Health, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Eat Like a Caveman – Train like a BEAST

“A Real Man never follows trends, the original way of doing almost everything is far better than any of the bullshit that comes out afterwards.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

 

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Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Kid Rock – Only God Knows Why

“A Real Man always talks to God, mostly asking him to help him instead of just fucking thanking him for everything he already has.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Health, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Real World B.E.T. “Target Based” Self Defense

“A Real Man always defends himself, using the easiest fucking techniques possible.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. – The ARMed Comic – Introduces Rated ARM to the world.

What’s up rebels and welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m John D. The Armed Comic and I’m here to entertain you fuckers.  And if you can make it past this one video, our first video, our inaugural video, our manifuckingfesto video, which won’t be fuckin’ easy, then there’s a shit ton of fun in store for you and I don’t mean fat chicks. Seriously, there’s no God damn excuse!  How fucking hard can it be to not fucking do something?  Stop fucking eating entirely and I promise you, you’ll lose the weight Mrs. Piggy!  I’m hoping by the title of this video, you may have already figured out, I won’t be holdin’ shit back, watching what the fuck I say, trying to avoid offending anyone, hurting their God damn feelings, or stepping on their fuckin’ toes, but if you did, I’ve allotted this exact moment in the show for you to quietly grab your shit and get your pansy ass, the fuck outta here.  You’re everything that’s wrong with America, so go! –  now!  Get the fuck out!, we don’t need ya.  “A Real Man always considers everyone around him, and says whatever the fuck he wants anyway.”

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Fun - posted on July 4, 1776 by

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer – George Thorogood

“A Real Man never drinks, unless its fuckin’ boureerbon, scotch or beer.” ~ John D. The ARMed Comic

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Emotions, Fun, Legacy, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Fuck You – CeeLo Green

“A Real Man never uses foul language, unless that bitch fucking deserved it.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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Health, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Convict Conditioning

“A Real Man always exercises like his life depends on it, because it just fucking might.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

Published on Jan 13, 2015

How to exercise and strengthen your back correctly.

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Legacy, Mission - posted on July 4, 1776 by

W.A.R. – White, Armed, Racist, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Perverted, Pornographic, Pedophile, Rapist – John D. & The Rated ARM Banned – Introduce Rated ARM to the world.

He said this, he said that, he’s the bad guy.
Make no fucking mistake people, we are at WAR.
What ever happened to sticks and stones?
Or just knockin’ someone the fuck out?
You’re all just a bunch of pansy ass whiney bitches!

What’s up Rebels
And thanks for listen-in’
Well I’m John D.
And I’m on a fuckin’ miss-ion

If you don’t like what I say
Feel free to scream and shout
But if you don’t like America
Get the fuck out!

Oh you’re still here
Don’t you, step up in my space
Or I’ll take my fuckin’ guns out
And I’ll shoot you, in the face

I always speak my mind
Been beat near death by niggers
My best man was black
But I’m still racist, yeah go figure

I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

Hey faggots (faggots)
Stop actin’ like most women
You want name callin’ stopped, It’s simple
Stop suckin’ cock!

Always do the right thing
Never fuckin’ compromise
Ladies here’s your plan
Serve, Suck & Share A Real Man

I’m wearin’ dark shades yeah
But that’s just cuz, I’m ugly
Starin’ at your titties girl
I know they want to fuck me

Stop actin’ like a bitch
Or I will fix your shit
Don’t think I don’t love women
I wish that I was swimmin’ – in em’ –
(in public, on video of course, but I’m too Goddamn busy
working on Rated ARM at the moment) Yes He Is!

Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

I’ve got huge fuckin’ dreams
Yeah that’s why I’m always workin’
Skippin’ nights out drinkin’
Where eleventeens are twerkin’

God bless you all
that love this song
And Goddamn you all
That won’t sing along

John D. has a plan
GoogleZon for A Man
Rated ARM’ll put out, so much shit
I hope you fuckin’ choke on it
(Choking sound… Like it’s my motherfuckin’ cock jammed down your throats bitches!)

Oh shit man, I forgot to mention
I’m a racist
that really needs the most attention
I’m a racist
Everything else is forgiven
Except a racist
I’m a racist

(Everybody!)
Cuz I am a White Man, I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

(One More Time!) I’m Armed & I’m Racist
Homophobic, Misogynistic Racist
I’m Perverted, A Pornographic Racist
Pedophile & Sometimes, I’m A Rapist

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, “A Real Man never labels people,
he labels pussies, niggers, cock suckers, cunts, creeps, xxx’ers & sex offenders.”

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Health, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Truth About Paleo Diet

“A Real Man always calls things as they are, he doesn’t re-invent faggy, trendy, fucking names to make things cool.” ~ John D. = The ARMed Comic

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