Emotions, Legacy - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man’s Open Letter To The Florida Highway Patrol & Cops Everywhere

Welcome to Rated ARM TV, I’m your host John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this is an open letter to the Florida Highway Patrol and cops everywhere.

So earlier today, while turning east on to main street, in the hood, I was pulled over by the Florida Highway Patrol.  I know it was east because I’m A Real Man.  When I got pulled over, both of them were illegally parked, blocking the entire fucking sidewalk facing forwards and backwards, in donut sharing formation, the way only some prick charged with enforcing the law would do it, talking about all the people they were needlessly molesting today.  Luckily for me, it was my turn. “A Real Man never harasses anyone, he fucks them up!”

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

To Carry Or Not To Carry, That Is The Question – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – TO CARRY OR NOT TO CARRY, THAT IS THE QUESTION – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-004!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

My in studio guests or as I like to call them the Sons of Liberty are in no particular order

BUFORD PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert

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All, Fun - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man Goes To His First Nickelback Concert

Last night I took my one and only son to see one of the only real man bands still left performing today.  Unfortunately, the faggy, boyband, metro, cum sucker genre has littered the landscape of music and anything resembling manliness has been cast aside like a used condom on a Mexican whorehouse floor.  We went to see Nickelback and I gotta say it was fucking epic!  Those guys blew the roof off the place, the band was air tight, Chad Krouger and the boys sounded so good, I thought I was listening to a record, I mean cd, I mean mp3, I mean I was streaming it.  You know, now that I think about it, each one of those steps forward in technology was about 3 fucking steps backwards in sound quality.  WTF?  “A Real Man always improves things, or leaves them the fuck alone.”

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Ban Guns Vs. Ban Crime – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – BAN GUNS vs. BAN CRIME – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-003!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  I’m a fucking comedian, not a fucking therapist.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Let It Slide – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – LET IT SLIDE – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-002!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

The Rated ARM Studios are located at 520 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103.  You can send us a letter, stop bye, or call or email at 267-603-5646 / EmailARealMan@Gmail.com.  If and only if your shit is funny to A Real Man, regardless of what the fuck you have to say, we will play or read it on the show.

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Emotions, Fun, Relationships, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man Never Cheats On His Wife Part 2

Welcome to part 2 of A Real Man never cheats on his wife he invites her to join him.  Now if you didn’t watch part 1, don’t bother fucking watching this video because it won’t be nearly as funny if you don’t know all the chaos that led up to this video.  If you have, good for you, enjoy.  I’m John D. The Rated ARM Comic and this next story has to be seen to be fucking believed.  Unfortunately, I don’t actually have any video footage of the story which is probably a good thing because I’d wear the skin off my cock watching it on loop every day for the rest of my fucking life.  “A Real Man never masturbates, without a woman or women to shoot it on.”

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Relationships, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man Never Cheats On His Wife

What is it with married, taken women throwing pussy grenades at me like it was a fuckin’ brick through their cheating ex’s windshield?  The only thing I’ve ever seen a woman lob with more tenacity is a fucking wedding bouquet.  You know, the ultimate ha ha bitch, someone loves me and now I have self-worth and you don’t, bragging moment in a women’s life, second only to the over-sized, overpriced, over rated fucking ring and wedding that won’t last past the honeymoon if it last even that fucking long.  “A Real Man always buys his woman a huge rock, to wash his fucking clothes on.”

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Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

W.A.R. – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – W.A.R. – Edition of Rated ARM Radio a.k.a. (American Real Man) Episode 1776-001!

Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and eventually on fucking iTunes.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.

My job on the show is to be the voice of All Things A Real Man, The One And Only Authority, The End All Be All.  With over a decade of non-fucking-stop scientific research on this one and only subject, plus a shit ton of real life, in the field experience which makes me an expert, plus I’ve written several books on the matter, none of which have been published, but check out RatedARM.com if you wanna get a taste.

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Legacy, Mission, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Free State of Jones | Official Trailer | STX Entertainment

“A Real Man always fights for what’s right, even if its not white.” ~ John D. – The ARMed Comic

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