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!
All the vaginally infected men on the Glenn Beck radio programs including Glen himslef are constantly talking about crying, seeing something that makes them cry, feeling something that makes them cry, farting out their boyfriends semen and needing to cry. Enough with the fucking crying already you faggots!  When did it become ok for men to constabntly fucking drone on about weeping?  Put on a fucking dress bitch.

The ASSistant is constantly trying to get me to be a fucking woman, have more feelings, be more sympathetic.  Why is it perfectly fucking acceptable for me to feel like a woman, but they don’t have to feel like a man at fucking all.  Wthat right fucking there is what the fuck is wrong with America right fucking now.  You fucking feel!

Finally found a place to get my truck painted, now all i need is some fucking money.

Client told us we were crazy for our prices.  The exact same prices as our last invoices.  I’ll straighten that motherfucker out tomorrow.

Christmas happened, I didn’t buy anyone shit.  I will.  I just didn’t.

Had a very nice, very good Christmas ham dinner with the ASSistant after fighting about her making it.  She made it.

Ordered something for a client that Amazon unordered for me.  WTF?

Ordered Bic Mini’s from Amazon, got Bic Classics!  WTF?

Spent another hour arguing with ASSistant over some stupid ass scroll up scroll down nonsense.  A Real Man never, ever, ever gives a fucking inch to the woman in his life.  Never!

ASSistant steps up her nice game after the no fucking reason on earth fight yesterday, stays at my house till 10pm to help me.  I love her to death, but get the fuck out!

ASSistant took my tennis shoes to get fixed & saved me $100.00.  i dind’t even fucking know that was possible.

No one responds to fucking anything anymore.  Takes 3 to 5 contacts to get a barely useable response.

Finally fucking meeting with credit repair guy tomorrow morning to fight to keep my house or raise my score so I can rent.

Did a shit ton of free DIY consultations this week.  WTF?

My son actually responded to an email I sent him.  Halleluiah

Saw a bunch of old friends over Christmas one of which who used to do my old show and he was fucking great at it.

Lost part 2 of a big job over price.

Got the job back!

My tub is fucking disgusting and still needs to be cleaned.

My son has his first job tomorrow, dog sitting against his mothers wishes.  Hells Yeah!

4 Shits Day.  How about you?  Am I dying?

Dry Packs Silica Gel Desiccant, 40gm – I don’t think this shit is working or turned blue awful God damn quickly.

My buddy named his daughter a boy’s name.  Why?

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LOOK AT ME’S?
I just saw a midget hooker

I just saw a man in a Santa suit driving a red Ferrari

I’m on the Riverwalk and there’s a dude with sleeves and a gold medallion the size of a fucking gold coin around his neck

“Hot Mess” over used networking speech, crowd of robots laughs twice.

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THIS WEEKS THEME – Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead!  Except Me!  I Still Don’t Give A Fuck! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-030!
George Michael in his lovers ass, Carrie Fisher on a plane, Debbie Reynolds from being her mother, Tony Hawk on a half pipe, Keith Richards on a crack pipe.  Just kidding Tony Hawk’s still alive.  Why does anyone give a shit.  Being a singer or an actress doesn’t fucking make you special.  What do you do with your money and fame?  Do you help people?  Anyone other than your tailor to feed your ego?  Fuck these motherfuckers.  Who gives a shit and why? 

George was a good singer, drug addict and cock sucker who probably died of full blown aids.

Carrie Fisher was a second rate actress and a drug addict who probably died of a drug overdose.

They’re dead, they died years ago when they started doing all that shit.

Can we please pay some fucking attention to people actually making some kind of positive change in the world who isn’t a cocksucking drug addict.

WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
You know, when I die, it’ll be the best death ever.  Believe me!

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY / THIS WEEK

Baby J & Donald J. Trump 45th President of the United States of America

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary
#StickySocks

#SmoothSideIn

Kwambe

MushHard

Shit sideways app

#ItsAlwaysAnal

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
A bunch if celebrities died.  So fucking what!  I made fun of all of them.

Carrie Fisher, George Michael, Debbie Reynolds 1 day later

‘I want to be with Carrie’: Last words of Hollywood legend Debbie Reynolds, 84, who died of a suspected stroke, just one day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died of a heart attack

Cinnabon Apologizes for Carrie Fisher Tribute Tweet

Robert Hulseman, inventor of the red Solo cup, has died at 84

CHARLIE SHEEN CALLS ON GOD TO KILL TRUMP

Milo Yiannopoulos snags book deal with Simon & Schuster imprint

Ronda Rousey breaks her silence: Only care about winning this fight.

Amazon awarded patent for flying warehouse

Trey Songz charged with punching police officer during Detroit concert

Obama under pressure to prove Russian interference in election

Obama Strikes Back at Russia for Election Hacking

U.S. issues sanctions against Russia

Syria Truce Brokered as Russia, Turkey Grab Initiative From U.S.

It’s Not Over!

Exclusive: Obama, Palestinians Plotting More UN Action Targeting Israel

Israeli Minister: ‘Obama Is History, We Have Trump’

10 Times That God Has Hit America With A Major Disaster After The U.S. Attempted To Divide The Land Of Israel

Breaking Report: John Kerry Is Working On Another UN Resolution That Would Officially Recognize A Palestinian State

Islamic terrorists are collecting money in Latin America to attack The United States

Trump populism comes to Canada as Conservatives seek leader

On Vacation, Donald Trump Announces 8,000 New Jobs for the United States

TRUMP TWEETS “THANKS DONALD” FOR HIGHEST CONSUMER CONFIDENCE IN 15 YEARS

Rand Paul Is Unhappy About Trump’s ‘Bilderberg’ Cabinet

Soros: Trump is a “Would Be Dictator” Who Threatens the New World Order

Wire: Small Business Owners Upbeat About 2017

Analyst: Microsoft Will Be First Company to Reach $1 Trillion Dollar Valuation

FOX NEWS ENJOYS BEST YEAR EVER AS ESPN SUFFERS TERRIBLY

Facebook Content Creators Fight Back Against Site Censorship as Pages Removed

GERMANY CONSIDERS FINING FACEBOOK $522,000 PER FAKE NEWS ITEM

Ministry of Truth will oversee U.S. media

Garbage trucks will strategically line Times Square to fend off New Year’s Eve terror threats

France raises ‘terror tax’ to support victims of attacks…

VIDEO: TRUMP TOWER EVACUATED OVER SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE

White Communist Professor Advocates White Genocide

DELTA KICKED US OFF THE PLANE FOR SPEAKING ARABIC!

Cells dripped into the brain help man fight deadly cancer

VIDEO: MALL FIGHTS ERUPT ACROSS NATION

Violence and bloodshed in at least 10 states staged

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WATCH:
Full Metal Jacket – ASSistant feels bad for the crazy guy not the instructor trying to keep him from getting his head blown off in war

The great indoors – tv show

The Ranch

LISTEN:
Justin Moore – Guns

Charley Daniels Band – A Few more Rednecks

Lynyrd Skynyrd – God & Guns

READ:

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
A Real Man never dies, before taking down as many assholes as he possibly can.

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you die and weren’t a famous for no fucking reason, selfish, cocksucking drug addict, should anyone on earth give 1 corn filled shit about it?

AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed, Hot Bitches with a God Dammed sense of humor.

WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This is John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and asking that you Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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