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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-008!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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What Would You Do If The Law Didn’t Apply To You? – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE LAW DIDN’T APPLY TO YOU? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-006!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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Fun, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man Yells Out “Fuck The Children” & Saves A Rock Concert!

So this past weekend I went to the Busch Gardens food & wine festival.  I’ll say that again.  Food & wine festival, but just to make sure more than elitist wine pricks show up or perhaps to balance out the audience, they also had the once very popular rock band Collective Soul, known for their 90’s mellow and sometimes harder rock.  They aren’t Metallica by any stretch of the imagination, but they aren’t Sarah MacLauchlan either.  I’ll re-iterate for those on you not yet in line with my point, they are a rock band and this is a food and wine festival.  Wine and rock equals and should always equal women screaming, titties out, sign of the horns fingers and no fuckin’ kids.  Now I don’t have a problem with kids per se.  I have at least one of my own that I know about.  What I do have a problem with is people bringing their kids everyfuckingwhere including events they have no business being at and a wine and rock festival is right at the top of the fucking list.  Now to be fair, Busch Gardens is a kid centric theme park and I totally understand why they did what they did, but they shouldn’t have and I’m about to prove it.  “A Real Man never has anything to prove, the corpses laying on the ground say it all.”

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Political Correctness a.k.a. – Shit White People Can’t Say – Rated ARM Rebellion

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Welcome Rebels to the – POLITICAL CORRECTNESS a.k.a. SHIT WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T SAY- IS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-005!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just rmember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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To Carry Or Not To Carry, That Is The Question – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY, THAT IS THE QUESTION – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-004!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

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A Real Man Goes To His First Nickelback Concert

Last night I took my one and only son to see one of the only real man bands still left performing today.  Unfortunately, the faggy, boyband, metro, cum sucker genre has littered the landscape of music and anything resembling manliness has been cast aside like a used condom on a Mexican whorehouse floor.  We went to see Nickelback and I gotta say it was fucking epic!  Those guys blew the roof off the place, the band was air tight, Chad Krouger and the boys sounded so good, I thought I was listening to a record, I mean cd, I mean mp3, I mean I was streaming it.  You know, now that I think about it, each one of those steps forward in technology was about 3 fucking steps backwards in sound quality.  WTF?  “A Real Man always improves things, or leaves them the fuck alone.”

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Ban Guns Vs. Ban Crime – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-003!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

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Let It Slide – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – LET IT SLIDE – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-002!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

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A Real Man Never Cheats On His Wife Part 2

Welcome to part 2 of A Real Man never cheats on his wife he invites her to join him.  Now if you didn’t watch part 1, don’t bother fucking watching this video because it won’t be nearly as funny if you don’t know all the chaos that led up to this video.  If you have, good for you, enjoy.  I’m John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this next story has to be seen to be fucking believed.  Unfortunately, I don’t actually have any video footage of the story which is probably a good thing because I’d wear the skin off my cock watching it on loop every day for the rest of my fucking life.  “A Real Man never masturbates, without a woman or women to shoot it on.”

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