Ban Guns Vs. Ban Crime – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty
INTRO:
Welcome Rebels to the – BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-003! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.
I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.
The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103. You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com. If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.
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My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order
JAMES MADISON – Constitutional Law Expert
BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert
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P.T. BARNUM – Promotions Expert
MARK TWAIN – Smartass Expert
WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS! IF YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T FUCKING BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM RADIO SHOW! WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS! AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.
Last Show Review – Free Shit, Feelings, Tree Of Liberty, Let It Slide, Manners, Pissed at My Son, Nothing I Can Fucking Do
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Now pour yourself a drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) as we pour ourselves one or 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned of just fast forward past it, but if you really want to know what rated ARM is all about, I think this song does a fine job of explaining it.
Here’s W.A.R.
As I always say, my son still has to live in this shithole for another 60 years or so, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc.. I’m on it.
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BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME THEME
WHAT I DID TO HELP AMERICA THIS WEEK!
Patriot Fest – Trump in Tampa, No Riots
ORLANDO MASSACRE – A Real Man Explains The Real Problems And The Real Solutions. NSFW
Bunny Hunter – Right on, brother! Agree a thousand percent. So sick of everyone being brainwashed PC pussies!
All Veteran Ranger Up & Article 15 Range 15 Last Night
Room Full Of Rangers
Political Correctness out the fucking window, Blow Up Doll tossed around like a toothless hooker
BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME # 1
Orlando Massacre
BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME # 2
Anti-Gunners, Hillary Next President
BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME # 3
NRA, Cut The Shit Already
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GOALS:
#1 Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #1 Cancer destroying everything America.
#2 Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and out number them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway. Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call ,the starter kit.
#3 Use 1 & 2 & nothing fucking else Guarantee the rest.
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Rated ARM isms:
Cunstitutional
Retardosphere
TRENDING IN AMERICA
FACEBOOK:
Anderson Cooper: Journalist Questions Florida Attorney General Over Her Support of LGBT People
Barack Obama: US President Meets LGBT Nightclub Shooting Survivors, Victims’ Families in Orlando, Fla.
YOUTUBE:
Libs / Media / Anti-Trumps have a fucking field day over Orlando massacre / Gun Ban
Steven Colbert – all facts and logic totally left out doesn’t believe Trump is Muslim
Anderson Cooper: Journalist Questions Florida Attorney General Over Her Support of LGBT People – if you’re not pro gay, your anti gay. Cuts her off constantly
Disney Gator Attack – Mom not at fault
Gretchen Carlson – Gun Ban 11% for 86% against
Trump’s Response to the Orlando Shooting: A Closer Look – Seth Meyers Mad that Trump is banning news agencies (CANNED LAUGHTER)
TWITTER:
John McCain (sort of) blames Obama for rise of ISIS
Meet the Black Guy Nerds of Twitter- pics of black nerds, whatever
WATCH:
Hawaii 5-0 – Every Episode
James Yeager – All Guns Should Be Glocks
Arrow – Every Episode
LISTEN:
Bill Burr – Fucked Up Thoughts
Theory of a Dead Man – The Bitch Came Back
Hinder – Wanna Be Rich
READ:
Fucking History
The Constitution – Bill Of Rights
The 2nd Fucking Amendment
Everything on RatedARM.com
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QUOTES:
“A Real Man always watches the news, when he wants to be fucking lied to.”
LAWS: – from – ORLANDO MASSACRE – A Real Man Explains The Real Problems And The Real Solutions. NSFW
“A Real Man never believes that guns are the problem, it’s the mentally defected bags a shit firing them unopposed that’s the problem.”
“A Real Man never shoots anyone, who isn’t fucking threatening him”.
“A Real Man always likes to keep things simple, you fucking kill people, you fucking die.”
YOU MIGHT NOT BE:
“If you are considered a marksman in a video game and you’ve never fired an actual fucking gun, you might not be A Real Man.”
“If you prefer to play video games, instead of an actual gun, you might not be A Real Man.”
“If you play fucking video games, you might not be A Real Man.”
MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If someone opens fire and you don’t even attempt to retaliate, do you fucking deserve to live?
AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy
TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed
WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.
WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up. If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.
OUTRO:
That’s it for Rated ARM Radio, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself. If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show. This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!
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