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ELECTION 2016 – REAL AMERICANS Vs. WASTES OF FUCKING OXYGEN! Part 1

A Real Man shares what he learned about America, the people and the process.

This presidential election was the craziest vote-casting of my entire lifetime, maybe, perhaps even history.  It was also one of the very few times I’ve ever been on the winning side of any contest, I wasn’t personally competing in, mostly because I’ve always picked the side that resembled something with some common fucking sense, but that America died about 30 years ago.  To be perfectly honest with you, I’m still in shock!  I can’t believe they allowed Trump to win and I really can’t fucking believe Hillary actually conceded, but I also don’t believe, for one God damn second, that it’s over yet, not by a long shot.  I watched and on occasion, even violently participated in fights about the electoral college, the popular vote, the candidates, racism, sexism, bigotry and everything else you can possibly fucking imagine during this election.  I’ve been accused of being every single label and more from my hit single W.A.R. by John D. & The Rated ARM Banned, by people who’ve never even heard of me simply because I pulled the lever for Donald J. Trump, but here’s the thing poeple.  I didn’t vote for the Donald, I didn’t vote for any man and I didn’t vote for the white person.  I voted for an idea, an idea I can believe in, an idea that’s totally irrefutable, an idea that supersedes Trump, the all-knowing, all powerful, all losing I’m With Her, in spite of her, mental fucking defectiveness, I didn’t vote for Limpublicans, Dumbocrats, Libertarians, Rich, Poor, Middle Class, White, Black or other.  I simple voted to switch from “Fundamentally Transforming the United States of America” to “Make America Great Again” and if that’s not something you can get behind as an American, perhaps you should pack your fucking shit and move your retarded ass to whatever third world shithole OFuckFace has been trying to turn her into for the past 8 God damn years.  I’m sorry Barack Hussain, and Hillary insane, but Real Americans just told the both of you and your minions to go fuck yourself via the planets largest God damn megaphone.  Maybe, just maybe it’s not us, maybe it’s you.  No wait, it’s definitely fucking you.  Now kindly Fuck off and die.  We have to go unfuck all your communist fucking bullshit.  “A Real Man Always appreciates what he has, or goes somewhere fucking else.”

I know America ain’t perfect, no bitch is and if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a billion times, but she is the absolute bar none, hands down, without question best there is and not by a little either.  So instead of trying to dismantle her and shit all over everything that ever made her, why not help her out a bit, help improve her, why not show her a little love?  Because you’re a wild fucking animal that’s why, which don’t fare well historically.  You’d rather tear her down, make her the root of all fucking evil the world over for all of mankind and unravel all of her greatness over a couple of years of unsavory days of yore?  History she didn’t fucking invent, she’s not proud of and that she also eradicated faster than any other nation on earth, but you wouldn’t fucking know any of that would you, because you’ve been lackadaisically indoctrinated from womb to tomb with liberal, socialist, new world order, victimhood bullshit from all sides and never once invested the time to actually think for yourself and ask some God damn questions in spite of the fact that all the evidence to the contrary is and has always been completely fucking around you, in the palm of your own hand or in every library of your entire wasted fucking carpe diem.  You’re constantly told that all white people are racist.  Where?  Where the fuck are all these black hating, grand wizard, clan members?  Oh yeah they’re inyou Democratic fucking party, the same batch of assmonkeys that brought you Obama, Hillary, Social Justice Libtards, CNN, Google, China, Whoopie Goldberg, every fucking thing in the universe is Muslim & Allah, but not God!  I’m sorry what country was this?  We’re constantly lectured about never judging a book by its cover, yet every single time there’s a fucking terrorist attack, without exception it’s a God damn towelhead.  Well Radical Islamic Terrorists, I got some bad fucking news for you.  There’s a new sherrif in town and God, Donald Trump, General Mattis & The Deplorable nation are gonna wipe your Internet recruiting, suicide bombing, child fucking, goat raping, women beating, sex enslaving, mass shooting, infidel stabbing and or beheading, pressure cooking, truck driving, kidnapping, acid bathing, “Allahu Akbar” screaming fucking fruit loops off the face of the planetoid, virgin fucking sheep not included!  “A Real Man never denies another their religious beliefs, and he’s even willing to help you meet your fucking maker much sooner than you’d expected!”

