I’m finally starting to see a glimmer of hope, that might just keep me from goin’ God damn postal and blowin’ away all these spineless, cocksucker, beta bitches claimin’ to be conservatives, claimin’ to stand for the constitution & claimin’ to believe in capitalism all while, denouncing everything President Trump ever says or does, agreeing with everything #NiggaFromNowhere ever said or did and shitting all over, we the motherfuckin’ people. According to Dictionary.com, a conservative by definition is supposed to be disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditional ones, and to limit change. When was the last time you saw an ass stompin sommabitch like that in the Republican party? Yeah, me either. You know what I say? Fuck the RINO’s! America was founded on the Constitution, a contract guaranteeing God given rights to citizen soldiers to including limiting power to the Federal fucking Government, not a God damn political party and the further we get away from this magnificent document the closer we get to our own fucking extinction.
Hey Folks, John D. The ARMed Comic here and in this episode of America This Week – Cockservatives, I aim to highlight some badass mofo’s who remember what Real Americans are supposed to act like and name the most notable enemies of the conservative movement who were kind enough to highlight their own heresy in full cuck pride fashion this last election cycle for all the world to witness and for those of you too fucking busy changin’ baby diapers, cooking dinner and sleeping on the God damn couch in spite of having been born with male genitalia. Think Glenn Beck, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Megyn Kelly, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Sheppard Smith &Ted Cruz. Yeah I know. Now ask yourself if you’re a fan of theirs. If you answered yes, kill yourself. If you answered no, please kill someone you know who would’ve answered yes. Now that you know who to hate, let me tell you who to love, i.e. true fuckin’ patriots willing to risk everything to save America. Think Ann Coulter, Bill O’Reilly, James Mattis, Matt Drudge, Milo Yiannopoulos, Mike Pence, President Trump, Scott Baio, Sean Hannity, Stacey Dash, Toby Keith & Trey Gowdy.
But wait there’s more! This past week alone, I saw the unprecedented return of blood engorged hairy fucking balls in America once again, well outside of my own of course and I gotta say it was a good day! That’s right bitches, I witnessed some ol’ school, shit talkin’, throw down, American muscle the likes of which this country was founded on and hasn’t seen in almost 40 fucking years and the best part is, it scared the holy fuckin’ shit outta the limp wristed, bespeckled, libtards. I saw Congressman Clay Higgins begin a TV commercial by puttin’ 3 rounds through an AR, callin’ on us true grit patriots to rise up and send a strong message to the socialists that Americans would rather die on our feet then live on our knees. Jesus Christ!, I just about came in my pants!
Then there was Greg Gianforte body slamming some whiney bitch, faggot reporter and braking his glasses for being another asshole presstitute or so I’m guessing. Unless a video turns up, the truth never will. Shit even then! General James Mattis got asked by Face The Nation, what keeps him awake at night. I shit you not. Mad dog didn’t even blink a fuckin’ eye and said. “Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.” Matt Rinaldi called ICE on illegals disrupting the Texas state house. President Trump pushed the Prime Minister of Montenegro out the way for a photo op with NATO. Sean Hannity kept his fuckin’ job, USAA returned as a sponsor after nationwide backlash & the Pentagon successfully tested an ICBM interceptor to scare the dog shit outta the canine munchin’ N. Koreans.
The point here people, I believe Real Americans have finally fucking had enough of the lunatic, lefty, bedwetter, bullshit and are fully prepared to start face stompin’ these globalism gurgling, bootlickers back to the nambla, abortion, scat parties they came from. And that my friends is exactly how the fuck you win the fight for America, by fucking fighting. All you wait and seer, peace loving, too God damn polite for your own fucking good Christian cuckservatives are fucking everything up for all of us. You’ll have plenty of time to be nice when the commie, fuckhead, demoncrats, a.k.a. your butt buddies are all dead, locked up or move the fuck to Canada. If you don’t straighten the fuck out, you’ll be right there with them you fucking bitches. We are in a Civil God damn War and most of you are standing idly by, placating these moonbat, neo-cockfag, Obamaites instead of callin’ them out, rustlin’ their God damn feathers and throwin’ gasoline on all the shit that pisses them the fuck off. Listen, and understand! Those Moveon.orgers are out there! They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop… ever, until you are dead! Unless, we kill them first.
Attention cucks everywhere! We are fucking done with your horseshit. The silent majority won the God damn election, gave you plenty of fucking time to lick your wounds, change your tampons and get all your fuckin’ crocodile tears out of your system and now demand that you get behind the constitution, the policies and the man that we voted for or fucking else! Attention all Real Americans! I implore you to relentlessly, without exception and as publicly as fucking possible start calling out all cucks, whomever, whenever, wherever and bring their fucking cuckery to the forefront of American conversation, at work, at home and even at play. You can rest when America is back! It’s gonna be a minute. I implore you to boycott all corporations that choose anything other than Real Americans first and last but not least, I implore you to permanently vote out all the spineless, two faced, career politician scumbags that are destroying this great land of ours.
This is John D. The ARMed Comic and I’ll take a cockservative over a cuckservative every God damn day of the week. Get some cock back in your stride and start knocking some teeth out with that motherfucker. You see a cuck, set em’ off! Make em’ lose their fucking shit! Make em’ cross the line, then take them the fuck out! If you feel the same, don’t forget to like, comment, tag, share and blast everyone you fucking know!
I mean it God damn it!
Guns up Rebels!