Emotions, Finances, Fun, Health, Legacy, Mission, Relationships, Responsibility, Spirituality - posted on July 4, 1776 by

Balls! Why You Can Never Be A Real Man Without Them – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – BALLS!  WHY YOU CAN NEVER BE A REAL MAN WITHOUT THEM – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-009!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-008!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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Relationships, Responsibility - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man Defines The Top 10 Things He Learned From His Father

Alcoholic, Lazy, Selfish, Greedy, Soulless, Prick, yeah that’s my father.

Someone’s always watching, someone’s always keeping score.  It fuckin’ cracks me up that my father, the very person responsible for teaching me that fuckin’ lesson is the one who’ll suffer the most from it, but I guess if he would’ve thought it through, or thought anything through for that matter, he might not have taught me that particular lesson in the first god damn place.  Good thing he didn’t because I never knew while growing up that I would ever feel this way about him since I used to think he was fuckin’ superman, but the older I got, the more I saw, he was always, just a man, a man with a shit ton of flaws who wasn’t remotely interested in fixing any of them.  It used to bother the shit outta me, as a boy, but I grew the fuck up and now I’m eternally grateful for all of them, because they made me the man I’ve become and served as a constant reminder that’s helped me mold the man that I pray to God I am making out of my son every day.  “A Real Man always works on his flaws, even if you’re the fuckin’ flaw.”

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America Is At War With Itself! – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – AMERICA IS AT WAR WITH ITSELF – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-007!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Howard Zinn – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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Legacy, Mission, Relationships - posted on July 4, 1776 by

A Real Man Defines 10 Things Every Boy Should Really Know About Being Men

I didn’t know what to write about today because I prefer to be inspired rather than force myself to do anything because as A Real Man, I want everything I do to matter and be 100% authentic.  So as I was driving my son to school, I asked him, what do you think my next video should be about?  He had nothin’.  I kept askin’ a few more times, in a couple of different ways hopin’ to get anything out of him, but I got dick.  Then I asked, well what would you like to know about, what secrets can I reveal to you, what have you not yet figured out on your own?  Now I don’t know if it’s the fact that I’ve already shared every possible life lesson I can dream of over the course of his life, the fact that I’ve lectured him to the millionth fucking power over such lectures and his fuck ups as well, or he just wasn’t in the mood, but since he didn’t give me shit, I decided to google 10 things every boy should know and of fucking course the number one entry was written by a woman, some blogger Rita Templeton and commented on by 87 of her mostly retarded followers.  What a fucking shock! “A Real Man always reads everything there is to read about being A Real Man, as long as its fucking written by A Real Man.”

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A Real Man Deals With An Asshole, Doucheface, Way Too Self-Important Customer

So just over a year ago I inherited one of the biggest customers my company has ever had.  One of them.  Basically, I paid some asswipe to refer me to another asswipe, his neighbor and that began a year long hate, hate relationship with both of them against me, and one of the most aggravating years of their entire lives.  When they’re are red flags everywhere, you really should run in the opposite direction, especially if you’re a bitch, but I’m A Real Man and I’m about to teach both these spoiled brat, yuppie cock suckers that street smarts and big harry balls will decimate, diplomas, dockers and douche baggery hands down every day of the week.  Not to mention, if anyone in this arrangement is gonna end up crying, bleeding or dead, it ain’t gonna be me.  “A Real Man is always an excellent problem solver, pray to god you’re not the fucking problem.”

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What Would You Do If The Law Didn’t Apply To You? – Rated ARM Rebellion – John D. & The Sons Of Liberty

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Welcome Rebels to the – WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE LAW DIDN’T APPLY TO YOU? – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-006!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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A Real Man Yells Out “Fuck The Children” & Saves A Rock Concert!

So this past weekend I went to the Busch Gardens food & wine festival.  I’ll say that again.  Food & wine festival, but just to make sure more than elitist wine pricks show up or perhaps to balance out the audience, they also had the once very popular rock band Collective Soul, known for their 90’s mellow and sometimes harder rock.  They aren’t Metallica by any stretch of the imagination, but they aren’t Sarah MacLauchlan either.  I’ll re-iterate for those on you not yet in line with my point, they are a rock band and this is a food and wine festival.  Wine and rock equals and should always equal women screaming, titties out, sign of the horns fingers and no fuckin’ kids.  Now I don’t have a problem with kids per se.  I have at least one of my own that I know about.  What I do have a problem with is people bringing their kids everyfuckingwhere including events they have no business being at and a wine and rock festival is right at the top of the fucking list.  Now to be fair, Busch Gardens is a kid centric theme park and I totally understand why they did what they did, but they shouldn’t have and I’m about to prove it.  “A Real Man never has anything to prove, the corpses laying on the ground say it all.”

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Political Correctness a.k.a. – Shit White People Can’t Say – Rated ARM Rebellion

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Welcome Rebels to the – POLITICAL CORRECTNESS a.k.a. SHIT WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T SAY- IS FUCKING RUINING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-005!  Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.

I’m your host John D. the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find.  But just rmember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t care.  Don’t fucking listen.

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