Hey Folks, John D. The Armed Comic here and this election was a total fucking shit storm from beginning to what may never be the fucking end.  And seriously, Donald Trump may have won the Presidency, even though it may not fucking feel like it at the moment but, what did this Billionaire businessman in his golden years, on his way to endless God damn golf games and sabbaticals while his children continued to make him even richer really fucking win?  From the way I see it, he fought for a beyond broken country, controlled by a hyper rotten, incomprehensibly corrupt government and utter hatred from the most deranged sector of the population, Hollywood, The Mainstream Media and Obama’s Man Hating Government and all the fucking cucks that support them.  There is hope though, however impossible as it may seem at the moment, because whether President Trump knows it or not, believes it or not or understands it or not, God put him where he is and no force in existence can compete with that holy shit, not Killary, not Akbarma, not a fucking thing and thank God for that!  America, what she truly is, what she truly stands for and whomever truly loves her was put on display for the whole world to see and what the fuck did they see?  They saw “different” parties that all appear to be same steaming pile of colon confetti in Third Reich fucking lockstep against the entire rationalized population at this point.  They also saw 2 truly unique candidates, one evil, angry, corrupt, lifelong politician, lying cunt, and one loud mouthed, Real Man, asshole, business magnate who says whatever the fuck he believes and doesn’t give a shit who likes it or not.  They saw Hollywood, The Mainstream Media, Obama’s Man Hating Government, Black Lives Matter, Gays, Lesbians, Transgenders, Undecided Freaks Of Fucking Nature and every other meaningless minority take to the Internet to support the New World Order, Terrorists Loving, Foreign Donor Sellout, while us hard workin’, truck drivin’, gun totin’ flag wavin’ bible thumpin’ patriotic Real Americans took to sold out arena’s and overwhelmingly bitchslap Killary, Akbarma & both the Democrat and Republican parties or at least they would have if these motherfuckers weren’t completely God damn delusional to begin with.  “A Real Man always votes for the most qualified candidate, in business, not selling the country off to the highest fucking bidders.”

They saw the Mainstream Media, lie, bend, twist, fabricate, distort & manipulate every possible variable to ram Queen Killary down our fucking throats and upon her throne just like they did with Akbarma, or as I like to call him, #NiggaFromNowhere.  They saw social media filter, block, ban, un-trend, unfriend & un-list any and all discussion that might harm her exalted one.  They saw way too fucking interested foreign governments watching minute by minute with baited breath and billions of their dollars on the line every, single distraction, stunt, & lie blow up in her buttass ugly face while every single move her dumbocrap party & imbecilic drone supporters made, got exposed, overcome and mercilessly fucking ridiculed for the whole world to see.  They saw out of touch, narcissistic douchebag celebrities believing their own bullshit, telling us how to think, feel and who to vote for.  And finally, they saw our matriarch of a Man Hating Government since Akbarma herself has never been one, do every God damn thing in her power to keep A Real Man out of the white house, which I still can’t believe wasn’t painted fucking pink or black yet to match #NiggaFromNowheres skirt and pussy lips.  They managed to see all of that while totally missing what was really going on the entire time, because no one that everyone pays any attention to was following any of us who don’t lie, but we knew.  Us Real Americans knew.  Us Real Americans who packed those arenas to see a 70 year old white guy and a flag knew exactly what we were watching unfold before our very eyes, because we’d seen the shit it before and that’s why it was such a fucking shock for everyone else.  This was the first time they’d ever witnessed the most powerful force in the universe step in and make things right no matter how fucking wrong they tried to make it.  What they never saw coming, what they couldn’t see coming, what they may never fully fucking understand or ever admit to is the fact that God himself was the sole architect of this election.  Oh sure, Trump campaigned his nuts off while Killary took naps, ate babies and ordered more hits, but there is no way in fuck Trump could have possibly done all of this without God and although he may not have even believed it himself at the beginning of his campaign, I’m pretty God damn sure he figured it out somewhere along the way.  Time will tell!  “A Real Man never doubts the power of God, to overcome all the motherfucking bullshit you cocksuckers throw his way.”

I tell you what, for a minute there, I seriously thought I was the last American Real Man left on earth until this election cycle.  Turns out everyone else was just too busy workin’ their dicks off to stand the fuck up and say enough is enough already, we’re sick and tired of all your shit!  We’re sick and tired of your 1 party system, you know, the money above everything system.  What are you fucking rappers?  We’re sick and tired of lifelong politicians, especially the ones we voted in telling us what’s wrong with us and how we need to do better.  We’re not the problem assholes, we’re the God damn solution.  You and your elitist, you know what’s best for all of us and our families even better than we do mentality is the fucking problem.  We’re disgusted with your back room deals, selling out our country, the endless fucking nepotism, the fact that there’s no checks and balances anymore, no oversight and no one ever goes to jail for constantly bending us over.  It’s almost as if becoming a politician gets you a lifetime hall pass to whatever the fuck you feel like doing and the shit has got to stop.  Someone has to go to prison, someone has to die, someone has to lose everything and all of it has to happen very fucking publicly, because us Real Americans are gonna make God damn sure it does.  I’m not leaving you out ladies, but most women in my experience are lifelong fucking liberals until they meet a Real American Man and then all of a sudden they understand everything that’s ever been rammed up their sweet juicy asses their entire lives is total fucking horseshit.  Once the curtain falls, its real God damn easy to switch teams.  Not like that.  Not to mention I went to rallies, not those kinda rallies.  I watched, listened and read everything that was disseminated by everyone and knowing what I know about history, Real Men have always taken the lead when America was in trouble and that’s exactly what the fuck they did this election.  They lead and their wives, girlfriends and daughters followed just as God intended it.  You know what, I’ve never once met a woman who wanted to be a fucking leader.  I’ve met a bunch a bitches that had too because there wasn’t one around or because they had a penis, but good news ladies, Trump kicked the fucking door open and for the moment and we’re here so cum get some!  Well, I’ve always been here, but now I’m not alone anymore, so I don’t look so God damn crazy.  I don’t personally know many, but we’re out here.  America’s been given a second chance, maybe its last, but God has been extremely forgiving, so it’s time to show a little God damn appreciation.  Let’s clean this ol girl up so much that no one even remembers Akbarma and all his fuckshittery.   “A Real Man always leads his people to the promise land, by putting God first and not being a flaming God damn bag of shit.”

