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Balls! Why You Can Never Be A Real Man Without Them – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

INTRO:

Welcome Rebels to the – BALLS!  WHY YOU CAN NEVER BE A REAL MAN WITHOUT THEM – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-009!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

CARL PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert

MILENNIAL – PUSSER

John D. – Real Man Expert

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MASSAD AYOOB – Gun Expert

THOMAS HART BENTON – Best Painter

JAMES MADISON – Constitutional Law Expert

MARK TWAIN – Smartass Expert

P.T. BARNUM – Promotions Expert

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The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

WARNING TO GUESTS AND LISTENERS!  IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING FEELINGS AT ALL, DON’T BRING THEM TO THE RATED ARM REBELLION!  WE ONLY WANT LAUGHS, NO GOD DAMN FEELINGS!  AMERICA’S BEEN OPERATING ON FEELINGS SINCE THE LATE 80’S AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE THE FUCK THAT’S GETTING US.

Now pour yourself a drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past it, but if you really want to know what Rated ARM really and truly is all about, I think this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.

Lock and Load motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.

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As I always say, my son still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc…  That’s what I’m here for.

THIS WEEKS THEME – Balls!  Why You Can Never Be A Real Man Without Them – From childhood balls,  like when our car jumped outta gear towards fast traffic, endless fights, military, radio career – you don’t like it fire me, Night club DJ – you don’t like it fire me, Every girlfriend – This is the John D. train, stay on as long as you want or get off at the next fucking exit, makes no difference to me, Wife / Child Big balls while married, no balls after divorce, go fuck yourself after 18, Every employee technician, etc…, My way or no way, Every client, my way or no way

LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF Anything new to add?

Didn’t get a chance to listen or put it up

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 Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:

#1  Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #1 Cancer destroying everything America.

#2  Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway.  Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.

#3  Use 1 & 2 & nothing fucking else Guarantee the rest.

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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!

Ivie had a damsel in distress meltdown today had to help her – she stopped bye today

WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!

Today I helped a 63-year-old man with his 18-year-old daughter and her 25-year-old boyfriend

WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!

I started reading a patriot’s history of the United States by Larry Schweikcart and Michael Allen

Saw Hillary’s America

Set my black Best Man straight about history – Read our texts messages

Finally got my political correctness video up today

Ken Burns Civil War

WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK

Realized my own value as a human and a comedian tech, ex & videos

SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Nada

BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK

Buddy of mine keeps posting fat tatted up bitches online

Nearly shit myself to death

Grocery Store women wear hot body dresses now days and they don’t have hot body to have pouches and guts and it’s fucking disgusting

Just saw an old black woman knocked down a election sign she picked it up through it on the ground I guess she doesn’t like the candidate that’s freedom speech right there

Ken Burns Civil War mentioned on Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll and funded by John D. Foundation

Ex-partner stops by the house in the middle of my nap in announced

Everything mentioned on Hawaii 5-0 Coincidences

Sex, Drugs & Rock & Roll Coincidences

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THIS WEEKS THEME – Balls!  Why You Can Never Be A Real Man Without Them

The only thing in this world that gives orders… is balls.  You got that?  Balls! ~ Scarface

Mailman – I don’t have balls like you, I wish I did

From childhood, gun in my mouth

Car jumping out of gear towards fast traffic

Endless fights – Nigger chocking my sister, his 5 friends, all my fights

Military – you don’t like it kick me out

Radio career – you don’t like it fire me

Night club DJ – you don’t like it fire me

Every girlfriend – This is the John D. train, stay on as long as you want or get off at the next fucking exit, makes no difference to me

Wife / Child Big balls while married, no balls after divorce, go fuck yourself after 18

Every employee technician, etc…, My way or no way

Every client, my way or no way

Whomever has the strongest reality wins

Have to help Tech on a job to do the first thing I told him to do 2 trips ago

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Rated ARM isms:

Cunstitutional, Retardosphere, Keister Carry, Hippies, Erection sets, Dog whistle, Unfuck, Verbal diarrhea, Verbal ejaculation, Hippies, Erection sets, Clitically Correct, Free Market for intellectual ideas, I’m not passive aggressive, I’m active aggressive, Neked, Wingdick, John Jane, Gang Rape of Liberty, American Flag Condom

TRENDING IN AMERICA

REARDOSPHERE:

FEELINGS ABOVE EVERYTHING AT THE DNC

Had to be fake – Had No matter what Michelle Obama says, crowd goes fucking crazy wild

Bernie gets a 10-minute standing O

Everyone in DNC crowd is crying

Sarah Silverman brings Bernie chants back

Bill Clinton love letter to Hillary

Bill Clinton has Parkinson’s

Not a dry panty in the house

DNC did a better job than RNC

This audience is rubbing their pussies while screaming

Trump begging the Russians to release the emails

Stripes we’re mutants speech Anyone remember when America had a sense of humor?

Google Election – Hillary comes up no one gives a shit

Why Are We Killing Each Other? www.FreeHugsProject.TV

This 10-year-old started the “Becuz I Care” initiative to encourage people to treat each other with kindness

Finally! A conversation that makes sense!
WATCH: Rising right-wing star tries to take down Van Jones — but gets taught an epic lesson instead

U.S. Marine Corps added a new video: Marine Boot Camp | Company Inspection.
One Minute of Hell

Hillary The video says it all. “To conquer a nation, you must first disarm its citizens” ~ Adolf Hitler

DNC Delegate Mary Bayer Explains the meaning of ‘Common Sense Gun Legislation”

Fact Check sites lie too… More to come!

As a voracious student of American History my entire life, I can tell you this. Even if you’re 100% certain you are voting for Hillary and you disagree with everything this movie has to say, it will at least provide you with some valuable information you can research yourself if well documented historical facts matter at all to you. If you’re not a big fan of history and you think it’s all just been whitewashed, then just look up the entire voting records of the Entire Democratic Party since day 1. If feelings are the only thing guiding your conscience, just keep watching the news. Move along folks, nothing to see here

Diamond And Silk
Breaking News: Bikers for Hillary are on their way to Philly. Watch out y’all. Here they come.

Good evening.  It’s 6 O’Clock And here’s what we want you to think.

Calling You Out added a new video: Louis Farrakhan on Hillary Clinton.

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WATCH:

LISTEN:

READ:

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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:

“A Real Man always carries, his balls in a wheel barrel.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic 

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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:

If a man has balls and doesn’t use them, is he a man?

AREAS OF LIFE:

Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed

WHAT WE NEED:

While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.

WHO WE NEED TO MEET:

We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up.  If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.

OUTRO:

That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself.  If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show.  This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!

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