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To Carry Or Not To Carry, That Is The Question – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY, THAT IS THE QUESTION – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-004!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

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Ban Guns Vs. Ban Crime – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-003!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

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Let It Slide – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – LET IT SLIDE – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-002!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

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A Real Man Never Cheats On His Wife Part 2

Welcome to part 2 of A Real Man never cheats on his wife he invites her to join him.  Now if you didn’t watch part 1, don’t bother fucking watching this video because it won’t be nearly as funny if you don’t know all the chaos that led up to this video.  If you have, good for you, enjoy.  I’m John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this next story has to be seen to be fucking believed.  Unfortunately, I don’t actually have any video footage of the story which is probably a good thing because I’d wear the skin off my cock watching it on loop every day for the rest of my fucking life.  “A Real Man never masturbates, without a woman or women to shoot it on.”

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A Real Man Never Cheats On His Wife

What is it with married, taken women throwing pussy grenades at me like it was a fuckin’ brick through their cheating ex’s windshield?  The only thing I’ve ever seen a woman lob with more tenacity is a fucking wedding bouquet.  You know, the ultimate ha ha bitch, someone loves me and now I have self-worth and you don’t, bragging moment in a women’s life, second only to the over-sized, overpriced, over rated fucking ring and wedding that won’t last past the honeymoon if it last even that fucking long.  “A Real Man always buys his woman a huge rock, to wash his fucking clothes on.”

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W.A.R. – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – W.A.R. – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-001!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and eventually on fucking iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

My job on the show is to be the voice of All Things A Real Man, The One And Only Authority, The End All Be All.  With over a decade of non-fucking-stop scientific research on this one and only subject, plus a shit ton of real life, in the field experience which makes me an expert, plus I’ve written several books on the matter, none of which have been published, but check out RatedARM.com if you wanna get a taste.

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Fuck You – CeeLo Green

“A Real Man never uses foul language, unless that bitch fucking deserved it.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Rated ARM Dictionary

Here is where you’ll find every single word, phrase or insult we accidentally invented or repurposed during the course of a Rated ARM Rebellion show.

Cunstitutional:  Any law specifically written for the sole benefit of women.

Libtard:

Retardosphere:  The entirety of News, Social Media & the General Population at large. 

I Would Risk Aids For Her:  How Mark Twain feels about Taylor Swift.

Constitutional Fart Jokes:  The genre of humor most used on Rated ARM Rebellion

High Brow Topics In A Low Brow Manner:  The style in with Rated ARM Rebellion disseminates information to Low Information Voters.

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