Real Americans aren’t anything like the Mainstream Media, Hollywood & Social Media make us out to be and don’t really wanna be anything like those cocksuckers.  We don’t worship you, we laugh at you because you’re a fucking joke and always have been.  Oh sure, we’ll watch, listen and read your shit, when we run out of quality product to enjoy or just don’t wanna think, but its only because we’re setting up our next slam on your pathetic fucking existence.  Real Americans aren’t toothless hillbillies screamin’ yee haw, well not all of them, but even if they were, what’s so fucking wrong with that?  Men in blue jeans built this country while men in suits fucking destroyed it.  Real Americans are way smarter than I recently gave them credit for.  I literally thought everyone in America watched the Kardashians, turns out it’s just the liberal, millennial, retards, which by the way is not a fucking path to intelligence.  Clearly!  Real Americans are also way more patriotic than I thought they still were.  Burning a flag or hating America because of its past, doesn’t make you a hero, it makes you a mentally fucking defective coward and if you truly understood anything other than your propaganda degree, you’d know something rather than fucking nothing.  Real Americans are way more Christian than I ever gave them credit for.  I’ve never been an actual Bible thumper per se, but seriously what’s so bad about living your life as someone who believes in something?  What is the downside exactly?  Living your life as someone who believes in nothing makes you an amoral fuck and that’s one of the biggest problems with America at the moment.  No one has any God damn morals anymore.  Being your own God or discarding all of Christianity in spite of its miraculously witnessed evidence is just stupid and narcissistic, but then again, you’re a douche.  Real Americans are way more engaged than I ever thought they’d be again.  Maybe “Just sittin’ here watchin’ the wheels go round and round”, isn’t the fucking answer.  Maybe God only helps those that help themselves.  Maybe sometimes, you have to stand the fuck up and fight to the death and that’s what Real Americans did this election.  “A Real Man never puts himself before God and country, but may have to put your dumb ass in the corner to git r done.”

Wastes of Fucking Oxygen want to take our guns in spite of the fact that they themselves are completely surrounded and protected by them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  “Well, isn’t that special?”  Hey pussies, as it turns out, Real Americans aren’t letting go of their guns anytime soon so suck it bitches.  In fact, we’re buying more guns and getting more training.  Unfortunately for you, with this election, you’ve waken us the fuck up and pissed us off so fucking much while scaring the feculence out of us that we for once are going to copy your playbook and infiltrate every crevasse of media, government & entertainment to even things out a bit, fuck that, overrun the shit!  Thank you for your one and only contribution to mankind!  Oh yeah, 1 more thing.  Since you’ve been so fair and balanced towards us, you can count on the same God damn treatment in return motherfuckers.  You panty waste assholes reminded Real Americans that “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same or one day we we’ll spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.”  God Bless you President Reagan and thank you fuckhead pinko commie bastards!  We needed that shit and since you gave it to us, just wait till you see what the shit we give you in return.  You’re gonna continue to play the feelings game, while we continue to fuck your feelings deep and hard like a small Asian boy in a Turkish prison.  You’re gonna continue to label us, while we print fucking t-shirts of those labels and wear them loud and proud too all your peaceful protests aka, fucking riots.  You’re gonna continue to attempt to weaken us, pussify us & emasculate us, while we only get stronger, cockier and more misogynistic than ever before because it fucking works bitches.  No war has ever been won by running away and you pussy hats started one you can’t possibly fucking win.  You’re only entertainers, talking bubbleheaded puppets & political whores and we’re hardworking, ass busting, jobbers with real God damn problems and bills and no time left for any of your bullshit!  “A Real Man always keeps to himself, unless your bitch ass wakes the sleeping fucking giant.”

