All, Relationships - posted on June 27, 2017 by

Father’s Day – For Those Of Us With Shitbag Dad’s – Happy Survivors Day!

So, father’s day I woke up with absolutely zero fucking desire whatsoever to record a God damn video, then I got online.  Happy father’s day, Happy father’s day, Happy father’s day.  Oh shit, I totally forgot!  And do you wanna know why?  Because my shoulda pulled out sooner was a worthless piece of dog shit who never put anyone or anything before himself, including his own God damn children.  Where the fuck’s that Hallmark card?  I’ll tell you were, it’s right fucking here.  Dad, go fuck yourself!  Dad, eat a dick!  Dad, I fucking hate you!  Ok, ok, maybe that’s a bit strong, especially since it requires giving a shit and if I’ve taught you anything here at Rated ARM, it’s that he who cares most, loses.  My predecessor, who’s already got one foot in the fucking grave and attemptin’ a last-ditch effort to get into heaven at the constant fucking prodding of my equally useless God damn mother doesn’t give a shit, never did and never will.  So the best way to get past something that fucking painful, in my opinion, is to either kill him, although that has some pretty shitty consequences, get a God damn DeLorean, but where the fuck are you gonna find one of those on such short notice or the most feasible of all plans,.give no fucks.  It’s actually a lot easier than movies, songs & books would have you believe and like every other part of being A Real Man, it’s gonna take some fuckin’ training.  “A Real Man always makes a man out of himself, since his useless God damn sperm donor didn’t.”

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Legacy, Mission, Relationships - posted on June 5, 2017 by

America This Week – Coexist – John D. The ARMed Comic

So a lipstick lesbian who can’t fuckin’ coexist with a God damn comedian, can’t coexist with our President and can’t coexist with the general population or her own staff for that matter thinks that we the people need to coexist with fucking suicide bombers?  Ok ya dumb twat, you go first, I’ll watch.  Let me tell ya somethin’ bobbletits.  If you hadn’t shown up with those gigantic fake ass feed bags, pettin’ your pussy, wearing lingerie, surrounded by 10 other hookers gettin’ your box munched and wakin’ up next to a black man, who by all accounts should be royally fuckin’ pissed that his anaconda wasn’t good enough for you, no one would know who the fuck you are so shut your hole.  It’s a God damn travesty that someone who’s famous for simply havin’ a fat rack has a voice in American politics today, but most people, especially your fan base are too fucking dumb, to realize that nothing about you or your fairy tale life qualifies you to lecture us real worlders on anything other than maybe how to blow a record producer, get a boob job and persist to retard the planet with your unfortunate presence in it.

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Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on December 13, 2016 by

White Supremacy, White Privilege, Plus A Lot Of Hard Fucking Work!

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Welcome, Rebels to the – White Supremacy, White Privilege, Plus A Lot Of Hard Fucking Work! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-027! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Finances, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility - posted on November 22, 2016 by

Stealing America! – Why Trump Might Not Make It To The White House.

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Welcome Rebels to the – STEALING AMERICA! – WHY TRUMP MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO THE WHITEHOUSE. – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-024! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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All, Emotions, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility - posted on November 21, 2016 by

A Real Man Always Blames The Fucking Parents For The Kid Being A Fucking Idiot!

What’s with all this blaming the fucking children, blaming the Millennials, blaming Generation Z bullshit when every single fucking thought that’s ever come out of a kids mouth or empty fucking brain came directly from their parents or lack thereof?  What about blaming the God damn parents?  What about some personal fucking responsibility?  What’s up with all this passing the fucking buck nonsense?  Children, for the most part, and I mean like 99.999% of the fucking time, aren’t born insane, transgendered, confused, racist, stupid, pick-your-latest-trending-fucking-label, but as with everything else I say in all my writings, rantings & ravings, don’t fuckin’ believe me, just look the fuck around.  You’ll never, ever, ever see a totally fucked up kid, come out of great set of parents, nor will you ever see a totally awesome kid come out of fucked up set of parents.  Oh sure, you’ll see a fucked up kid come out of some parents, who claim to be fucking perfect in every way shape or form, by the media and the feelings-above-everyfuckingthingelse-my kids-and-I-are-best fucking-friends kindergarten society we now live in, but once your kid overdoses using the 2fucking K a month allowance you gave them for simply wiping their own asses, maybe then you’ll finally be able to see it, but probably fucking not.  Oh sure, every now and again, like .001% of the time, the opposite does happen, however like everything else in the universe, the exception to the rule is so fucking rare, it might as well not fucking exist.  “A Real Man never blames anyone, except the fuckeads that deserve it.”

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on November 12, 2016 by

God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback! We’ve Been Here For Years!

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Welcome Rebels to the –God Bless America! – Don’t Call It A Comeback!, We’ve Been Here For Years! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-023! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your Goddamn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a Goddamn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on November 4, 2016 by

SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready?

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Welcome Rebels to the – SHTF Is Upon Us! – Are You Fucking Ready? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-022!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.  Are you stocked up? Are you in shape? Have you been training? Do you have a plan? Do you have a crew? What the fuck are you gonna do?

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor, Pussy!

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Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 27, 2016 by

“GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” SHITCANS AMERICA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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Welcome Rebels to the – “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” SHITCANS AMERICA?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-019!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on October 8, 2016 by

MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

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Welcome Rebels to the – MOST CELEBRITIES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-017!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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