All, Legacy - posted on July 14, 2018 by

Happy Independence Day!

Happy birthday ‘Murica!, happy independence day, but whatever you do, don’t fucking call it the 4th of July.

That’s right rebels!  It’s that time of year again where we raise up our flags, fire up our bbq’s and blow shit up to commemorate this God blessed creation otherwise known as the closest thing to utopia you’re ever gonna find on this planet.  Don’t believe me?, go anywhere else and fucking stay there!  ‘Murica is divine, ‘Murica is armed, ‘Murica is protected and all of its only possible because of God, guns & guts which regardless of whatever the fuck you’ve heard by really stupid people, are the majority and we aim to keep it that way.  Get it?  Aim?  Phrasing.  If I could, I’d buy this ol’ girl a giant God damn stripper cake to let you her know just how much she means to me with Jesus in full tactical gear poppin’ out with an AR in each hand!  That and I just happen to like capitalist pole dancer names like Bambi, Candy, Chastity, Charity, Cinnamon or Fantasia.  Whatever happen to normal names like, I’ll blow ya in the parking, give you a hand job behind the dumpster or for and extra fifty, you can stick it in my ass?  “A Real Man always thanks God for everything he’s been provided, and has no qualms whatsoever with droppin’ the motherfuckers that wanna take it all away.”

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All, Mission - posted on July 14, 2018 by

America This Week! – Fake Vs. Real

It seems to me that the whole God damn world has lost its motherfuckin’ mind.  How else do you explain, everything and i do mean every God damn thing being so upside fucking down right now?  White is bad, black is right.  Guns are vicious, but rocks aight.  Nationalism is racist, but in reverse its well deserved.  Homosexuals are normal and the straights are now absurd.  Just looking at woman makes you misogynistic but punching on a man is simply being a feminist.  Perverts fuck their students, but no one cares unless he’s male.  All he needs is 1 received picture and his ass’ll go to jail.  Now don’t get me wrong, no one likes pedophile, but if they’re rich, famous or powerful, that shit’ll never go to trial.  “While you’re busy reading “rules for radicals”, A Real American Man is working his dick off Making America Great Again.”

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All, Legacy - posted on July 14, 2018 by

You Might Not Be A Real Man – DRESS!

For God knows whatever fucking reason, men have been covering themselves more and more like women year after god damn year.  Come to think about it, they’ve been fuckin’ actin’ like them too, which is why i keep having to make these god damn videos instead of spendin’ my days in a beach chair gettin’ random head from toothless skanks in mexico.  If all that weren’t bad enough, apparently, there’s a slew of them out there that now want to be women as well.  Great, why don’t you start by chaining bricks to your fucking ankles, cutting off your dicks and jumping off the highest god damn bridges you can find, allowing yourself to fully appreciate the oppression of the patriarchy, while simultaneously identifying with real penis envy and exercising your god damn right to choose, by taking your own worthless fucking life.  That’s a feminist’s, art piece, movement tri-fecta if i’ve ever heard one.  They’d write movies about that shit!  “If you don’t fucking dress like a real man, you might not be a real man.”

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All, Relationships - posted on June 27, 2017 by

Father’s Day – For Those Of Us With Shitbag Dad’s – Happy Survivors Day!

So, father’s day I woke up with absolutely zero fucking desire whatsoever to record a God damn video, then I got online.  Happy father’s day, Happy father’s day, Happy father’s day.  Oh shit, I totally forgot!  And do you wanna know why?  Because my shoulda pulled out sooner was a worthless piece of dog shit who never put anyone or anything before himself, including his own God damn children.  Where the fuck’s that Hallmark card?  I’ll tell you were, it’s right fucking here.  Dad, go fuck yourself!  Dad, eat a dick!  Dad, I fucking hate you!  Ok, ok, maybe that’s a bit strong, especially since it requires giving a shit and if I’ve taught you anything here at Rated ARM, it’s that he who cares most, loses.  My predecessor, who’s already got one foot in the fucking grave and attemptin’ a last-ditch effort to get into heaven at the constant fucking prodding of my equally useless God damn mother doesn’t give a shit, never did and never will.  So the best way to get past something that fucking painful, in my opinion, is to either kill him, although that has some pretty shitty consequences, get a God damn DeLorean, but where the fuck are you gonna find one of those on such short notice or the most feasible of all plans,.give no fucks.  It’s actually a lot easier than movies, songs & books would have you believe and like every other part of being A Real Man, it’s gonna take some fuckin’ training.  “A Real Man always makes a man out of himself, since his useless God damn sperm donor didn’t.”

