9-11 WAS THE 1ST FUCKING CHAPTER OF HILLARY’S AMERICA
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Welcome Rebels to the – 9-11 WAS THE 1ST FUCKING CHAPTER OF HILLARY’S AMERICA – Edition of Rated ARM Rebellion Episode 1776-015! Available right now at RatedARM.com & Soundcloud.com/RatedARM and on iTunes under Rated ARM Rebellion.
I’m your host John D. – The ARMed Comic & America’s answer to Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks & Saul Alinsky – Fuck Them All! – the realist fuckin’ American Real Man you’re ever gonna find. But just remember, I’m a fucking comedian, not your God damn therapist, so if you don’t like what you hear, fuck off, I don’t give a shit. Don’t fucking listen & go get a God damn sense of humor Pussy!
My well armed in studio militia or as I like to call them welcome the Sons of Liberty ladies and gentleman. Gun check! Everyone strapped tonight?
BUFORD T. PUSSER – Prison / Prisoners Expert
CARL Deez Nutz PUSSER – Blue Collar Expert
YOUNG PUSSER – GENERARTION Z Expert / The bullshit that is this generation, his words not mine
John D. – Real Man Expert
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Now pour yourself A Real Man drink (BORBON, SCOTCH, BEER) what have you, as we pour ourselves one or all 3 and listen to the official intro music for the show, the 1st hit single from my band, John D. & The Rated ARM Banned or you just fast forward past the shit, if you’ve already heard it a billion times, but if you really and truly want to understand exactly what Rated ARM is all about, this song alone does a perfect job of explaining it.
Lock and Load Motherfuckers Here’s W.A.R.
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As I always say, my son, God rest his brain still has to live in this shithole for the rest of his life, so anything I can do to lighten his load, his children’s load, their children’s load etc… That’s what I’m here for.
TODAY’S THEME or THE BALL TICKLER as it were – 9-11 WAS THE 1ST FUCKING CHAPTER OF HILLARY’S AMERICA – America is on a cliff that started a long time ago, maybe even before 9-11, but 9-11 pushed the agenda further and faster than anything else possibly could. 9-11 was an inside job. People are still suffering as a result. I can’t fucking believe I feel this way now. All coming up in just a bit.
LAST SHOW REVIEW – Can you fucking remember anything about OK, I VOTED, NOW WHAT?. . Check it out. Anything new to add?
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Rated ARM Rebellion GOALS:
#1 Use the 1st Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT FUNNY JOKES to absolutely obliterate Political Correctness, the #2 Cancer destroying everything America. The #1 thing is Women and Men that act like Women, but the 1st Amendment a.k.a. the right and ability to say Go Fuck Yourself is the first weapon of that war.
#2 Use the 2nd Amendment in the form of NOTHING BUT PRO GUN JOKES & OPEN / CONCEALED CARRY EDUCATION to re-iterate to our audience that at least 33% of Americans are gun owners and while only .65% are military and .6 are law enforcement which means we out gun and outnumber them to a ridiculous level, not to mention, most of them would never, ever take up arms against Americans anyway. Every American should own at least 3 guns or what I like to call, the starter kit.
#3 Use 1 & 2 everyfuckingthingelse we can think of to Guarantee the Constitution remains in tact at all fucking times.
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WHAT I DID FOR GOD THIS WEEK!
Nothin’ really – my house mold issue is killing me
WHAT I DID FOR FAMILY THIS WEEK!
Every single fucking time I go out of my way to help someone, I get fucked in the ass somehow. Went to jumpstart ex’s car today, had my Ray-Ban eyeglasses hanging from my shirt, pulled of seatbelt, flew in street
WHAT I DID FOR COUNTRY THIS WEEK!
Got in a full day argument on Facebook with some left wing nut job in one of my networking circles that angrily shut down another friends first amendment rights and no matter how much I kept coming back and he just kept coming back
Changed my profile pic to me in camo BDUs
Also made a meme of me in my camo BTUs promising to help defend anyone online that I personally know that as being online election bullied
WHAT I DID FOR MYSELF THIS WEEK
Saw a single blonde woman walking in a fucked up neighborhood last night and thought about helping her and then realized all of the ways in which I would go to jail and opted out
Reached out to 10 new referrals, no responses whatsoever
SHIT I ORDERED THIS WEEK
Nada
IN MY CART RIGHT NOW
Same shit from last week
BEST / WORST THINGS I PERSONALLY WITNESSED OR HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK
So much news we are missing everything
Went driving around after category one hurricane passed through town to look for alligators and water damage
Got in a three-day argument on Facebook over the zone leader of a 3% or group I was trying to join because I wouldn’t friend request him because I couldn’t because his and her friend tab was great out and he kept trying to tell me how to use Facebook
Every year on my weekend of my birthday my house has a mold explosion in the air conditioner, this year was no different.
Went to churches chicken last night to try to get some dinner and they were blasting I don’t give a fuck on the radio
I had to sleep at my ex-girlfriend’s house while I ozonator at my house
Got a shit ton of birthday wishes today
I miss my god damn birthday fireworks
Spilled an entire bottle of Johnny Walker red label checking for the source to the mold in my attic
Spilled half a shot glass of whiskey walking down the hallway
Had a meeting with a smoking hot 23 year old with an ass to kill for
Had a new tech back up my main tech who’s wait for it, out of town for 2 fucking weeks.
