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MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

 

 

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-017!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman.  Gun check!  Everyone strapped tonight?

BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

John D. – Real Man Expert

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WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  SOME OF THE INFORMATION GIVEN ON THIS SHOW MAY BE INNACURATE DUE THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE INABILITY TO FIND FACTS ON ANY SUJECT IN AMERICA TODAY.  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.  FucksVille USA

Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS –

Most celebrities, however talented are spoiled rotten, seriously dysfunctional, narcissistic, drug addict, retards with almost no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Agreeing with them on just about any topic speaks tells us all just how much of a fucking idiot you really are.

Celebrities for Hillary

Celebrities are weighing in on everything

National Anthem protests spread to college football, WNBA

Brad & Angelina Break silence announce divorce and no one give s fuck!

Brad Pitt cancels red carpet appearance, cites ‘family situation’

Madonna followed in Katy Perry’s footsteps by stripping down and commenting on the election

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about STAND UP & FUCKING FIGHT.  Check it out.  Anything new to add?

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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America.  The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Working on my I Blame the fucking parents video recommending people read the bible

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Picked up ex from airport.

Begged her to get her car fixed while she was away.  Her phone broke this morning, no phone, no car, no internet.

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Working on my I Blame the fucking parents video suggesting people take responsibility for their fucking kids to straighten out america

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Nothing at all

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Nada

IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Same shit from last week

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK

James Madison funeral service

Took the vets shooting, got to be a fucking range office

Saw a live Gator 10′

got my son back

roosters in my back yard

5 minute nest job took 8 hours

my schedule gets fucked every single day

Invited to an event, didn’t know where event was, didn’t show no one checked on me

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LOOK AT ME’S

Look at me douche blonde curly top

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THIS WEEKS THEME – MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

Most celebrities, however talented are spoiled rotten, seriously dysfunctional, narcissistic, drug addict, retards with almost no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Agreeing with them on just about any topic speaks tells us all just how much of a fucking idiot you really are.

Celebrities for Hillary

Celebrities are weighing in on everything

National Anthem protests spread to college football, WNBA

Brad & Angelina Break silence announce divorce and no one give s fuck!

Brad Pitt cancels red carpet appearance, cites ‘family situation’

Madonna followed in Katy Perry’s footsteps by stripping down and commenting on the election

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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?

“When she releases her 33,000 e-mails that have been deleted, as soon as she releases her 33,000 e-mails, I will release my tax returns.”

THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY – Donald Trump, F*ck Racism, Go To The Gym, Adam Corolla

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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary

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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:

Information Overload

Trump Vs. Hillary Debate

Lester Holt

Racism not the most pressing issue in America

Keith Lamont Scott – Hands Not Up

Terence Crutcher – Hands Not Up was either murdered or the best set of coincidences I’ve ever seen

NFL

Killer Clowns Lure Kids

Police shootings – El Cajon community outraged after fatal shooting

Wells Fargo

Alt-Right Pepe The Frog Hate Symbol

So many lies, I almost don’t even care what the truth is anymore

I can’t even believe what i see anymore

Cruz Quazi endorses Trump

The House voted 348 to 77 Wednesday to override President Barack Obama’s veto of a bill that allows families of 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia. It marks the first veto overridden during Obama’s eight years in the White House.

trump scandals / still no dead bodies or deleted emails

Obama gets out tells us he was born in Kenya is gay and his wife is his husband and go fuck America

anonymous threatens, start acting mother fuckers

underground bunkers for rich

financial crisis

Globalism

End of times

FBI Cover Up

South Carolina elemnentary School Shooting

get a gun, carry it everywhere, leagal or not

Blackberry stops designing its own phones

Miami’s Zika Search Turns Up Another Virus: Dengue

First-ever baby born with DNA from 3 people

US owes black people reparations for a history of ‘racial terrorism …

Charlotte Riots

Houston Shooting

FBI keeps releaseing Clinton shit

iPhone 7 comes out and no one gives a fuck

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The Waltons

The Wonder Years

Home Improvement

LISTEN:
One Of Us

Man In The Mirror

Cats In The Cradle

READ:
The Bible

Patriots History of the United States

Auto biographies and Biographies

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man never blames anyone, except the fuckeads that deserve it.”– Based on my latest video I Blame The fucking Parents

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If your kids are fucking assholes, might you be a fucking asshole?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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