Real Americans are fucking warriors, not spineless faggots scared to speak their minds and cringe whenever an inanimate black object is even mentioned in a God damn conversation.  No I won’t shut up and no you can’t fucking have my guns.  You wanna make the world a safer space, why don’t you start by going and fucking yourself, to death if possible!  No country overrun with and infested by a bunch of safety pin wearin’ politically correct flesh tacos is secure.  If you wanna commit fucking suicide and allow your government to dictate whether or not you have the right to defend yourself, leave me the fuck out of it, because my basic human rights don’t come from any man, they come from God and God alone.  Real Americans love, love, love & respect America and all that she stands for and will be perfectly happy defend her with your worthless fucking pulse.  We never quit, never waiver and never fucking compromise our morals, our country and our liberties.  You wanna change your mind whichever way the fucking wind blows, eat a dick.  We have convictions that have stood the test of time and mean something to us and don’t give a fuck about what’s trending.  We aren’t afraid of anyone, not the man, not our neighbors not fucking anybody.  You come fuckin’ with us, you best bring the suit you wanna be buried in asslickers.  We are real and honorable, not these new fakeass, materialistic, narcissistic pricks you’ve been conditioned to idolize.  Throw those aborted carcases in the dumpster and find something worthy of your attention, like your own God damn children, family or friends for fuck sake.  We don’t want a hand out or a hand up, we want you to get the fuck out of our lives.  Contrary to what you communist shit fer brains think, no one has yet to develop a system that works better for all of society than the American Capitalist system.  The documentation is in, try reading it for fuck sake.  No matter how much you worship the Criminal Clinton Syndicate or gargle on Obamas black beaver juice, the fact that neither one of them will ever be as revered as Ronald fucking Regan, will continue to drive you even crazier than you already are for the rest of your delusional fucking lives, at least until Trump trumps Reagan!  “A Real Man never does what’s popular, he does what the fuck works.”

Wastes of Fucking Oxygen call us deplorable, well as you just saw, we consider that a badge of honor coming from Queen Cuntface and all her pointless plebes.  We’re part of something greater than ourselves or her majesties whims and dreams of a new world order where everyone just blindly follows the dictate of a sociopath.  Our silence has emboldened you to think that because we weren’t hangin’ out on the interstates, blocking traffic, looting, rioting or burning our cities to the fucking ground that we didn’t care about America and we’re just gonna continue to let all your anarchic fuckedness slide right on by forever.  Well, surprise, surprise ballsuckers!  You labeled us racist till we not only allowed, but even voted #NiggerFromNoWhere in the Whitehouse who damn near fucking destroyed America with all his anti-Christian, anti-America, anti-fuckingeverything resembling normalcy, pro-freak of God damn nature, pro Muslim, pro-communist monkeyshit all while taking vacation after fucking vacation on our dime, yes, even straight, hardworking, black people’s money and what did we do?  We did exactly what we’ve always done which was to pull up our boot straps and got back to Making America Great Again, you know, all while going to work, doing our jobs, paying our fucking bills & raising our children.  Real Americans love God, guns and freedom and we’ll support anyone that supports America, black, white, male or female, but when you ask us, no, when you fucking expect and demand that we that support some batshit insane, lying ass, murdering, thieving, corrupt to the fucking core, lifelong, evil cunt of a politician, because you said so or to protect your failed fucktard legacy, you must be out yo God damn mind!  We’re hero’s, not whiney little bitches, we’re tough as nails, not fucking crybabies, we don’t ask for more money for unskilled labor, we just acquire better skills.  We’re self-sufficient, not co-dependent or entitled, we know real American history, not that shizen, Hollywood, the Mainstream Media and Obama’s Man Hating Dingleberry government keep try to peddle, we can’t be bought off or bought out to sell away America, because she was built on sacrifice the likes of which have never before been fucking seen or performed by mortal man therefore she is priceless.  And one last thing, we also love Kid fuckin’ Rock and don’t give a felch if you do or not.  “A Real Man always acts like an American, not whatever the fuck your lobotomized ass acts like.”

Real Americans have their feet firmly planted on the ground and live in fucking reality, not the self-serving delusional fantasy WOFO’s do.  They already know or are on the path to learning how to hunt and or grow their own food, love being way out here and don’t miss the big city shitlife 1 bit.  They work their asses off, never believe everything their fucking told, because they actually know fucking history and take the time look shit up and not on Gargle either, but on something, shot, recorded or printed prior to the God damn 1960’s of course since almost everything after that is total fucking sewage.  We also drive big trucks & dress like Americans, not eurotrash, metrosexual faggots, sorry Milo.  Love ya buddy!, but not like that!  We deal in facts and logic, not feelings, headlines and memes.  We aren’t remotely concerned with being liked by the fake fucks of the world, we aren’t liberal, elitist hypocrites to the billionth God damn power and we don’t agree in having to go to work every day to pay our taxes to make it possible for others to fucking protest our white privilege.  Real Americans have always welcomed everyone here as long as they fucking act right.  Trump ain’t from our side of the isle and neither is Kanye, but they’re appear to be trying to help America and right now, the Real America or whatever’s left of her, the one that matters is the happiest it’s been in 8 God damn years.  It’s also the most optimistic it’s been in 12 fucking years, you know why, because we finally have a fucking chance to Make America Great Again!  We don’t blame everyone on earth for our losses, we take fucking responsibility.  Yes, we fucking hate Obama, but some of us, not fucking me of course, voted for his Radical Islamic Terrorists ass, just to appease you twats and not be labeled a racist or a bigot.  What can I say, I’ve been awake longer than most and I’ve never given a single fuck what people thought about me since most people don’t fucking think.  If you don’t know me, you can’t really know me and if you do know me and still don’t like me, then fuck you!  I’m A Real Man and I like me.  What more is there?  Real Americans believe in some fairly standard fucking concepts like 2 genders and the natural / God created / male / female dynamics in a relationship which simply means that the man has the cock and makes all the rules and the woman has a pussy and makes all the food.  If you could just step outside of your modern day feminist bloody stool programming for 5 God damn minutes and think about it instead of fucking feel about it, you’d see that’s exactly how God intended it and how well it worked for fucking ever.  Then you’d be able find A Real Man and act right and actually manage to fucking keep him instead of have him bang your sister.  God luck with all that shit!  “A Real Man never dislikes anyone, except the turncoat scrotal sacks trying to destroy America, fuck those motherfuckers!”