Every time I eat healthy for any length of time, whenever I eat poorly, i shit myself to death
Everyone took a fucking vacation except me god damnit
Transporting my rifle and range bag
There was a maroon expedition or explore sitting outside my house for a long time tonight. I don’t know what it means if anything at all but if something happens to me, my neighbor should have video of it with his DVR system
I’m sure it’s nothing but just in case. I’m at your house tonight so I should be safe I’ll let you know as soon as I wake up
Just gave myself a migraine putting on a mold tainted jacket
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LOOK AT ME I’M A DOUCHEBAG
Maybe just 1 thing – I saw girl today on the Riverwalk with a fully tattooed neck and throat
I’m at the Apple store and there’s a guy that works with green gauged ears rainbow soft leather wristbands a black ski care and he looks like a fat Steven Crowder
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THIS WEEKS THEME – 9-11 WAS THE 1ST FUCKING CHAPTER OF HILLARY’S AMERICA
9/11’s New Victims: Cancer And Other Diseases Linked To Terrorist Attack Claim More Lives
Rescue me
Top Conspiracy Theories
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WHAT WOULD TRUMP SAY?
You know, Hillary only keeps hacking because of all the Huma Abedin pussy hairs in her throat.
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THE PEOPLE I LOVE THE MOST TODAY – Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte – Obama Son Of A Whore
John Tortorella USA World Cup Head Coach
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Rated ARM isms: – Rated ARM Dictionary
Anal Print
Jew Steaks: When your friend BBQ’s steak, but does not invite you.
Cocks&Glocks.com:
Glock Ring:
ManONaise:
Zika Spider:
Nut Talk With Deez Nutz:
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TRENDING IN AMERICA – RETARDOSPHERE:
Hillary Clinton Started To Cough Violently In Cleveland, Ohio
It was a rough holiday weekend for the President, who endured attacks on his mother’s honor and was forced to use the service stairs to exit Air Force One in China.
#HACKINGHILLARY AGAIN! This Time Coughing Fit Is On Her New Plane
Hockey Coach John Tortorella weighed in on athletes choosing to sit during the playing of the national anthem
In Laos, Obama Repeatedly Calls Americans ‘Lazy’
PHOTO: Barack Obama sheds wedding ring in Laos
Obama DID meet with foul-mouthed Filipino leader after he apologized for calling U.S. president a ‘son of a bitch’
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.
Ferguson Protest Leader Darren Seals Found Dead in Vehicle
“SHUT IT DOWN!”: REUTERS ORDERS CAMERAMAN TO KILL POSITIVE TRUMP FOOTAGE
BLACK TEEN ASSAULTS 5-YEAR-OLD GIRL, SCHOOL DEFENDS IT AS NORMAL BEHAVIOR
Watch: Gary Johnson Gets Triggered Over Term ‘Illegal Immigrant’
WORLD LEADERS DISRESPECT OBAMA
TRUMP: “PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE DON’T SMASH PHONES WITH HAMMERS”
HILLARY ADMITS UPPING MED ‘LOAD’ TO COMBAT COUGHING FITS
#NotWithHer? Hillary Clinton Losing to Trump in Latest CNN Poll…
National poll finds Trump, Clinton locked in virtual tie
Paperless voting could fuel ‘rigged’ election claims
Amid Democratic fears of hackers and Trump’s warnings about ‘cheating,’ some key states still rely on electronic voting machines that lack a paper trail.
Kaepernick Controversy Prompts Security Concerns For 49ERS Games; Police Union Threatens To Boycott…
Defense Secretary Warns Russia to Stay Out of U.S. Elections
Obama Nominates Possible First Muslim-American Judge to Federal Court
Fight Night: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump To Face Off Directly For First Time At Commander-in-Chief Forum
iPhone 7
Greta Van Susteren
Ann Coulter roast video
Dakota Access Pipeline constitutional or not
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WATCH:
All in the family
Looney tunes
The little rascals
LISTEN:
Joe Walsh Life’s Been Good
John Mellencamp Authority Song
Johnny Horton Battle Of New Orleans
READ:
Do Ant’s Have Assholes Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent
The Crusader Ronald Reagan and The Fall Of Communisim Paul Kengor
Stuff Every American Should Know Dennis Kierman and Joseph Joseph D’Agnese
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BEST QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
“A Real Man always believe what his government tell him, when he’s fucking retarded.”
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MANLY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If your own government is trying to destroy your country and you don’t do a fucking thing about it, don’t you fucking deserve what’s coming?
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AREAS OF LIFE:
Spirituality, Relationships, Emotions, Fun, Responsibility, Finances, Mission, Health, Legacy
TARGET AUDIENCE:
Bikers, Mechanics, Military, Tactical, Rockers, Nascar, Scouts, Law Enforcement, Brewers, Uniformed
WHAT WE NEED:
While you’re there, we are always looking for wordpress experts, promoters, videographers, graphic designers, social media people, anyone and everyone to build our global audience.
WHO WE NEED TO MEET:
We’re also looking to meet Eminem, his agent Cara Lewis, Andrew Dice Clay, his agent Bruce Rubenstein, Steel Panther and their manager Neil Warnock as well as very brave very forward thinking sponsors that are sick and fucking tired of political correctness and how it’s fucking everything in America up. If you know these people and you can help, be A Real Man and fucking do something about it.
OUTRO:
That’s it for the Rated ARM Rebellion, we sincerely hope you enjoyed it, if not, go fuck yourself. If you did, spread the love, tell everyone, Check out RatedARM.com for more info, all our social media pages, give us a Guns Up & don’t forget to write call or email the show. This John D. & The Sons of Liberty signin’ off and Never Forget to Always Revere A Real Man!
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