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Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on June 27, 2017 by

Democrat Death Spiral – Fuck Em’ While They’re Down!

RAR Intro Music

INTRO:

STAND THE FUCK UP!

National Anthem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqA83gdBwA

Welcome Rebels to the – Democrat Death Spiral – Fuck Em’ While They’re Down! – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-045!

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, Go ahead, steal my shit, use my exact fucking point of view, don’t give me any God damn credit, see if I give a shit.  The American Fuckin’ Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

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Legacy, Mission - posted on June 24, 2017 by

Good Guys Winning, Lunatics Losing, But…

RAR Intro Music

INTRO:

STAND THE FUCK UP!

National Anthem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqA83gdBwA

Welcome Rebels to the – Good Guys Winning, Lunatics Losing, But… – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-044!

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, Go ahead, steal my shit, use my exact fucking point of view, don’t give me any God damn credit, see if I give a shit.  The American Fuckin’ Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

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Mission, Responsibility - posted on June 11, 2017 by

Fuck The Climate, Fuck Comey, Fuck The Leakers, Fuck The Democrats & Fuck The RINO’s

RAR Intro Music

INTRO:

STAND THE FUCK UP!

National Anthem:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqA83gdBwA

Welcome Rebels to the – Fuck the Climate, Fuck Comey & Fuck the Leakers, Fuck the Democrats & Fuck the RINO’s.- Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-043!

RATED ARM REBELLION Is Show Prep Real Americans, Go ahead, steal my shit, use my exact fucking point of view, don’t give me any God damn credit, see if I give a shit.  The American Fuckin’ Way!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

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Legacy, Mission - posted on June 5, 2017 by

America This Week – Cockservatives – John D. The ARMed Comic

I’m finally starting to see a glimmer of hope, that might just keep me from goin’ God damn postal and blowin’ away all these spineless, cocksucker, beta bitches claimin’ to be conservatives, claimin’ to stand for the constitution & claimin’ to believe in capitalism all while, denouncing everything President Trump ever says or does, agreeing with everything #NiggaFromNowhere ever said or did and shitting all over, we the motherfuckin’ people.  According to Dictionary.com, a conservative by definition is supposed to be disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditional ones, and to limit change.  When was the last time you saw an ass stompin sommabitch like that in the Republican party?  Yeah, me either.  You know what I say?  Fuck the RINO’s!  America was founded on the Constitution, a contract guaranteeing God given rights to citizen soldiers to including limiting power to the Federal fucking Government, not a God damn political party and the further we get away from this magnificent document the closer we get to our own fucking extinction.

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Legacy, Mission, Relationships - posted on June 5, 2017 by

America This Week – Coexist – John D. The ARMed Comic

So a lipstick lesbian who can’t fuckin’ coexist with a God damn comedian, can’t coexist with our President and can’t coexist with the general population or her own staff for that matter thinks that we the people need to coexist with fucking suicide bombers?  Ok ya dumb twat, you go first, I’ll watch.  Let me tell ya somethin’ bobbletits.  If you hadn’t shown up with those gigantic fake ass feed bags, pettin’ your pussy, wearing lingerie, surrounded by 10 other hookers gettin’ your box munched and wakin’ up next to a black man, who by all accounts should be royally fuckin’ pissed that his anaconda wasn’t good enough for you, no one would know who the fuck you are so shut your hole.  It’s a God damn travesty that someone who’s famous for simply havin’ a fat rack has a voice in American politics today, but most people, especially your fan base are too fucking dumb, to realize that nothing about you or your fairy tale life qualifies you to lecture us real worlders on anything other than maybe how to blow a record producer, get a boob job and persist to retard the planet with your unfortunate presence in it.

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