Wastes of Fucking Oxygen want everyone to win, while Real Americans are only interested in 1st fucking place.  That’s because we rarely lose anytime we actually fucking compete, but when we do, its gracefully, because we know if we’d just worked a little fuckn’ harder we could’ve won, unless some assburglar swipes it from us to hand to some fucking loser.  WOFO’s only achieve by lying, cheating and stealing and want everyone else to fix their fucking problems for them, while we’re too busy working to wait around for that shit.  Real Americans are also way more tolerant than the WOFO’s could ever possibly fucking hope to be, because we have a sense of humor and can manage to see the comicality in fucking everything especially losing, because we do it so rarely.  Look, we just want to be left the fuck alone, but won’t hesitate to whip your fuckin’ ass if necessary and we already know you can’t fucking fight, just ask Bikers for Trump if you don’t believe me, so tone down your fucking spew a notch or two, before you get wiped off the God damn atlas.  You screaming looney binner fucks have women afraid to speak their own minds, out of fear of being called racist, or bigots while you keep breaking the laws, just because we won’t unless it’s absolutely necessary, but we’re different than you, we’re better than you and you’re confusing our restraint for fucking weakness when it’s always the ones holding themselves back from fucking your shit down that have the most strength.  We’re also not dumb enough to continue to swallow the endless piles of riah shoveled down our throats by those that wish to divide and control us like you are.  When our lot in American life sucks, we go after our own fucking party and hold these windbags accountable.  When your hand sucks ass, you come after our party as well.  WTF?  You further believe it’s your God damn right to not be offended while you constantly shit all over everything that makes America, the thing giving you all your free shit, great and get all butthurt when we hurl mean feculence at you whenever its warranted, but we could, possibly, eventually, apologize if you’d just change your fucking attitude a bit, but instead, you continue to act like fucking mental patients.  Case in point, to this day, we still want to help racist blacks regardless of what the fuck they think of us, because we understand that they’ve been fucking brainwashed since birth and sincerely hope that our good will and a little historical, factual information will eventually turn you all into Real Americans as well.  Then we can band together and go after the evil pricks that are making us fight each other.  “A Real Man always welcomes differences, but that doesn’t mean he’s not willing to bash your fucking brains in.”

Real Americans acknowledge and accept America’s past for what it is and don’t make any excuses for it, mostly because they weren’t fucking here when all of the horror happened and neither the fuck were you so cut the shit already!  There’s not one good God damn reason to blame anyone alive for America’s very brief, yet shitty history, history that you yourself didn’t fucking experience you whiney, finger pointin’ little bitch!  Blaming everyone alive today is just like blaming little children for being fucking assholes when you should be blaming their useless fuck parents which is exactly what the we do, because we’re sick of the shit.  We’re sick of everything is racism, bigotry, black terrorists lives that don’t fucking matter, LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ, trans this, binary that, shut the fuck up already!  Jesus Christ!  By all means feel free to suck, fuck, lick, stick, Cleveland Steamer, Golden Shower get fucking aids and die from whomever and with whomever the fuck you want.  Real Americans don’t fucking care!  And if you’re thinkin’ for one second that the intellectually disengaged zombies walkin’ around with megaphones pointin’, preachin’ and judgin’ speak for all us Real American’s than you don’t fucking know us at all.  We love America and everything she stands for, but we want her to stay America at all fucking costs and if that means that the freaks of the fucking world have to walk among us, so be it, but stop trying to ram your shit down our throats every minute of the God damn day.  We get it, you’re different, just like everybody else asshole.  Too many people, strong, brave people, the best of us, some of them probably just as fucked up as you are, have freely given their lives to get her here and keep her here and even if that doesn’t mean shit to you, it means everything to us, so show some God damn respect and stop burning the flag dickweed.  Attempting to get your point across by alienating the masses is just fucking dumb.  The same could be said about Rated ARM, but Rated ARM appeals to the masses.  This is the stuff Real Americans think, but would never, ever say, well someone’s gotta  say the shit!  Let’s make a deal, you shove whatever makes you happy up your own fuckin’ ass & we get to go to church and pray for the gerbils.  See, that wasn’t so fuckin’ hard now was it?  We can be reasonable, but only if you are, if not, game on motherfuckers!  “A Real Man never judges anyone, without rippin’ em’ a new one at the same fucking time.”

