Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-011!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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A Real Man Drinks And Explains The Pros & Cons

What is it about alcohol that makes life so much more fucking interesting?  And if you don’t think it does, you clearly haven’t drunk / drank / drinken enough or often enough or the right shit or you just suck at it.  Now granted it’s not for everyone and I’ll give you that.  Some people go fuckin’ mental when they drink and maybe they should just pursue other, less dangerous endeavors, like ballet, interior decorating, or changing their tampons or perhaps they should just learn how to fuckin’ drink like A Real Man.  After all, how much of a man can you really be if you can’t even fucking drink?  A Real Man is supposed to be tough, rugged, someone who freely speaks his God damn mind at all fuckin’ times and does whatever the fuck he wants, in spite of what the turd tappin’, cum guzzlin’ pro-faggot, anti-real man, misandrist media machine wants you to believe.  But then you have the other side of the coin, where a man is supposed to be reliable, dependable, honorable and all that other bullshit.  Well guess what?  If bein’ a man were easy, God would have made you a fucking woman, so suck it up princess.  “A Real Man never drinks, with a cock in his ass.”

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Fuck Fake People! – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – FUCK FAKE PEOPLE – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-010!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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A Real Man Deals With Disrespectful Motherfuckers

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Paper tigers, all bark, no bite, all talk, no action, shit talking, lying bitches, that run their fucking mouths, with no intentions of backing up anything they say, yeah I know those cock suckers.  “A Real Man always shows respect, or gets knocked the fuck out.”

You know, just a couple of hundred years ago before we all became civilized, people knew when to shut the fuck up.  They didn’t really have much of a choice because they needed to be part of a society in order to survive, but then we all got electricity, running water and grocery stores, well, all of us in America did anyway, but now everyone has an attorney and thinks they’re a fuckin’ badass.  At least they do until they actually have to deal with a badass and quickly learn otherwise.  “A Real Man always knows his place, or gets fucking put in it.”

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Balls! Why You Can Never Be A Real Man Without Them – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – BALLS!  WHY YOU CAN NEVER BE A REAL MAN WITHOUT THEM – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-009!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-008!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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America Is At War With Itself! – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – AMERICA IS AT WAR WITH ITSELF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-007!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Howard Zinn – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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A Real Man Defines 10 Things Every Boy Should Really Know About Being Men

I didn’t know what to write about today because I prefer to be inspired rather than force myself to do anything because as A Real Man, I want everything I do to matter and be 100% authentic.  So as I was driving my son to school, I asked him, what do you think my next video should be about?  He had nothin’.  I kept askin’ a few more times, in a couple of different ways hopin’ to get anything out of him, but I got dick.  Then I asked, well what would you like to know about, what secrets can I reveal to you, what have you not yet figured out on your own?  Now I don’t know if it’s the fact that I’ve already shared every possible life lesson I can dream of over the course of his life, the fact that I’ve lectured him to the millionth fucking power over such lectures and his fuck ups as well, or he just wasn’t in the mood, but since he didn’t give me shit, I decided to google 10 things every boy should know and of fucking course the number one entry was written by a woman, some blogger Rita Templeton and commented on by 87 of her mostly retarded followers.  What a fucking shock! “A Real Man always reads everything there is to read about being A Real Man, as long as its fucking written by A Real Man.”

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What Would You Do If The Law Didn’t Apply To You? – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE LAW DIDN’T APPLY TO YOU? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-006!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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