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Fuck Fake People! – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – FUCK FAKE PEOPLE – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-010!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit.  Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!

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A Real Man Deals With Disrespectful Motherfuckers

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Paper tigers, all bark, no bite, all talk, no action, shit talking, lying bitches, that run their fucking mouths, with no intentions of backing up anything they say, yeah I know those cock suckers.  “A Real Man always shows respect, or gets knocked the fuck out.”

You know, just a couple of hundred years ago before we all became civilized, people knew when to shut the fuck up.  They didn’t really have much of a choice because they needed to be part of a society in order to survive, but then we all got electricity, running water and grocery stores, well, all of us in America did anyway, but now everyone has an attorney and thinks they’re a fuckin’ badass.  At least they do until they actually have to deal with a badass and quickly learn otherwise.  “A Real Man always knows his place, or gets fucking put in it.”

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Balls! Why You Can Never Be A Real Man Without Them – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – BALLS!  WHY YOU CAN NEVER BE A REAL MAN WITHOUT THEM – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-009!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-008!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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A Real Man Deals With An Asshole, Doucheface, Way Too Self-Important Customer

So just over a year ago I inherited one of the biggest customers my company has ever had.  One of them.  Basically, I paid some asswipe to refer me to another asswipe, his neighbor and that began a year long hate, hate relationship with both of them against me, and one of the most aggravating years of their entire lives.  When they’re are red flags everywhere, you really should run in the opposite direction, especially if you’re a bitch, but I’m A Real Man and I’m about to teach both these spoiled brat, yuppie cock suckers that street smarts and big harry balls will decimate, diplomas, dockers and douche baggery hands down every day of the week.  Not to mention, if anyone in this arrangement is gonna end up crying, bleeding or dead, it ain’t gonna be me.  “A Real Man is always an excellent problem solver, pray to god you’re not the fucking problem.”

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What Would You Do If The Law Didn’t Apply To You? – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE LAW DIDN’T APPLY TO YOU? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-006!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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Political Correctness a.k.a. – Shit White People Can’t Say – Rated ARM Rebellion

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Welcome Rebels to the – POLITICAL CORRECTNESS a.k.a. SHIT WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T SAY- IS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-005!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just rmember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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A Real Man’s Open Letter To The Florida Highway Patrol & Cops Everywhere

Welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m your host John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this is an open letter to the Florida Highway Patrol and cops everywhere.

So earlier today, while turning east on to main street, in the hood, I was pulled over by the Florida Highway Patrol.  I know it was east because I’m A Real Man.  When I got pulled over, both of them were illegally parked, blocking the entire fucking sidewalk facing forwards and backwards, in donut sharing formation, the way only some prick charged with enforcing the law would do it, talking about all the people they were needlessly molesting today.  Luckily for me, it was my turn. “A Real Man never harasses anyone, he fucks them up!”

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To Carry Or Not To Carry, That Is The Question – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY, THAT IS THE QUESTION – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-004!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

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