Wastes of Fucking Oxygen actually believe everything the Mainstream Media has said about the Alt-Right, whatever the fuck that is.  Well when the last time the fucking media has ever been partially right about anything at all, or better yet everything, how bout fuckin’ never?  If you still have the capacity, especially after this election cycle, to believe a single fucking micron coming from the MSM you’re obviously beyond fucking brain dead and need to cyanide extricate yourself immediately.  Real Americans have a great fucking sense of humor, whatever the fuck we’re told the Alt-Right is, not so much!  In this way, they seem more like WOFO’s to me or perhaps something WOFO’s created or exaggerated.  They have a tendency to do that shit!  We’re also told they’re really angry, always serious, give zero fucks about anything except their own agenda & hatefully attack any opposing viewpoints.  God damn this “feels” familiar!  Now here’s where they totally lost me.  They’re also accused of loving America too much and only believe in 1 white, Christian, God and want everything else cleansed, or maybe they were just quoting Will Smith.  You had me right up to those last 2.  I call Bullshit!  This is another WOFO hoax!  It has to be.  See for yourself.  I just went to AltRight.net and I didn’t see 1 fucking thing that I disagreed with.  I also didn’t hear the Horst-Wessel-Lied marching song nor did I feel compelled to hail Hitler at any point, but then again I have fully functioning grey matter at my disposal.  I particularly enjoyed the part about gender roles which is the very God damn foundation of Rated ARM.  There are only 2 things wrong with the world, women and men that fucking act like women.  And while we’re on the subject of women, don’t get it twisted, I fucking love women, all real men love women, as many as fucking possible, women, hot fucking women, not fat, sjw lesbians, pigs.  Those are not fucking women, they’re fucking mutants and their God damn disgusting and even real women agree with me, because they still appreciate Real Americans and Real Men with real standards & values and they also don’t believe it’s a good idea for angry feminist homoerotic cunts to be driving the direction of the women’s movement or running the entire fucking country.  Real women also don’t give clot about the first fucking female or first anything for that matter for a President, just God damn qualified.  I know, I know, we’ve already done it for 8 fucking years, so why stop now?  “A Real Man always believes what the Real Americans believe, not what Wastes Of Fucking Oxygen believe.”

Real Americans believe, America officially began with the Declaration of Independence, followed by the Constitution, followed by the Bill of Rights, especially the 1st and 2nd amendments which pretty much fucking defines everything America and will do whatever’s necessary to protect them both from enemies foreign and domestic and while we’re busy doing all that shit, we’ll most likely relentlessly fucking ridicule anyone who’s opposed to those brilliant masterpieces till the end of fucking time; money, family and friends be damned and do you know why, because if America fails we won’t have any money, family or friends so we aren’t remotely fucking concerned with your feelings.  Fuck your feelings!  Real Americans always speak their minds in spite of your feelings, because our country, our past, present and future, God, Guns & Flag are everything to us and your fucking feelings are nothing.  We never fear the perpetually fucking offended and we’re always able to see the levity in everything including shit that pisses even ourselves off, so most of the crap we talk about you, however harsh it may be, will still be funny as fuck and if you don’t like it, simply stop doing whatever the fuck it is we’re talkin’ about.  Its real God damn easy.  Just like WOFO’s who don’t have any fucking problems openly hating people for their beliefs, Real Americans don’t have any fucking problems openly hating people for their behaviors.  That’s exactly what makes us different, that’s exactly what makes us better, facts plus logic and a sense of fucking humor, you should try using any of them at some point of your miserable existence.  Speakin’ of free speech, you know what else makes me wanna vomit, the term cultural appropriation.  Fuck you!  If you get to hate on wiggers, we get to hate on blolars, a.k.a., black scholars, we just don’t.  If you get to hate on sun tans, we get to hate on bleaching, Beyonce, we just don’t.  If you get to hate on whites in Redface, Burqas, Niqabs, Geishas, Headdress’s, Braids, Cornrows, Yellowface, Blaccents, Bindis, Feathers, Gold fronts, while twerkin’, rappin’, howlin’, poppin’, lockin’, singin’ or talkin’, well then guess what motherfuckers?  Maybe, just maybe, the problem ain’t with us, maybe, perhaps the problem is with yo dumb ass.  “A Real Man never imitates anyone, but if he does, fuck you!”

Wastes of fucking oxygen want to control everything everyone ever fucking does.  They wanna be the thought police, the fashion police & the society police.  Here’s a thought, fuck off and die!  Although I’ll be the first to admit, almost every single example I could find on cultural appropriation in a quick search was done by a woman since most of them are fucking followers.  America, last time I Fucking checked was a free God damn country, which means everyone, including whites can do whatever the fuck they want whether you fucking like it or not as long as it’s not illegal.  And if it bothers you so fucking much that you need to blog, vlog, tweet, or whatever the shit about it, you’re in the wrong fucking country asshole.  Real Americans love to laugh, fuck, we practically invented stand-up comedy.  I know, I know a black guy no one’s ever fucking heard of in Africa invented it like every other thing in our blackwashed history, but that’s not my fucking point.  The point is we relish every single, gory, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, perverted, pornographic, pedophiliac, Halloween costume ever made.  Why?  Because fuck you, that’s why!  Life, real life, not mommy’s basement, safe space, everyone gets a fucking trophy life, is a real fucking pain in the ass, especially for faggots and your only 2 choices are to chortle or put a fucking gun in your mouth, I strongly fucking suggest you do the latter if everything on earth offends you.  We think everything is fucking amusing and open to ridicule so much so that if you did manage to blow your useless brain out and somehow that image went viral, we’d make a fucking costume outta that shit too.  Now that’s fucking funny!  “A Real Man always finds the humor in everything, especially your God damn feelings.”

