Legacy, Mission, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKING MACHINE!

 

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKING MACHINE – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-018!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert

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WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  ALL OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BOURBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKIN’ MACHINE – Being successful is no fucking accident, neither is being a fucking failure.  Are you working your nuts off?  Do you have nuts?  Do you keep doing the same fucking shit or do you learn and adjust?  Are you fake enough?  Do you want to be fake?  What matters more, money or freedom?  Are you just telling yourself that because you don’t think you can really get there?  Do you have something that drives you?  What if it changes?

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.  Check it out.  Anything new to add?

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

FUCKING DESTROY HOLLYWOOD, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA & THE MAN HATING GOVERNMENT.

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Still fucking working on my “I Blame the fucking parents video”  It’s gonna be fucking epic!

Tried to drive yoga pants home

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Killed my son with cold hard life

Talked to my ex about lying to me about coming back and volunteering to help me and cancelling to not rest

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Went Skeet shooting with gold Star Dads

Working on my I Blame the fucking parents video suggesting people take responsibility for their fucking kids to straighten out America

I met with a 50-year-old man that has Lou Gehrig’s Disease absolutely and no fucking idea that there was ever a single murder tied to the Clintons ever in the history of mankind.  Tried to train that motherfucker

Firearmslegal.com

Sold a bunch of raffle tickets to a shooting competition to benefit disabled vets

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Walked a lot

Tried like hell to eat right

Became a machine

Re-Motivated myself

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Air scrubber for my home A/C to finally kill mold issue

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Same shit from last 4 fucking weeks

Crossbreed holster

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK

Vinegar mold wash all clothes

Kitchen / trash bugs

My son finally admitted to me he was never going in the military which is probably just another fucking lie

My ex lied to me today as well about taking it easy, went out with friends all day picnic

My vaginally challenged best man lectured on insulting my son and fucking up his self esteem

Unfucking believable free truck battery

Dead bird at my door

Dead lizard getting raped by ant under my door

Moved my son completely out and made him throw away everything he wasn’t taking

Friends 23 year old son killed this week in a boating accident

Had to borrow my neighbors trash can accidentally fucking broke it

My son’s mother came out and asked me what was going on when I dropped him & his shit off.

Double dong rainbow

Meter reader car standing outside his car up the street from my house

Red suv parked down the street at night

Really stepped back from social media

Hillary supporters are fucking retarded

Waited for my ex to help me, she cancelled because she needed rest, ended up partying with her friends all day

The frog that climbed up over my windshield at the skeet shoot

Shotgun plunger

Sore fucking shoulder / migraine

Supposed to go shooting tomorrow

Found a badass bronco at a car lot

New Bronco online

I was asked today what I would do after Hillary gets selected

Navy rating specialty titles petition

Boat sales bullshit

Met slightly gay black man last week / way to the superior man

Met another guy that made it into the Navy as a sleepwalker because he didn’t tell them, his mom called and got him kicked out

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LOOK AT ME’S

There’s a douche behind me with one of those three wheel cars fucking gay

There’s a 50 something-year-old man at Buddy brew with a six-year-old boys haircut and his nuts are hanging out of his shorts

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THIS WEEKS THEME – DON’T BE A MAN, BE A FUCKIN’ MACHINE
Being successful is no fucking accident, neither is being a fucking failure.  Are you working your nuts off?  Do you have nuts?  Do you keep doing the same fucking shit or do you learn and adjust?  Are you fake enough?  Do you want to be fake?  What matters more, money or freedom?  Are you just telling yourself that because you don’t think you can really get there?  Do you have something that drives you?  What if it changes?

My new move around schedule

I sweat my dick off today on a ladder

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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?

You Know?  Trump says Clinton win would threaten religions

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY – Pence, BrabenderCox – Thank you famous actors…for telling us how to vote!,

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

Pixie dust

Body 30

Fuck you matters

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

Pence Debate / 72 Interruptions

ICANN handed over

Trumps Taxes

Fuck hollywood actors

New Bronco

South Park Hillary / Mr. Garret Video

NBC News Low T Men vote for Hillary

Kitty Werthmann is a WW2 Survivor Video / Keep your guns

15 Questions White People Have For BuzzFeed Racists

Top Rated Talk Show Host Michael Savage Pulled Off the Air After Discussing Hillary’s Health

Hillary Seizure

Hurricane mathew

Agriculture Secretary: Stop Wasting Food, Cut Back Portions!

Google Gay

Tim Cook Gay

Wikileaks non-leak

Mr. robot leslie Jones SNL

António Guterres of Portugal (pictured) is now favourite to become the next Secretary-General of the United Nations

NSA government contractor ‘stole classified files’

Rod Temperton: Thriller songwriter dies aged 66

Dems turn on ObamaCare amid premium hikes, Bill Clinton laments …

Why does every TV show display Muslims praying towards Mecca

Why does Mr. Robot show a man butt fucking another man

I go to adobe stock to download an image I need for a social media post and the first thing I see is a guy kissing another guy on the cheek why, why, why fucking why does the smallest fucking minorities of everything have to be jammed up my ass 24 hours a day?

Kim Kardashian robbed at gunpoint in Paris

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WATCH:
Survivors

Red Dawn

Invasion USA

LISTEN:
Country Boy Can Survive

Preppers Will Survive Song

Silent running

READ:
The Ultimate Guide to U.S. Army Survival Skills, Tactics, and Techniques

The Complete Guide to Hunting, Butchering, and Cooking Wild Game

The Doomsday Book of Medicine

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man always feels, like a fucking machine.”

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If you knew the end of the world was coming and you didn’t fucking prepare at all, shouldn’t you be the first to fucking die?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

 

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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