Finances, Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Lose Yourself – Eminem

“A Real Man never waits for opportunities, he fucking makes them.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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Legacy, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Dead and Gone – T.I., feat. Justin Timberlake

“A Real Man always learns from his past, and stops being a fucking idiot long enough to take care of his family.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic

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Emotions, Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

No Love – Eminem, Lil’ Wayne

“A Real Man never lets the hate bother him, he uses it as the fuel to fuck you in the ass with.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

I Don’t Want To Be – Gavin DeGraw

“A Real Man always wants to be himself, not what the fuck you’d prefer him to be.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic 

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All, Emotions, Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Fuck Censorship, the Media, YouTube, Twitter, Google, Facebook, Reddit & the Government

Fuck Censorship, fuck the Media, fuck YouTube, fuck Twitter, fuck Google, fuck Facebook, fuck Reddit, fuck our Government, but especially fuck anyone who doesn’t agree a 1000% in our Constitution or anyone else who’s trying to silence the few logical, rational, factual voices left that they don’t fucking agree with simply because they’re being emotional, illogical or just plain fucking stupid. Well excuse the fuck outta me, ya bunch a misinformed, emotions above everything else communist fucks, have you ever fucking heard of the first amendment, you know the very 1st fucking one, what about freedom of speech, ringin’ any fuckin’ bells there Hitler?  “A Real Man never censors anyone, even mindless fucktards should be able to speak their piece.”

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Political Correctness a.k.a. – Shit White People Can’t Say.

Hey America, John D. The ARMed Comic here and once again I find myself making another God damn video I don’t wanna make, on Independence day nonetheless, because unfortunately, we’re all fucking surrounded by headline fueled, factless, fucking retards that don’t know any God damn history and feel the need to trample on every God given right we’ve all ever fucking had since our fore fathers with their collective life experiences, brilliance and unanimous agreement decided to put pen to paper, feeling it absolutely fucking necessary to secure them for every single American in the future, regardless of race, color or creed with an unbendable, unbreakable set of laws, not fucking suggestions, not God damn requests, but fucking laws. No pun intended faggots. The arrogance of these blueblood elitist, charmed life, career politicians and media personalities thinking that they somehow out thought the founding fathers in-spite of not living through the hell they fucking endured is unfuckingbelievable. You fuckers haven’t had an original idea in your entire worthless fucking lives, let alone constructing the best God Damn idea the world has ever seen with the 2 most important propositions to do so at the fucking beginning of our founding documents. “A Real Man always relies on the wisdom of great men who came before him, when he’s not a fucking self-indulgent, arrogant douche.”

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Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Hey NRA, Gun Enthusiast & The History Channel – Let’s Cut The Fucking Shit Already!

Hey Folks, John D. The ARMed Comic here and I hate to say it, but The American people have never been this fucking dumb in all our history, not all of you, just those who managed to make it to let’s say their 30th fucking birthday without knowing a fucking ounce of American history nor have the desire to learn any. “A Real Man always knows history, so he doesn’t have to fucking repeat it.”

Look people, never, ever, ever in the history of mankind has so much fucking information been so God damn readily available yet no one knows shit about anything. I get it, because I watched it fucking happen with my own fucking eyes, because my son can tell you everything you’d ever want to fucking know about the third world shithole that is Africa, a place he’ll never fucking visit, because you know, the government sponsored, public indoctrination system, racism and shit, that neither he nor I or anyone in our fucking families had anything to fucking do with, but if it weren’t for me, and the History channel and Netflix and Hulu and iTunes and this book and that book and history museums, civil war re-enactments, Native American festivals, the state fair, war memorials, air shows, and everyfucking thing else I exposed him to, that would have been the full fucking extent of his entire historical knowledge base. But as Ronald Reagan once said “All great change in America begins at the dinner table.” For those of you that don’t get what the fuck that means, because you’re a useless shitbag, hands off, video game distributin’, movie pimpin’ Ritalin dealer, it means teach your fucking children some shit that matters cuz they ain’t gettin’ the shit in school. “A Real Man always spends quality time with his children, teaching them not to be guilt ridden, totally ignored, pill poppin’ headline vomiting retards.”

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Fun, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

DOIN’ THIS FOR YOU PART 1 – A Real Man Explains How Much Sacrifice It Really Takes To Be A Real Man Father

These collective stories are all about slamming on the breaks to everything in my life, not going to prison for killing every single motherfucker that deserved it & getting my temper under control to raise you, my one and only son right & teach you everything I could possibly think of good or bad.

Havin’ kids is a bitch. It’s like slammin’ the fucking breaks on every hope, dream & aspiration you’ve ever had in your entire life, simultaneously, unless of course you’re like most women and having kids was your only & every hope, dream & aspiration you’ve ever fucking had since the second you came out of the last woman with the exact same original fucking epiphany, but for A Real Man who intends on being fucking present for his child’s childhood, or someone with a sincere desire to accomplish something truly unique, unlike bringing another 18 year contractual obligation into the world, like say, inventing electricity, writing one of the greatest books in the history of mankind or building an empire from scratch, it’s like hitting a fucking brick wall with your face at a 100 miles per hour on a fucking bicycle, which could have easily been avoided entirely by simply tapping the brakes, unlike getting a woman pregnant which unfortunately, there are no brakes for, only propellants and accelerants to the tune of jet fuel and C4 and most rational people would opt out of plowing teeth first into cinder block. Oh sure, you can wear a condom or cum in her mouth, as long as she doesn’t poke a fuckin’ hole in that bitch or spit the contents out through a fucking Krazy Straw, directly into her own gash. She can even be on birth control, if she fuckin’ takes it. She could give you a hand job in a parking lot behind a convenience store on a warm sunny day, just make sure to cut off her fucking hand once she’s done. As far as I know there are only 3 possible ways not to get a girl pregnant in America today. A, never fucking meet her, 2, never, ever let her touch your dick and Charlie, fuck her exclusively in the ass, never allowing her grab your pecker except with the inside of her sphincter, using a condom, spermicide and flushing her out with a God damn fire hose when you’re done and finally, but most importantly get a fucking vasectomy now boy! “A Real Man always uses birth control, by shooting his fucking loads in the back of their throats and watching them fucking swallow it.”

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by



Welcome Rebels to the – OUR GOVERNMENT IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANSED – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-012!  Available right now at & and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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