Real Americans take the 1st Amendment pretty God damn seriously, but not nearly as seriously as they do the 2nd amendment, that shit’ll get you fucking killed as well it should.  Its real fucking simple, Don’t fuck with us and we won’t have to double tap your inept ass.  Don’t tread on me, leave us alone, don’t tell us what the fuck to do and don’t even think about takin’ our guns.  Man has always had the God given, not the government’s inalienable right to protect themselves, whether it be with rocks, sticks, clubs, spears, knives, rifles, pistols, whatever the fuck comes next and that right doesn’t change with time, doesn’t change with technology and it especially doesn’t fucking change because you’re a God damn pussy whose afraid of guns, believe only police need them or that by some miracle, an inanimate object is going to take a fucking life all by itself.  Just how fucking retarded are you?  If you don’t want to own, carry or shoot a firearm, don’t, but don’t you dare for one fucking minute get to thinkin’ that your God damn feelings have any fucking place in my God given rights shaftsitter.  The only thing that stops a bad guy with a rock is a good guy with a gun.  What about that is so God damn difficult to understand?  Why do you call the cops when some asshole’s cuttin’ up?  Why not call a florist fucktard?  Fortunately, thanks to all you Wastes of Fucking Oxygen and your spineless faggot ex-traitor in chief, Real Americans have never been more armed, more trained and more awake to the true evil of the Hollyweird, The Shitstain Media & Obama’s Dingleberry Man Hating Government then they possibly ever could have been without you blubbering colostomy bags.  You couldn’t leave well enough alone could ya, you had to keep pokin’ the fuckin’ snake.  All you’ve managed to accomplish is to piss us off so much so that in retaliation, we elected an NRA Endorsed President to ensure that every single American who is legally eligible to carry a weapon, can!  But what about the bad guys?  Fuck em’!  They shoulda thought about that shit before they did whatever the fuck got them the labeled in the first fucking place.  People, bad fucking people, not God damn guns are the fucking problem.  “A Real Man never owns a gun, he isn’t willing to blow your useless fuckin’ head off with if necessary.”

Wastes of Fucking Oxygen never stop droning on and on and fucking on about banning guns, assault weapons, gun free zones and every other bitch ass variable and most if not all of these terrified fucking fruit cakes has ever even held, let alone fired one.  I’m sorry, if you’ve never even touched a gun or pulled the trigger towards a sheet of fucking paper at least once, then by all means shut the fuck up about it already.  You don’t know what the shit you’re talking about, because if you did, you’d fucking love it, like everyone else that’s ever grown the fuck up, became an adult and crawled out of their diaper and given it a shot.  Guns are less fucking dangerous than doctors, drunk drivers, knives, hammers, drugs, alcohol and abortions combined so if saving lives is truly the goal fucking here, why not start with the most dangerous shit to the least.  Wait!  I know this one!  Because you’re a fucking simpleton that’s why.  You’ve managed to allow your feelings to supersede all facts and logic once again rendering you a lamedick tool hell bent on banning something that will never, ever, ever be fucking banned in this country!  See prohibition.  You might as well ban me from going to fucking Africa while you’re at it.  Same fucking result!  I am never, ever, ever going to that third world shithole, for any fucking reason!  What I mean to say is you’re wasting your fucking time!  Real Americans are armed to the fucking teeth, because they know history, they know exactly what had to happen in order for America to be born and what she had to endure to survive and they also know that America is worth dying and killing for, if not for themselves, then for their children and grandchildren.  They believe every law-abiding citizen should be armed and they also believe they should be trained, because they understand the huge God damn responsibility that comes with the territory.  They believe bad people are bad and kill, have always killed and will continue to fucking kill with or without guns, because they’re not fucking retarded, but apparently you are.  No American outside of the Military has ever been asked, demanded to or forced to own, carry or fire a gun, so stop fucking asking, demanding or attempting to force us not to.  In fact, feel fucking free not to participate in the most basic of God given rights and please for the love of Jehovah, please, please, please fucking shout it out from the rooftops so that some random dirtball takes your ass out and rids the world of 1 more mentally inept fuckhole.  “A Real Man always respects your rights, to die of your own God damn stupidity.”

Real Americans love America which includes the American Flag, you know the thing you keep fucking standing on, writing on, burning, whipping your fucking feet, your big, fat, black fucking asses & putting Akbarmas traitorous God damn face on?  The only way you could possibly be against the American flag is if you don’t know what the fuck it stands for, or more than likely, you’re just fucking Libtarded!  In the case of the first, here you go, so pay some fucking attention!  The 13 stripes represent the original 13 colonies that declared their independence from British rule because the Brits were being fucking pricks at the time.  The colors of these stripes originated from the Sons Of Liberty, America’s original tyrannical revolutionary badasses that were sick and fucking tired of the oppressive, non-represented fucking bullshit, you know like congress.  The Red represents hardiness and valor, something you obviously know fucking nothing about.  The White represents purity & innocence, something Internet porn, Hollywood & Obama’s cocksuckery might have permanently fucked up for all mankind.  The Blue represents vigilance, perseverance & justice, something Real Americans have which is exactly how the shit we slaughtered your bitch asses this past election.  The 50 stars represent the 50 United states, which we will fucking have whether the fuck you like it or not.  America is a majority ruled republic, not a minority ruled democracy hence Fuck you California & Fuck you New York respectively, hence Republicans vs. Democrats, hence, you fucking lost, now stop God damn protesting and get over it already!  If all of that didn’t give you wood, then what about Courage, Liberty, Invasion Warnings, We the people, All men are created equal, The 1st amendment, The Gettysburg address, One nation under God, Ask not what your country can do for you, ya lazy fucking piece of shit, Honor, Veterans & those serving in uniform especially the ones who spilled their own blood, the Spirit of America, Freedom, Liberty, Sacrifice, Preservation, Always see her wave & the land of the free, because of the brave.  Does any of that mean anything to you fuckin’ bitchniggas?  If not, kill yourself, you worthless fucking pile of Communist horsemud!  “A Real Man never disrespects the American flag, but he might very well fuck your shit up if you do.”

Wastes of Fucking Oxygen take a knee during the National Anthem, in spite of the fact that some of the Veterans that literally defended their right to do so, don’t fucking have knees.  Real Americans always stand for the flag, regardless of our past, our present, or whatever the fuck Hollywood, the Mainstream Media and Obama’s Dingleberry Government tells us is dividing us.  We always stand and while we’re up there, we look the fuck around to see if any of the crap being dropped down our windpipes is even remotely fucking true or not.  It’s fucking not and it’s called thinking for yourself.  You should try it sometime.  This country is fucking great, the greatest God Blessed country on all of earth in spite of Akbarma and you should consider yourself one of the luckiest sonofabitches alive not only to be here, but especially to be fucking born here.  You’ve gotten away with way too much shit over the last 8 years, but rest a fuckin’ sured, that era of fucktardedness is over and done with.  The traitor in chief is gone and every single minute of every single day President Trump and the Deplorable Nation are doing everything in their power to erase that fucking nightmare from the history books forever which includes knockin’ you the fuck out for all your bullshit just like back in the day.  Let’s see how fucking tough you are when you start gettin’ cold cocked again!  Some sackless douchebag I know recently said something way too fucking manly to have come out of his cumslurper, but it was God damn brilliant!  “No one’s afraid to get fucking punched in the face anymore.”  Well it’s time to remind all you America hating disrespectful, un appreciate fucking assholes that we’ve had it with all your fucking shit.  It may very well be legal to run your mouth and disrespect the flag at the moment, but the 1st amendment only protects you from the government, not pissed off patriots and we’re fucking done with your nonsense bitches.  “A Real Man always shows respect for another man’s country, if that country’s America, so shut it the fuck down!

Real Americans always allow others to share their opinions, no matter how fucking inarticulate they are.  You can say whatever the fuck you want, just be prepared for endless god damn mockery using facts and logic to re- enlighten your dumb ass back to reality while ramming your fucking feelings back up your stupid shitfilled corholes.  We don’t even care who the fucking messenger is, Black, White, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, male, female, trans, we don’t give a fuck.  Are you sharing facts and logic or are you spewing Liberal fucking regurgitant?  You’re so God damn delusional that you actually managed to convince yourselves that Donald Trump never had a shot at the title in spite of his massive fucking attendance records at every single rally he ever held, day in day out, for 17 months.  And do you know how I know that, because I was fucking there, but good luck trying to look it up.  You’ve revisionist skidmarks even managed to expunge that shit too.  That’s ok, I took personal fucking videos just for that reason.  Even if I wanted Killary to win which I fucking didn’t because I was born with a fully functional thought processor, if the pictures of their rallies were reversed, I would’ve jump off a fucking skyscraper long before the election ever took place.  You perjur so often, you even believe your own bullshizzle and then you’re mortified when your self-inflicted deceptions don’t come to fucking fruition.  I don’t understand what level of underachiever is required to be in total fucking shock and awe when the kernels they sold themselves turn out to be completely God damn askew and I hope to God I never find out.  You WOFO’s think you’re strong, while us Real Americans believe you’re just a bunch of fucking pussies.  You keep making these LeftTard whining, crying and pathetic attempts at witticism videos which are all awful fucking piles of fly infested dung.  And if all that weren’t enough, since Trump won, you now have a problem with every God damn thing imaginable.  Must be nice to not have any fucking responsibilities and be able to spend all your time God damn time mourning in the streets.  Get a fucking job already will ya?  “A Real Man never lies, especially to himfuckingself.”